Chapter 33: Sippin’ & Reminiscin’
Written by: Kawaii-babi
Edited by: (Random Name Inserted Here)

Disclaimer: Don’t own CSI: NY,but I wish I did. Oh, by the way, this is the last chapter. (Starts crying) But I AM going to make a sequel if you guys ask me nicely. This chappie is placed 5 years after the last.

Evangeline and Zachary were sitting at their table, beaming at each other. Lindsay and Danny sitting on Evangeline’s right, Don and Chelsea sitting on Zachary’s left. Sid got up and raised his glass.

“To the newlyweds! May you have a great life together and lots of s…” Before Sid could finish his sentence, Stella had put her hand over his mouth.

“SID! There are kids here!” Stella exclaimed, motioning to her son, Sebastian, who had just turned 3. He had Stella’s curls and eyes, but other than that, he was a mirror image of Kevin. Sid started laughing.

“Sorry, my mistake. Anyways, to the newlyweds!” Sid said, raising his glass. Evangeline and Zachary laughed and shared a kiss. Then, Zachary leaned in to whisper something in her ear.

“I love you, Mrs. Flack.” Zachary whispered. Evangeline bit her lip and grinned.

“Love ya too, Mr. Flack.” Evangeline whispered back. Zachary grinned and leaned in to kiss her again. Lindsay smiled at her daughter, and then she looked at Danny.

“What?” He asked curiously. Lindsay sighed.

“You were the one who didn’t want them seeing each other all those years ago, remember?” Lindsay asked. Danny scratched his head and sighed.

“I don’t remember.” Danny said with a grin. Lindsay sighed.

“Sure you don’t…” Lindsay said, rolling her eyes. Danny shrugged.

“Nope” Danny said. Lindsay lightly smacked him. Evangeline glanced at her parents and groaned.

“They’re at it again.” Evangeline said. Zachary laughed and pulled his new wife into a hug.

“They’ll grow up eventually.” Zachary said, half seriously. Evangeline giggled and rested her head on his shoulder.

“Oh god… how did I ever get so lucky?” Evangeline asked. Zachary kissed her forehead.

“I should be asking the same thing.” Zachary responded. Maia Mariela ran up to them in her little flower girl dress and pulled Evangeline’s dress.

“Evaaaa… come dance wif me?” Maia asked. Evangeline looked at Zachary, who shrugged. Evangeline rolled her eyes and lightly smacked him.

“OW! What was THAT for?” Zachary asked. Evangeline got up and picked her little sister up and walked towards the dance floor. Zachary sighed and leaned on the table with his face in his hands. Don laughed and moved closer to his son.

“Now, where have I seen this scene before?” Don asked. Zachary glared at his father.

“Oh hardy har har. You’re so funny, dad.” Zachary said sarcastically. Don put his finger on his chin and thought for a moment.

“OH YEAH! At your PROM.” Don said. Zachary groaned and tried not to remember that night.

“Evan! You’re NOT going to dance with him!” Zachary exclaimed. Evangeline’s face was quickly turning red.

“YOU don’t control my life, douche bag! I can dance with whomever I want! Now get out of my way.” Evangeline said through clenched teeth. If looks could kill. Evangeline turned on her heel and walked towards her friend Lee, who had a REALLY bad case of acne, and was a little chunky, and started dancing and laughing. Zachary leaned up against the wall and glared at the two.

“Come on, man, you can’t be jealous of THAT guy, can you?” Don asked (By the way, he was chaperoning). Zachary took a good look at the guy. Who, besides a mother, could love that guy? Zachary calmed down a little, and decided to enjoy the night.

END FLASHBACK

“You know what, dad?” Zachary asked. Don raised his eyebrow.

“What?” Don asked. Zachary grinned.

“Fuck you. I’m gonna go dance with my wife.” Zachary said, getting up from his seat, leaving his dad there.

“You’re such a loser, you know that, right?” Chelsea asked her husband. Don grabbed his glass and took a sip.

“But you love me for it.” Don said, giving her a kiss. She smiled.

“I love you for your ass.” Chelsea said with a laugh. Don rolled his eyes.

“Whatever you say…” Don said. He let his eyes wander to Zachary, who was walking up to Evangeline with his hands in his pocket.

“Hey Evan.” Zachary said. Evangeline turned her head and glared at him.

“Oh, it’s you.” Evangeline said coldly. Zachary looked down at the ground and Evangeline started laughing.

“That wasn’t nice, Evan.” Zachary said. Evangeline grinned and gave him a kiss.

“Oh, come on. Can’t you take a joke?” Evangeline asked, locking her arms around his neck. Zachary groaned and let his arms go around his waist.

“I honestly thought you were mad at me. What would I do if you were mad at me on our wedding night? That would mean no sex, and I’ve already gone a month without it, I don’t think that I can last one more minute” Zachary admitted. Evangeline bit her lip nervously.

“Well, you know… there ARE bathrooms here…” Evangeline started.

“No, Evan… I don’t want a repeat of what happened at Victoria’s Secret.” Zachary said. Evangeline pouted.

“Oh, come on? Where’s your sense of danger?” Evangeline asked.

“Victoria’s Secret changing stall 4.” Zachary stated.

FLASHBACK

“Come on, Zac… It will be fun.” Evangeline said with a grin. Zachary looked at the stall cautiously.

“What if someone hears us?” Zachary asked.

“Just keep your mouth shut and we’ll be fine.” Evangeline said, pulling Zachary into the stall. As soon as she closed it, Zachary’s hands were at the hem of her shirt, slowly pulling it on. One thing led to another and….

“MOMMY! There are two nakey people in the stall!” A little girl said. Evangeline and Zachary blushed.. The mother of the kid came to see what was happening and glared at the two.

“THE NERVE! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE!” The lady said. A whole group of people had come to see what was happening and they all started laughing. Evangeline closed the door and quickly pulled her clothes on.

“This is the LAST time I let you talk me into something like that.” Evangeline said. Zachary glared and put on his clothes.

END FLASHBACK

“You know, now that I think about it, that woman DID say that she hadn’t seen anything like that in her life.” Evangeline said. Zachary laughed.

“What a prude.” Zachary said. Evangeline nodded.

“Those were the good old days.” Evangeline said. Zachary nodded.

“Yup… back when we had to leave the house so that we could bonk.” Zachary said. Evangeline burst into a fit of giggles.

“What’s so funny?” Zachary asked. Evangeline tried to control her giggles.

“Who says bonk anymore?” Evangeline asked.

“I DO! Got a problem with it?” Zachary asked.

“Yeah, it’s even more of a turn off than the time you dressed up as Cartman for Halloween.” Evangeline said. Zachary laughed.

“I thought I was pretty hot in that outfit.” Zachary said. Evangeline rolled her eyes.

“Riiiight…”

“You know you wanted a piece of my fat ass.” Zachary said, waggling his eyebrows. Evangeline nodded.

“Definitely.” She said sarcastically. Zachary grinned.

“Knew it.” Zachary said. Evangeline giggled.

“I love you.” Evangeline said. She then rested her head on his shoulder. Zachary grinned.

“Ditto.” Zachary replied. He felt someone tugging on his pants, so he looked down and saw Hunter Daniel looking up at him.

“Hey buddy! Do you want to dance with your sister?” Zachary asked. Hunter nodded.

“Alright… You can have her for 2 minutes. After that, she’s mine. Aight?” Zachary asked. Hunter nodded and held his arms up to his sister. Evangeline sighed and picked him up.

“Hunt, you have to talk when you want something.” Evangeline said as she swayed back and forth.

“But I’m shy.” Hunter whined. Evangeline groaned. Hunter had always been the shyer twin. While Maia was outgoing and hyper, Hunter was shy and quiet. After about a minute, Hunter looked at her with his big blue eyes and pouted.

“I want down.” Hunter said. Evangeline put him down and he ran over to Lindsay. Evangeline heard a laugh behind her. She turned around and saw Zachary leaning against a wall.

“He never changes, that one.” Zachary said. Evangeline sighed and walked towards him.

“I’m extremely tired.” Evangeline stated. Zachary groaned.

“Same, but we have to stay for a bit longer. Say hi to everyone, dance, yadda yadda yadda…” Zachary trailed off.

“And you still haven’t had your dance with your pa.” A voice from behind Evangeline said. She turned around and saw Danny there with a huge grin.

“Hey dad.” Evangeline said casually. Danny frowned.

“That’s it? No hug? No kiss on the cheek? What happened to little Evangeline Aidan Monroe-Messer? You used to always launch yourself at me whenever you saw me.” Danny said. Evangeline grinned.

“But daddy… I’m not Evangeline Aidan Monroe-Messer anymore, I’m Evangeline Aidan Flack.” Evangeline said. Danny scowled.

“You should have done what your mother did. She kept her last name.” Danny stated. Evangeline giggled and hugged Danny.

“Well, then my name would be Evangeline Aidan Monroe-Messer-Flack… and that would suck.” Evangeline said. Danny rolled his eyes and offered his hand to Evangeline.

“Madame? Would you care to dance?” Danny asked. Evangeline laughed out loud.

“Why, of course, kind sir.” Evangeline said. Danny pulled her onto the dance floor and put his arms around her waist.

“Eve… I love you, don’t you ever forget that.” Danny said as they danced. Evangeline nodded.

“I love you too daddy.” Evangeline said. She then gave her dad a kiss on the cheek.

“And remember, you’ll ALWAYS be a Messer in my eyes.” Danny said.

“And I’ll always be a Messer at heart.” Evangeline said with a smile.

THE END

Wow, this is the end of The Life And Times Of Evangeline Messer. I’m so sad. Don’t worry, people, there WILL be a sequel. Fresh start, ya know? Anywho, please review and tell me what you want in the next fic,