I’m in a parody mood. Watching CSI and The Beverly Hillbillies after one another spawned this.

Disclaimer: I own nothing from CSI or anything associated with the Beverly Hillbillies.

Let me tell you the story of a man named Gil,
A curious CSI just looking for a thrill
Then one day he was searching for a clue,
Under the tape came eyes so blue,

Single mom
Eddie’s ex-squeeze

Well the next thing you know old Gil’s in love,
His team said ‘enough is enough’
Said ‘Griss, in her arms is where you outta be’
So he plucked up the courage and said ‘Marry me’

I missed you tush, I did
At PAFCON and Jackpot!

GIL AND CATHERINE GRISSOM!

AN: I swear I'm not on drugs.