“How does this work, Prongs?”

“Just push the big circular botton on the left.”

“Which one? This one?”

“NO!”

“Oops.”

“Oops? OOPS?!”

“Well, how was I supposed to know that it would do that?!”

“Siri, I said ‘push the big circular button,’ not ‘punch the huge shiny square’!”

“Sorry! I… I really didn’t mean to. I just –”

“Hey, are you crying?”

“No…”

“Yeah, that sob there convinced me that you are calm, Padfoot.”

“Well, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to mess it all up and…”

“Shh… come here, baby. I didn’t want to upset you. Hey, we can fix it. It’s okay. Really.”

“Really, we can watch our fellytission show later?”

“Yeah, baby. We can watch our “fellytission” show later.”