|Naruto, No Wait, Emi
Author: IceCreamXD PM
Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto go on a mission with a jounin. No wait. Naruto's real name is Emi? And he's a...girl?Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 05-07-07 - Published: 03-11-07 - Status: Complete - id: 3434692
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Disclaimer: I couldn't own Naruto even if I wanted to.
P.S: I changed my PenName from Atsuri - IceCreamXD
Naruto: So...You're making me a girl?
Naruto: Oh nothing. -starts cackling evilly-
Me: Ok...-steps away from him-
I have many secrets. But none of them is as big as this one. And what is that secret? Well, it's a fact that I am a...
Never expected that now have you? My real name is actually Uzumaki Emi. I really like that name. But it's not as if I can just go up to people and ask them "Hey, start calling me Emi, cause that's my real name, and I'm actualy a girl." No, that would be too stupid. And plus, why would I want anyone to know that I am a girl. They'll just start thinking I'm weak and a total liar. And those villagers, they might even come to rape me. But hey, at least I know how to fight, so that I can protect myself if it does happen.
Well this is the story of how I 'Uzumaki Naruto' get discovered as a girl. And it all started with a mission. Just me, Sasuke and Sakura. No Kakashi, no jounins. Heh, it's amazing they let 12-year-old genins go on missions without their jounins. But whatever. Let's just get on with the story.
Me: No? What do you mean no?
Naruto: I'M A FRICKING GIRL FOR GODS SAKES!
Me: Whatever. -walks away-
Naruto: Hey wait! -runs after me-
OK. I HOPE YOU LIKED DA STORY. It suddenly popped up into my head. And don't worry. I'll still do the other Sasuke Mpreg story.