On Sexcapades

Standard Disclaimers Apply

“I think that’s the whole point of it.”

“Oh, come on. Are you kidding me?”

“No, actually, I’m not. If you want it, you have to earn it, don’t you think?”

“I can’t walk, Cuddy. I’m cripple. The least you can do is come to the cripple instead of making this horny cripple come to you.”

“Hmmm….”

“…. Wow.”

“Still can’t muster enough manpower to come over here and fuck me?”

“…. You win, you temptress you…. Ow. Owowow.”

“Oh, come off it. You just had Vicodin.”

“It’s not my leg that hurts.”

“No, I’m not going to indulge you and your crack doctor jokes.”

“Killjoy.”