Author Notes: Absolute Crack brought on by computer lab boredom XD! I promise I'm still working on Show and Tell !

Story Notes: Occurs sometime between CDs and CDs: Part 2.

Warning: Some coarse/sexual language, biseinen-ai, etc...

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. The songs belong to their respective artists, listed following story.

CDs: Bonus Track

The plastic square was labeled ' Mean Mix' and inside its lined cover there were various names written in Iruka's precise hiragana. As always, curiosity drove Kakashi's actions and the disc was inserted into an empty tray. He read the first name as he pushed 'Play'.

Sakura… Hope it's not one of those little girlie songs.

/ I don't want... anybody else

When I think about you , I touch myself.../

The track button was promptly hit. A blush rose beneath the dark mask.

Genma… Probably some club mix.

/ I'm too sexy for my shirt… too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts…/

Kakashi jumped to the next track; he'd already heard that particular song on one of the other CDs.

Raidou… I wonder if it's that " Melt With You" song, but that'd be too cruel.

/ I get knocked down, but I get up again… You're never gonna keep me down…/

Not a bad drinking song, in Kakashi's opinion. He clicked the arrow button again.

Tsunade... This could be good blackmail material.

/ She's a brick house

She's mighty mighty, lettin' it all hang out.../

The jounin nearly choked as he tried to swallow his laughter and breathe at the same time. The player clicked, moving to the next song.

Hinata… I can't even begin to guess anymore.

/ Oh oh here she comes… watch out boys, she'll chew you up

Oh oh here she comes… She's a maneater…/

Kakashi shook his head and moved on.

Kiba… This has all sorts of tacky possibilities.

/ Mouth is alive, all running inside

And I'm hungry like the wolf.../

He wasn't disappointed. Kakashi cast a look towards his lover who was sprawled on the couch. Iruka slept unawares.

Gai... This has all sorts of horrifying possibilities.

/ When I dance they call me Macarena

And the boys, they say que soy buena.../

The gray eye was momentarily blinded by the mere thought of the spandex clad shinobi engaged in such a dance. It took several deep breaths before Kakashi could clear his mind of the traumatizing after images.

Anko... Kami-sama.

/ Don't want no short dick man, don't, don't, don't

Don't want no short dick man.../

The player was nearly destroyed by his forceful button pushing.

Sasuke... I guess I'm over it enough by now.

/ Here I go again, on my own.../

Despite the light moisture that gathered in Obito's eye, Kakashi smiled at the dolphin's perverse humor.

Asuma and Kurenai... They get one together, so it's probably make-out music.

/ I've been really tryin', baby...

Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long.../

He allowed most of the song to play, as it was one of his personal favorites. Not only was it a good make-out song, but it perfectly defined the relationship between the younger Sarutobi and the genjutsu user.

Ino...Maybe something about flowers?

/ Hey! Hey! You! You!

I don't like your girlfriend!.../

The lyrics were as direct as the platinum haired kunoichi. And nearly as loud. Kakashi checked on Iruka's status; the man snored lightly and mumbled something that sounded like " pink elephants".

Temari... Why are there so many bitchy- I mean- strong willed kunoichi on here?

/ Keep your drink just give me the money

It's just you and your hand tonight.../

It had sounded about like he had suspected. Kakashi pressed the button to skip ahead.

Tenten... I actually haven't seen that little spitfire in a while. I should try to train with Gai's old team sometime. Work on my weapon's defense.

/ Every rose has it's thorn.../

Another smile lifted his lips. It was a cute song to describe the young lady with her deadly arsenal.

Naruto... This could really go any which way at this point.

/ And all the girlies say he's pretty fly

" For a white guy!" .../

Kakashi almost swallowed his tongue trying to stifle his giggles. Tears streamed from both eyes as he shoved a fist into his mouth and changed the track, hoping for something less amusing.

Kakashi... Oooooohhhhh, the truth is finally revealed!

/ Try, try, try to understand
He's a magic man!" oh yeah
Oh, you've got the magic hands.../

And with that classic tune issuing from the speakers, Kakashi crawled across the floor towards the couch, where he proceeded to use his ' magic hands' and grope his beloved awake.

I Touch Myself- The Divinyls

I'm Too Sexy- Right Said Fred

Tubthumping- Chumbawumba

Brick House- The Commodores

Maneater- Hall and Oates

Hungry Like The Wolf- Duran Duran

Macarena- Los Del Rio

Don't Want No Short Dick Man- 20 Fingers

Here I Go Again- Whitesnake

Let's Get It On- Marvin Gaye

Girlfriend- Avril Lavigne

U + UR Hand- Pink

Every Rose Has Its Thorn- Poison

Pretty Fly- Offspring

Magic Man- Heart