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Author: xXJust Fly A KiteXx
Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Reviews: 10 - Published: 03-18-07 - Updated: 12-18-07 - id:3447252

Chapter Five: The 13th Reflection

Haiiro struggled as he was dragged through the portal. “RAPE! SEXUAL HARASSMENT! KIDNAPPING! FIRE!” He screamed. “Axel let me go! I don’t want to go to the fucking castle! I’ll remember this the next time you need a human to study, you son of a bitch!”

“Shut the hell up! I want to show them this PS2 contraption!” Axel said, shaking the PS2.

“Careful with it, y- DON’T STAB IT WITH YOU’RE CHAKRAM!” Haiiro screamed, as Axel went to hit it with his chakram. “I will make you pay dearly if you break it!”

“How do you turn it on?” Axel asked.

“Well you need a T.V. and an outlet- an electrical outlet…” Haiiro said, sighing.

“That thing you had that had Roxas and me on it?” Axel asked.

“Yeah… and an outlet is something you plug that wire into so it’ll work,” Haiiro said pointing at one of the wires.

“Guess we’ll need to get that too,” Axel shrugged turning around.

“Oh no you don’t! You guys can come to my house, but we’re definitely NOT ripping my outlet out! Knowing you guys, you’d probably break my television!” Haiiro yelled. “Get your buddies, and open a darkness portal to my house!”

“Alright!” Axel said, as his face lit up. He let Haiiro go, and opened a darkness portal. “See you in a few!” He shoved Haiiro into it.

Haiiro hit the carpet of his room with a loud thump. “Oh… god… This isn’t going to go well…” He said hitting his head against the floor. “Oh well…” He scrambled to his feet. He quickly ran down the steps to retrieve some more chairs.

“What are you having a party with your imaginary friends?” Kuro asked, as he saw Haiiro bringing the 12th chair up to his room.

“Yeah, imaginary friends…” Haiiro said rolling his eyes. He heard a loud thump come from his room, and then there was a sudden rush of voices. “Oh… shit…” He ran up the stairs, and forced open his door. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”

The members of the Organization XIII stared at him in shock. Axel was trying to turn on the television. Vexen was reading some of Haiiro’s books, particularly his journal. Xaldin and Xigbar were looking at the radio. Demyx was checking out the 40 or so CD’s in the room. Larxene and Roxas were playing with his Ipod, while jumping on the bed. Luxord and Marluxia were playing with his Pokemon cards. Xemnas was examining the fan. Lexaeus was sitting in a chair, staring into space. Saix was sitting next to Lexaeus.

“DON’T TOUCH MY STUFF!” Haiiro screamed. “PUT DOWN MY JOURNAL! And you!” He pointed at Xemnas, “DON’T STICK YOUR FINGER INTO THE FAN!” He then turned to Marluxia and Luxord, “Those are collectibles! PUT THEM DOWN, NOW!”

“What is this thing?” Xaldin asked pointing at the radio.

“That’s my radio!” He yelled, “Now sit in the seats!” He said tossing the final chair into the room.

“Axel said this thing shows or death, is that true?” Xemnas asked.

“Yeah,” Haiiro said turning on the T.V. and the PS2.

“Even Demyx?” They asked in unison. Demyx now had on Haiiro’s headphones.

“Even Demyx,” Haiiro said flatly.

He sat down on his bed, and noticed all eyes were on him. “What?”

“What is this thing that shows our death?” Xaldin asked.

“It’s called Kingdom Hearts,” Haiiro said.

“You mean that gate?” Xemnas asked.

“Yeah,” Haiiro smirked. He started fighting Axel.

“Roxas why!?” Axel said shaking the other nobody.

“Shut up,” Haiiro said, rapidly clicking the buttons on the control.

-- Seven minutes later--

“He’s really into this,” Demyx said. They had just seen the scene in which he died.

-- Eight minutes later--

“Bye Axel,” Haiiro sighed.

-- Fifteen minutes later--

“Bitch got owned,” Haiiro laughed.

“That’s messed up, dude!” Xigbar yelled.

-- Twelve minutes later--

"Take that you cheating bastard!" Haiiro yelled.

"I don't cheat!" Luxord screamed.

"Sure..." Haiiro sighed.

-- Twelve minutes later --

“Oh and there goes Saix…” Haiiro said lazily.

“Man you got owned,” Xigbar said.

“Shut up,” Saix growled.

-- An hour later--

“Not only did you kick Luxord’s ass, you made it look like child’s play when you fought Xemnas!” Axel screamed.

“Haiiro honey, Sumire’s coming over…” His mother said, knocking on the door.

Haiiro slowly turned at Saix, who was looking at him. Saix quickly turned away once their eyes had met. Haiiro let out a deep sigh, and stood up. “Hey psychotic rapist,” He said as he walked over to the door, “My aunt is pregnant…” He opened the door, and closed it behind him.

“Oh my god! SAIX IS A DADDY!” Demyx cried, clinging to number VII.

“What the fuck!?” Axel screamed.

“Whoa dude,” Xigbar said standing up really fast.

“…What?” Roxas said, still trying to figure out what Haiiro just said.

Lexaeus broke a cup.

“What the hell!?” Haiiro said bursting into the door. “Can’t I leave you guys alone for a minute!?”

“Is she really pregnant?!” Axel screamed.

“Saix is now unofficially apart of my family,” Haiiro whimpered. He looked at Saix with fury. “YOU BETTER SAY SORRY! YOU BETTER BE A GOOD FATHER! YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF MY AUNT!” He ragged.

“That boy is a really loud teenager,” His mother said to his brother, Chaiiro.

“Tell me about it,” He sighed.

Everyone turned at Saix.

“Well?” Haiiro said, raising his eyebrow. “Are you gonna take care of my aunt? Are you gonna be there when she has a child? Are you gonna be the GREATEST father EVER?!”

“He’s got anger problems…” Demyx sighed.

“I DO NOT HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS!” Haiiro cursed, as he rushed over at Saix. “IF I HEAR THAT YOU HARM HER IN ANY WAY, YOU’RE A DEAD NOBODY!!”

“Haiiro, please stop screaming,” He heard Sumire say from outside the other door. Haiiro ushered the nobodies to leave, but clung onto Saix.

“Apologize…” Haiiro whispered, letting him go, and crawling underneath his bed. “COME IN SUMIRE!!”

The door opened, and Sumire stood in it blankly. “Haiiro?” She looked around. Saix was now hiding in the closet, and as a result Haiiro was softly murmuring curses. “Haiiro?” She asked as she walked over to the closet. She opened it, and was staring at Haiiro’s clothes. “I could’ve sworn I heard Haiiro…” She sighed deeply and turned around. She let out a small scream once she was staring at Saix.

“D-don’t hurt me!” She cried, flinching.

“I’m not going to hurt you,” Saix said, touching her hair. “It’s alright. I just wanted to say… s-so-” He had much difficulty saying sorry.

“SORRY!” Haiiro yelled, trying to impersonate Saix’s voice.

“Oh…” Sumire stepped back, “Was that Haiiro?”

“…” Haiiro hit himself on the head.

“N-no,” Saix sighed.

“I’m not accepting your apology…” Sumire said looking down at the ground. She gripped onto her the frills of her dress. “Humans… will not accept your apology once you screw up. It’s just… the way everything works out…” She shuddered.

“It’s alright. But that baby…” He smirked.

“You know about my…” She started to leave the room.

“Haiiro told me…” He grabbed her hand.

Haiiro knew this wasn’t getting anywhere, so he rolled from underneath the bed. “Alright, Sumire! This is what this man is trying to say that he loves you, and he wants to be the best father that there could ever be! Gee, wasn’t that fuckin’ easy!?” He yelled, storming out of the room. “Acting like a bunch of teenagers who don’t know how to confess their love…” He slammed the door behind him.



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