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Endless Dawn
Author of 11 Stories

Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 03-11-09 - Published: 03-25-07 - id:3458456

Edward: Driving silently along the road

Edward: sees payphone

Edward: Hmmm…..a payphone. Gets out of car

Bella: What are you doing?

Edward: Going to the payphone

Bella: WHY!?!?!?

Edward: evil smile

Edward: punches in random number

Bella: Wait….do you even KNOW who's number that is??

Edward: No, not really.

Emmett: Oh, cool! Gets out of car and gets into phone booth with Edward

Bella: Oh, you guys can't be serious.

Rosalie: Actually, they are. They do that all the time.

Laughter can be heard inside phone booth

Emmett and Edward come out

Bella: Hurry up, you guys! I don't want anyone to see us!

Edward: Why?

Bella: Have you ever heard of Star 69??

Edward: Yeah

Emmett: But we said that if she even THOUGHT about dialing, then we would go beat her up. chuckle

Jasper and Alice coming up in Alice's new yellow 911 Turbo

Jasper: What?!?!?!? You didn't tell me to come???

Emmett: Let's go!

Emmett, Jasper, and Edward run back to payphone and squeeze into phone booth

Bella: oh my….

Rosalie: Ditch them?

Alice: of course

all three drive away

Emmett, Jasper, and Edward get out of phone booth

Emmett: Wait, where did the girls go?

Jasper: They ditched us, you idiot.

Emmett: oh….

Jasper: You DO realize we have to actually…you know…WALK???

Edward: growls Yes, I realize that.

All three start WALKING away

Ok, that was REALLY random. I just HAD to put that on here, sorry.



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