For The Last #$#& Time, I’m not ZEXION!

Disclaimer: I don’t own Kingdom Hearts

Copyright: I only own Haiiro Hanabira

Chapter One:

This Is Halloween

Haiiro Hanabira sat in his room, getting ready for the upcoming Halloween party at his friend Kosuke’s house. Someone had given him an idea to be Zexion, from his favorite game Kingdom Hearts, so that was who he was dressing up as. Oddly enough, Haiiro looked almost like Zexion; but no one could tell the difference.

Haiiro looked at his reflection in the mirror, and sighed. “I look stupid…” He turned away and headed for the steps.

“Haiiro, honey!” His mother yelled, “Everyone is waiting for you in the car!”

“I’m coming,” He said, running down the steps.

Later At The Party

“Oh my, Haiiro-kun! You look fantastic!” Some girl said.

“Thanks,” He smiled.

“Would you like to dance with me?” The girl asked.

“Sure why not,” He bowed his head.

The two began to dance when suddenly, Haiiro felt the girl stop moving. He looked at her, and noticed everything was frozen in time.

“What the…fuck?” He stepped back.

“Well Zexion… It seems we have finally found you,” A voice said.

“Huh?” Haiiro turned around, and a hooded figure grabbed his arm. “RAPE!”

“So she abandoned you after all. You didn’t believe me when I said humans are vile creatures,” The hooded figure said.

“Let me go!” He screamed.

“Her emotions seemed to have rubbed off on you,” The person said.

“Who’s she?” Haiiro yelled.

“Let’s go back to the castle,” The man opened a darkness portal, and dragged Haiiro into it.

The man hit Haiiro over the head, and he passed out.

When Haiiro came to, he was in a large white room. There were numerous crystals hanging from the ceiling, and when he looked into the corner, a thinner man in a trench coat stood there with his arms crossed.

“Who- I mean what the hell do you people want from me!” Haiiro yelled.

“People? Oh come on Zexy, don’t tell me you really forgot about us,” The person said, taking his hood down.

“AXEL!” Haiiro screamed.

“Ah! So you do remember me! And I thought you were being stupid!” Axel laughed.

What…the hell… is going on!? I thought Kingdom Hearts was only a video game! HOLY SHIT!

“Hey what’s with that stunned look on your face?” Axel asked, approaching the young boy.

“Get away from me! This is probably some horrible dream, and I’m gonna wake up any second from my alarm clock!” Haiiro yelled scrambling to his feet.

“Okay. Fuck being stupid, Zexion. You have finally lost it!” Axel yelled.

Haiiro ran for the door, but Axel teleported in front of him, and Haiiro crashed into him. Axel pinned Haiiro to the ground in an attempt to calm him down. “RAPE!!!!”

“Oh shut the hell up. Like you haven’t done it with her!” Axel yelled.

“I’m going to say this once, and only once… I am not Zexion! I’m Haiiro Hanabira! I’m a normal high school student!” Haiiro shouted, as he tried to get free of Axel’s grip.

“Oh don’t think you logic will work on me, Zexion,” Axel said, letting him go. “And I believe there is a punishment underway for you, so I suggest you keep those outburst to your self!”

“I’m a human! I exist! Why the fuck can’t you tell!” Haiiro screamed.

“You only wish you were human…” Axel said leaving the room.

Haiiro stood up, and walked over to a desk that was positioned the middle of the room. “…I want to go home…” He whispered, as he put his head on the table. “I want to go home…”

“So… Axel how’d it go?” Demyx asked, once Axel had come into the meeting room.

“He’s lost it,” Axel replied. “ Seriously, he has lost it.”

“It’s her fault isn’t it?” Roxas asked.

“Yes…” Axel said.

“Why don’t we just have Namine re-write his memories?” Vexen asked.

“It doesn’t work on us nobodies,” Xemnas said.

“Oh yeah… We don’t have hearts…” Demyx sighed.

“Hey it seemed like a good idea at the moment,” Axel shrugged.

“He keeps saying he’s a human,” Axel said a few moments later.

“This is rather interesting,” Said Vexen. He thought of something interesting. “Perhaps we can learn something from him!”

“Learn to be a psycho. No thank you!” Axel waved his hand in front of him.

“I’ll go check on him,” Demyx said.

“You’ll catch crazy if you go in there,” Axel laughed.

“I heard that…” Haiiro said from the other side of the door.

He had found crayons in the desk with a few pieces of paper within the desk. He scribbled all over the paper. It wasn’t anything important, it was just blobs and stuff. He couldn’t wait to get home. He could tell everyone that Square Enix had ruined his life, but in some sense, he actually liked it.

“So how long do you guys intend on keeping me here? Cause if it’s a long time, then let me call my mother. She’s probably worried sick. Mom’s probably cursing out the police right now… Bad thoughts…” Haiiro shook his head.

“Now he thinks he has a mother,” Xaldin said.

“I’M HAIIRO HANABIRA! I’M A NORMAL HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT!” Haiiro yelled. “I have a heart! Which you guys lack because your bastards… But that doesn’t have any affect on you guys since you don’t have emotions…”

“He really believes he has a heart…” They all said in unison.

“UGH!!!” Haiiro threw his arms up in aggravation.

End Chapter One

xXJust Fly A KiteXx: Hello. Uh here’s something I made while I was bored…So yeah… Haiiro is no one special. He was just a character I made in a .hack fanfic which I have yet to put up… Anyway! See yah whenever!

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