Title: Price less 1/1

Author: Grant/Ra’Ay’Mond

Author’s E-mal: (your feedback is welcomed)

Category: Humor.

Rating: PG13, because of some strong language

Spoilers: Price less commercial

Summary: O’Neill thinks about his favorite actor, and his favorite TV commercial.

PRICE LESS

I do not own the rights to SG1 or any of their products. I am only a poor fan who NEVER wants the adventure to end.

One machine gun totting, air combat experienced, super genius physicist.

Price: classified.

“Chevron six is locked.”

One multi lingual, gate symbol decypering, archeologist-anthropologist and part time ascended being.Price: years of training, a pot of coffee a day and about 170,000.

“Chevron seven is locked.”

One former first prime of a recently deceased major system lord/false God.

Price: Worth twice his weight in Naquadah.

“Worm hole is established.”

Being the leader of a gate hopping, Goa'uld killing, “acquiring weapons to defend our world”, first contact team:

FUCKING PRICELESS!

“OK guys, let’s go show the bad guys how to win a war!”

The end…

Love it? Hated it? Please let me know…

PS. I am in desperate need of a beta reader. If you would like to beta for STARGATE stories or know some one who would, please… contact me