Ask Hinata

A/N Yes, I'm still not dead(unfortunately for you) So you can listen to me complain about things I think suck

ANIVERSARY CHAPTER YAY!

Saskuretsu: I got all kinds of stuff for my birthday and Christmas, and thats why I haven't updated in a while -holds Xbox 360- Precious!

Neji: Eh screw it I don't need a condom -tosses it away-

Hanabi: -falls through a dimension rift- Holy shit where the fuck am i?

Hinata: You shouldn't be using such naughty language!

Hanabi: Fuck off you stupid bitch

All: -gasp!-

Sakura: She insulted Hinata! She's doomed

Saskuretsu: Must kill

Neji: Aww can I keep her...as a sex slave

Gaara: dude...she's 7

Neji: So?

Gaara: You can't let him...

Saskuretsu: I'll allow it

Gaara: No fucking way

Saskuretsu: What? like I care about that Hinata insulting whore! Also I have a big announcement!

Sasuke: You're pregnant!

Saskuretsu: I'm a boy you retard!

Hinata: Whats the announcement

Saskuretsu: Ahem at December 6 I took the ACT yes the AC fucking T and scored a 20

Naruto: Bullshit

Saskuretsu: -holds up test scores-

Sasuke: Who cares?

Saskuretsu: Me...

Sakura: Fuck you

Saskuretsu: Yes I am

Hinata: ...aside from that, first question

To Sakura: ... -smirks- I was planning on being nice to you. But never mess with a bipolar dog. -whacks Sakura with a mace-

To Hinata: ...I DARE YOU TO GIVE NARUTO A LAP DANCE! Then you can get a cookie.

To Deidora the Explorer: Explore any jungles lately?

To Itachi: You look like a grandma. Did you ever whack anyone with your purse?

To Saskuretsu: How strange, my birthday was a few days before your's.

To Tobi: ...Chop off Deidora's hand off with a lightsaber please. I DARE YOU! I double dog dare you.

To Neji: What's with the manskirt?

... Drawing a blank. GLAD TO SEE YOUR STILL AROUND!

BYE BYE WOOF!

Saskuretsu: Guess how I've kept myself occupied?

Hinata: How?

Saskuretsu: I looked at his list of favorite animes and watched them...Jesus dude...lots of fucking anime

Sakura: I knew he was a mental patient

Hinata: -dances on Naruto's lap- There now I'm getting a restraining order

Naruto: Against?

Hinata: Everyone

Saskuretsu: I think Hinata is PMSing

Hinata: Fuck off!

Deidara: Yep I just slayed the mighy Incan god of the Amazon

Saskuretsu: The Inca empire was located on western south America retard

Deidara: Well their fucking gods were in the east now leave me alone you douchebag

Itachi: Once when I was flying north for the winter this plane pilot tried to run me over so I went inside the plane and crashed it into the twin towers, it was back on September 11, 2001

Hinata: Saskuretsu's thats going to far!

Saskuretsu: Hahaha I know

Itachi: Then I sent the letter to Bush that said "From Saddam" and it said "Wese gots weapones of mask destroiction" I was high that day so my spelling was off but he misinterpreted me I meant to say "We got techinques of world peace"

Saskuretsu: At least my oil is cheap

Gaara: Thats a harsh way of thinking of the war

Saskuretsu: Thats coming from the guy who kill someone cause they looked at you wrong

Gaara: They were laughing at me I know it!

Saskuretsu: Anyway, November is the best month for birthdays, it not too far or too close to Christmas...also my chess team won 1st place -holds up 3 foot trophy- ...heavy

Sakura: ...nerd!

Tobi: -pulls out lightsaber- -in a Obi-Wan voice- The force is strong with me -tries chop off Deidara's hands- ...he ain't gots no hands

Neji: Its not a manskirt...is it?

Hanabi: Fag

Neji: Quiet sex slave

Hinata: Next question...is from Nic81393

Naruto and Gaara: Heres a special gift for you. The gift of Kyuubi Burst Mode (Naruto) and Shukaku Burst Mode (Gaara). Try 'em out. (Digimon Savers reference)
Tobi: NO AND THEN! (Dude, where's my car reference)
Sasuke: How do you like being set up with people from other animes?

Naruto and Gaara: We don't like digimon

Saskuretsu: Neither do I

Tobi: Tobi loves that movie...what's a car?

Sasuke: I don't care, I don't like it...but really...what can I do about it? The writers hold the power...we're just useless puppets...

Naruto: Pausing alot and depressed...emo period

Hinata: Next question...

yo bitcs to saskuretsu:i need you to take of some of my fan fic charaters naruko(female naruto who attempt to rape zekk any time she has the chance)zekk(son of oro only has the white skin and black hair has a big buster blade on his back like clouds he hates oro and protect him from naruko plz) sasuke:you know that name mean in spanish "you know what"who knew sakura: i dare you too kiss ino(bring back ino for this part) come one lets face ino kissing sakura very sexy man neji: i dare you to dance to danceing queen dei:in the english manga you are now hm not un so say hm now damit i dare you for the hole entire fics all them hinata:you are now slave of jabba the hut why did i sold you becuose i made deal jabba give you to him so he cuold free han solo and chewie tenten and temari:make lesbo sex whith each other tobi: no way you cuold be madara,madara shuold have died by now reaveal that your obito with a physco logical problem lee: i dare you to go to am i smarter then a fith grader

Saskuretsu: I don't really want them, besides I'd just mock them like I do with everyone else...exept Hinata...so unless you want that tell me in the next review

Sasuke: I didn't know my name had a meaning in Spainish...

Saskuretsu: Any yuri is hot dude...also could you space out the review its a bit hard to read

Ino: How did I? Oh well anything's better than hell

Sakura: No way I am not kissing her

Saskuretsu: Ok then die

Sakura: ...thank you!

Saskuretsu: Ok starve to death and die...

Sakura: Ok that would hurt -kisses Ino-

Neji: Who is the dancing queen?

Saskuretsu: I don't know, I don't watch any TV thats not anime unless its on G4 or cartoons like Family Guy

Deidara: NOOOOO! hm I hate that word hm It's so annoying hm I can't stand it hm

Naruto: Make him stop!

Konan: -drops in out of nowhere- Deidara shut up

Sasuke: Holy shit who is that?

Saskuretsu: The unnamed member...who has recently been named...poorly

Itachi: Yeah what kind of name is Konan for a girl?

Konan: Itachi you're forgetting, I'm your dealer

Tobi: You're also the whore of the akatsuki

Konan: Not much left of the akatsuki anymore

Naruto: You must be so disappointed

Saskuretsu: Hm...-gives jabba the hut Ino instead of Hinata, then Jabba shoots himself out of agony of being near Ino- There now Han Solo and Chewbacca are free, although Chewie was never captured in the movie...I think

Neji: You're using a lot of ellipises in this chapter...

Sasuke: You're not helping to change that factor, are you?

Tobi: Tobi is Obito with a psycho problem, I said but that doesn't mean its true

Itachi: Tobi you're getting smart do I need to knock you stupid again

Tobi: ...yes

Itachi: K -hits him in the head with a billboard-

Sakura: Where'd you get that?

Itachi: Deidara's ass

Konan: Only you would go there

Itachi: If I were gay I wouldn't do drugs cause gays are too pekokami

Lee: -is a rotting corpse in the corner-

Saskuretsu: Next time he comes alive I'll make him go but he should stay dead...for now

Hinata: Next question is from

Sorry I haven't reviewed in a while, but I've been really busy. I'm a freshman and I'm in this school program called Academic Decathlon. It required all my time and energy. Anyway, Happy Birthday! Thirteen, huh? I figured you were at least 14. Guess you're fairly mature and intellectual for your age, eh? Anyway, yeah! I learned how to type correctly, and I'm super happy about it. Unfortunately for the people of Texas, I'm going to have to get my driver's lisence soon. There is going to be megadeath. That's a word, btw. Cool, huh? My favorite word is boondoggle. Isn't that awesome? It means to look like you're doing something while in actuality, you're procrastinating.

Oh yeah, go read my fic! It's my first to post.

Saskuretsu: Yeah Academic decathlon, I am not doing that if I get selected when I go to highschool

Shikamaru: Why?

Saskuretsu: Cause I'm like you, really smart but really lazy

Sakura: Isn't everyone on this site?

Saskuretsu: Lazy yes, smart no

Saskuretsu: My favorite word is zarf, a decorative coffee cup without a handle

Naruto: I'm going to barf in my zarf

Saskuretsu: I love to boondoggle during class, and I am very intellectual and mature

Hinata: And the second part of her question...which is exetremely long and we're just using it to occupy space

Rawr. It wouldn't let me post again for chapters I've already reviewed, so chapter 9 it is.

No one said hi back! That's terrible! Anyway, good job avoiding questions... '
Yeah, Hinata was supposed to kiss Naruto, but I know you'd find a way to undermine that, too. -sigh-

Oh, and I thought you had more chapters, so that's why I said that I hadn't reviewed in a while. But yeah, I finally have my own fanfic.

The pairings I officially support:
NejiTen
ShikaTema (GaaraTema is disgusting! Incest!)
NaruHina
SasuSaku (more popular than SasuNaru now!)

triangles and pairs I semi support:
GaaraLee (I hate yaoi, but this pair is hilarious)
NaruHinaKiba
HinaKiba
InoChouji
KakashiAnko
NaruSakuSasu

pairs I don't support:
INOSHIKA!
TenLee
SasuNaru
Or any other yaoi other than GaaLee
No incest, namely NejiHina and GaaraTemari

You can actually show people this starting the next line.

Hello, everyone! Say hello back. It won't hurt you. -minus Itachi cuz he's crazy, high, and hillucinating. (sp?)
Read my fanfic! It's really good! I love it, anyway.
Neji: That condum was for use on Tenten, not rape on Hinata.
Tenten: Slap Neji good and hard.
Naruto: Luffles means love, it is not a name of cereal.
Shikamaru: Shame on you. You knew it meant love, genious.
Saskuretsu: It's 2:27am. I'm going to pass out cuz I've been at Academic Decathlon all day and now I'm tired. Just thought you should know zzz

Neji: You misspelled condom, but why should I use it on Tenten, she's my bitch I don't care if I get her pregnant but Hinata might cause some problems

Hinata: I'll kill you if you lay a finger on me

Neji: Yeah right

Hinata: I'll get Saskuretsu and Alex to kill you

Neji: ...a fate worse than death!

Tenten: I am not your bitch -slaps Neji so hard the skin on his face gets ripped off and flies into Itachi's crack pipe-

Itachi: -burns skin- Ashes can get you high too

Saskuretsu: Bullshit

Itachi: Now'a'days anything can get you high with all the fucken chemicals in everything

Naruto: Maybe so but Luffles is a good brand name of cereal -takes a bite-

HinataL I hate to ask but how is it made of 30 of my cum if I've never

Saskuretsu: Clone factory

Shikamaru: I know but wouldn't I work around it if it were convient enough?

Saskuretsu: Good luck with that...

Hinata: Is that it?

Saskuretsu: What do you mean?

Hinata: Well we just answered questions and moved on...don't you think we should have a plot

Saskuretsu: Good idea, next chapter features a plot!!!

E/A/N I wrote the some of it in January and some in March so if it seems a little...weird don't blame me...anyway I'll think of plot to make things more interesting...anybody got any suggestions cause my brain is so overworked I can't really think of anything! God school is hard this year!!!