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This is just what I've done so far today, felt like keepin y'all in the loop. I'll add more to it later tonight or tomorrow. Oh and I've used mandarin, hoping to make my fellow browncoats proud. :)
Enjoy.
Jayne: (catching up to them) I do something wrong, Mal?
Mal: No, I did. Doc? How much you know about deteriorating planets?
Simon: I never was much good at earth science, if that's what you're asking. Why, what's wrong?
Mal: (sits on med bed) Our friend Red forgot to remind us that everything on this planet is very very angry and doesn't take nicely to humans. (takes off his boot and reveals what appears to be a nasty burn.) Snow's acidic.
Simon: (to Jayne) Go to your bunk and check yourself for burns.
Jayne: I don't feel particularly warm anywhere, doc.
Mal: Do as the man says, Jayne. This here is some pretty evil snow. You won't feel it so much as ... smell it.
Simon: Be careful not to let the outside of your clothes come in contact with your skin. Put them in here when you're done. (Hands him orange bag. Jayne leaves.) I'm going to have to mix something to deactivate the cells that are devouring your leg. (Moves about mixing things together)
Mal: Fast would be appreciated. I think I'm seeing bone.
Simon: Actually what you're seeing are your skin and fat cells getting liquidated.
Mal: Shiny.
Simon: (Sucks up liquid mixture into a big syringe, (no needle). Kneels by Mal's leg, puts bedpan on the floor beneath it and douses it with liquid. )
Mal's leg lets off a huge cloud of steam.
Mal: Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai! Shen jing bing! What have you done to my leg??
Simon:(Stammering,) I uh... um...(Smoke clears, he smiles.) Fixed it.
Mal: (looking at his leg) Oh. Well, good job then.