I know what your alll think, why am I starting a new story insted of doing the next part of To Win a Fair Maiden's Heart. Well I cam across this comic of Sakura and Gaara call Puberty and it was so funny, that I had to do a story about it.

Anyhow I would like to ask you all to back off my grammer, because I know it's not great so no need to tell me.

And Yuffie is this story and yes it's the same Yuffie from FF7 but she is in her 30s.

I DON'T OWN ANRUTO OR YUFFIE

Hope you guys likey!

Attack of the hormones

Chapter 1: A simple request

“Gaara.”

“…”

“Gaara.”

“…”

“Gaara are you even listening to me!” shouted the blonde with four ponytails.

“What is it Temari.” The 19 year old growled as he kept his gaze to his paperwork.

“I was saying that you need a girlfriend. You have been working 24/7 for 7 days a week. I know you don’t sleep but you need a break and find a nice girl. One that can take care of you, comfort you and have lots of babies with.” Temari grin at the last part.

“I don’t need someone to take of me like a baby, I care for myself. And I don’t like the opposite sex.” Gaara said as he worked on his papers.

“What dose that supposes to mean, you don’t like me or Yuffie?” The blonde kunoichi pouted.

“No, you and mom are an exception. I just don’t like woman period.” The red head mumbled.

“So you’re gay?” Temari titled her head.

Gaara almost fell out of his chair when heard the last part from his sister’s mouth. She giggled at the shock look on his face but quickly changed to an angry one.

‘Guess not.’ She thought.

“I’m not gay! I’m just not attracted to women or men.” He glared at the woman in front of him.

“Fine, fine I get it.” Temari waved her hands in front of her and soon they came back to her side. “But you need to send a request to the Hokage, asking for help with out medics and helping around the office to.”

“I know, I know, I got the letter right here.” He handed the scroll to the blonde.

Temari quickly took the scroll out of his hand and looked at the seal on it. She gave her baby brother a smile and nodded as she headed out the door. But she stopped at the doorway and looked back at him.

“Just think about what we talked about ok.” And with that she dashed out and headed to where they kept the carrier hawks.

Gaara glared at the spot where his blonde sister stood. He let out a groan of frustration and turned back to his paperwork. Why couldn’t his sister understand that he had no interest in females. He just found women annoying and pathetic. Just take a look at his club of fan girls. They were to busy drooling over him and not consternating on there training.

Not a single girl he knew was not worthy enough to gain his respect. So therefore he was not attracted to woman because of that and has never met a female like that. Well… except for one.

“Sakura!” The loud mouth blonde shouted as he banged on his teammate’s door.

Soon the door opened to revile an angry looking pink haired kunoichi. She wore her yellow pajamas and her pink hair was a mess, it see easy to say that she just got out of bed.

“What are you doing here Naruto, its 5:30 in the morning.” The pinked haired girl growled.

“Yeah I know, but old lady Tsunade wants to see you right away.” Naruto gave her his famous foxy grin.

“One day I’m going to figure out why you two are so perky in the mornings.” Sakura mumbled as closed the door as she returned to her apartment.

Several minutes later, Sakura reappeared fully dressed as she closed her front door behind her. Naruto was sitting on ground with his back against the wall has he waited for his pink haired teammate. Once he saw his pink haired friend, he jumped on his feet and grinned.

“Ready to go?” the blonde asked.

The only answer he got was a nodded, and soon they were off to the Hokage’s tower.

“Tsunade, Sakura is here.” Shizune knocked on the Hokage’s door.

“Send her in.” a voice said from behind the door.

Shizune smiled at Sakura and left. Sakura opened the door to the Hokage’s office to find her sensei looking over something with a bottle of sake in her hand, what a surprise. She shook her head as she walked over to the desk.

“You wanted to see me Tsunade-sensei?” the pink haired girl asked.

The fifth shifted her gaze from her paperwork to her apprentice in front of her. She gave Sakura a cheerful smile, which Sakura still couldn’t figure out why she was surprisingly cheerful in the mornings.

“Yes, I have recently gotten a letter from Kazekage himself. He said he is in need of a medic to help around the hospital over there and someone to work around his office as well. So after thinking over it I have decided to send you. So you have an hour to get ready.” Tsunade smiled again. “You are dismissed.”

And with that the pink haired medic bowed and left. Tsunade watched her prized apprentice leave though the doors as she thought about all the paper she needed to do.

‘Why can’t it all burn in a freak accident?’ and with that thought, Tsunade’s head hit the table.

“Oh Gaara.” Temari called in a sing song voice as she entered her borther’s office.

The red head tore his gaze from the window he was looking at, to his annoying sister. She just had to come and bug him on his break of course.

“What is it Temari.” He growled dangerously.

But the blonde wasn’t fazed by it as she pulled out a scroll.

“Well we just got a message from the Hokage herself.” Temari opened it and red it. “It said that she agreed to send someone here to help us with hospital and the office. So she sent Sakura Haruno and well be here tomorrow.”

“Sakura… Haruno?” the red head asked.

“Yup, you remember her right?” Temari smiled.

“Yeah… I remember her.” The fifth paused for a moment. “You may leave Temari; I don’t want to see anyone for a while.”

His blonde sister stared at him for a moment but slowly nodded her head and left, but left the Hokage’s scroll on his desk. Once he was sure she was gone, he looked the door and pulled the curtains shut with his sand. Gaara sat back in his chair a bit and stared at the scroll in front of him. He made no move as if he was waiting for something to happen, or for someone to talk, and they did.

‘I remember her.’ The demon snickered from the corner of his mind.

‘So do I.’ he agreed with the demon.

‘Wonder how much she has matured? I would love to get my hands on her.’

‘I like to see you try.’ He glared at the demon.

‘True, so I’ll have to make you do it the.’ The demon smirked evilly.

‘There is no way your making me do anything; I have no interest in her.’

‘Hahaha!’

Gaara glared at the raccoon demon again. ‘What’s so funny?’

‘N-Nothing.’ The demon whipped his tears. ‘Just that you are a terrible liar is all.’

‘I’m not lying!’

‘Come on kid I know you better then anyone. I know that every time you see her you check her out. And I know that she is the only female that you are attractive to’

‘I do not! And I’m not attracted to her!’

‘Oh really, I guess well see about that.’

‘What do you mean?’

‘You’ll see.’ And with that the demon was gone.

It was quiet for a moment and Gaara didn’t hear the demon for while.

‘Shukaku… Shukaku. Where the hell did he go?’

Just then a vision flashed in Gaara’s mind. It was a bit fuzzy but quickly cleared up as the red head could make out a person. It was a woman as much as he can tell; she was walking in the desert and seemed to be sweating a lot in her tight cloths, which showed her curves. The zipper on her top was very low that showed half her breast as she continued sweating.

Gaara wasn’t sure why he was imagining this about a woman that he hadn’t seen before. But once he saw her face he froze in shock. She had emerald eyes, short pink hair and the Leaf village headband. It was Sakura Haruno.

Soon the vision disappeared as quickly as it came. Gaara turned red as his hair as he got a nosebleed from the vision that he saw.

‘HAHAHAH!!! Oh, yeah you’re not attracted to her at all! HAHAHA!!!’ the demon rolled around on floor as he held his sides.

‘You were that one that did that!’

‘Yup! And I won’t stopping showing these images until you make her ours. So good luck with that.’ He snickered as he slowly disappeared once again.

The red head sat there for moment stare at nothing, think about what the demon said. He wasn’t so sure how long he stayed like that until he heard a knock on the door.

“Come in.” he called to the person.

It was Temari of course.

“Hey Gaara I just wanted to tell you that… Why is your nose bleeding?” The blonde asked.

‘Shit!’ the red head shouted in his mind as he quickly looked for something to clean his nose with.

This well be so much fun to watch Shukaku make poor Gaara suffer. Hehe...