Disclaimer: I do not own the Fairly Oddparents. I also do not own Freddy or Jason or any of the plotlines from the movie or show. I only own this written piece of work and any characters I might make up and put in the story.

Summary: This is basically a redo of the movie “Freddy vs. Jason” in Fairly Oddparents style. Timmy is not in this story, and even if he was I’d probably kill him of quickly or something just because I don’t like him. It will only concern Cosmo and Wanda as high school seniors, plus their friends and stuff. Instead of Elm St. it will be called Star St. If you have seen the movie “Freddy vs. Jason” then you basically know what will happen, it will just contain Cosmo and Wanda and other fairies. It will have Cosmo and Wanda fluff, but not that much because if all the gore and murder and stuff. The fluff will come when they’re saving each other from Freddy and from Jason. Note: this story will contain foul language, adult content, and a lot of blood and gore. So if you hate either of those things, you might want to not read or you still can. It’s all up to you.

Please read and review, and enjoy.

Authors Note: When a part of the story goes into a dream because Freddy is in the dreams most of the time; I will write all the words in Italic that are dream. Just thought I’d say that so as to not confuse anybody

Fairy Freddy vs. Fairy Jason

Chapter 3

(Wanda’s House)

The policeman had contacted reinforcement and soon the Oak Shire Sheriff’s Department was swarming all around Big Daddy’s house. Big Daddy was out of town during that night so he was called by the police to alert him of the murder; he was rushing home after the call. The chief of the sheriff’s department was coming down stairs after seeing the body; he was already sure he knew who the murder was.

“Ok Higgins we need to keep this thing contained. I want this all cleaned up and covered up by tomorrow morning.” Said the Chief

“Sir, it’s him isn’t it? I mean it’s gotta be; it’s gotta be Freddy Krueger” Higgins said

“Hey, we never say that son of a bitch’s name out loud, ever.” Said the chief

“Just take the kids all down to the department. Question them all, separately and see if they know anything; and I swear to God that if they do or find out anything from you or anybody else I’ll ship you down to Western Hills with them!” Said the chief

“Alright.” Said Higgins

(At the police station)

Wanda sat in a small room by herself after being questioned by the police. She was tired, afraid, sad, worried about her friends, and curious about everything that had just happened. The officer that had found them running out of the house and called in the backup was floating behind the glass checking in on her. His name was officer Bob. He heard the Chief and Officer Higgins coming towards him and they were whispering to each other trying so no one would hear them.

“Hey what’s going on?” officer Bob asked

“Good work today Bob; right place, right time, but we’ll handle it from here, ok?” said the chief

Officer Bob just looked confused, and decided to go check in on Wanda.

“Hey here’s some hot chocolate in case you’re thirsty.” Officer Bob said poofing in a cup of hot chocolate.

“They called your dad so he’s on his way here.” Bob said

“What’s going on? Do they know who did this yet?” Wanda asked

“No they haven’t, but to tell you the truth I’m new here so I’m not sure of everything.” Said Bob

“But I think I heard one of the officer’s say a name.” said Wanda

“No, but rest assure if when they do find something I’ll be the first to know about it.” Said Officer Bob

“But they kept asking me all these really weird questions; like about my dreams and…” said Wanda but Officer Bob was called out of the room by the chief.

“Sorry I got to go, but I promise we’ll catch this guy.” Said Officer Bob leaving

Wanda was now a little frustrated because she knew she heard an officer say a name, but she couldn’t remember. She set her head down on the table to think, and try and remember the name.

“What was the name?” Wanda asked herself

“What was the name?”

“Freddy” she said remembering

Wanda lifted up her head, and saw that nobody was in the police station anymore. No one was there except herself. Suddenly she heard a crying sound, it sounded like a little girl crying. The wind was blowing in the direction of the crying; so Wanda went that way to go look. She entered into the hall and walked sown the dimly lit hall. There was a bulletin board on the wall full of missing children posters. There must have been at least twenty on there. The weirder thing that Wanda didn’t notice was the fact that they all turned and watched her as she went by. She saw at the end of the hall there was a little girl crying. The little girl was no older looking than eight, and she had her face covered up against the wall. Wanda went up to her to see what was wrong and if she could help.

“Hey are you alright?” Wanda asked

Then the little girl turned and faced Wanda, but the little girl was missing something. She had no eyes, she had blood coming out of her empty eye sockets, but she knew Wanda was there.

“Ahh” Wanda stepped back frightened by the little girl’s missing eyes. Then the little girl started talking to Wanda. First in a high pitched little girl voice, but it got deeper and deeper sounding as she went on and soon she had the voice of a demon.

“His name is Freddy Krueger, and he loves children; especially little girls.”

“Soon Freddy will be strong enough. Soon he will return.”

“Tell everyone, warn everyone. Tell your friends, tell your neighbors; tell them all that Freddy is back.” Said the little girl

Wanda was horrified at this. She backed up against the wall and the room suddenly changed; Wanda was now in a cemetery, with her back against a door. The door then had blood pour from it and Wanda quickly got away from it. She then heard more voices; again they sounded like little girls, but these ones were already in her sight and they were singing and playing jump rope.

“Three, four better lock the doors,

Five, six get a crucifix,

Seven, eight, don’t stay up late,

Nine, ten, never sleep again,

One, two Freddy’s coming for you.”

I am deeply sorry if I screwed up these lines, I tried and I couldn’t remember exactly so if I did, I’m very sorry. Please finish the chapter and don’t leave mad. Just leave a comment telling me and I promise to fix it.)

The girls just kept sing the song, and Wanda was very frightened. She was starting to back away when she looked to her side and...

“Ahhhh” Freddy just showed his face barely to Wanda and that alone was enough to get the message of fear across to her and Freddy allowed her to wake up…alive.

(Meanwhile at Wandissimo’s house)

Wandissimo was sitting outside on his porch when his father came out.

“Wandissimo, my son we need to talk.” Said Wandissimo’s father

“What were you doing over there? You were supposed to be watching your sister. Were you drinking?” Wandissiom’s dad started spewing out statement’s and questions.

“Papa, my best amigo was just exterminated. Can I please have some room?!” Wnadissimo said

Wandissimo’s father stood up and started walking away.

“Alright my son, but porp-va-vor be inside soon.” His father said and left Wandissimo alone.

“I heard the officers accidentally say the name of the killer.”

“Some man named Freddy”

“I swear to God I will find him and take him down myself Luther; I swear.” Said Wandissimo

Suddenly Wandissimo heard a noise across the street in the bushes. He got up and poofed over to see what it was.

“Hello? Is anybody there?” Wandissimo called

He then heard a noise behind him and turned around and found a goat. It was a devil looking goat. It was just sitting there making goat noises.

“What in the world?” Wandissimo said, but then saw a man standing down the street from him.

The man was laughing and the before Wandissimo knew it a huge shadow appeared in front of him and cornered him and struck out with its massive claws. Luckily for him it went right through him and faded; leaving Wandissimo unharmed.

“I’m ok, I’m alright.” Wandissimo said as the shadow went back to its owner.

Freddy was standing there tapping his clawed hand on his shoulder looking ticked off.

“Still not strong enough.” Said Freddy

“Ha-ha well I guess I’ll just let Jason have some more fun.

Wandissimo awoke with his father sitting beside him looked petrified.

“Papa, Papa?” Wnadissimo said and then gave him a little shove. However when he did; his father’s head came clean off and landed in his lap, and blood squirted out of the body like a fountain.

“AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!” Wandissimo screamed.

He stood up and backed away from the body. As he floated away he collided into a large figure still standing right there on his porch. Wandissimo turned around and looked up, and he saw the hockey masked face of Jason.

“AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!” Wnadissimo screamed lifting his father’s severed head up as a type of shield against Jason

Jason just lifted his machete up and swung it across in a clean motion and blood was splashed all over the wall of the house of the Magnifico’s. Upon the leaving of Jason; his footsteps was all the sound you could hear, that and the dripping of the blood.

Sorry it took so long to update, and again I’m sorry if I messed up the “Freddy’s coming for you” song, just tell the real one to me and I promise to use it. Well aside from mistakes and my stupidity, read and enjoy.