|IT is back: Gaara style
Author: SkyBell PM
Not a romance. I reapet not a romance just a realllly funny RP me and my friend made. Basically Gaara freaking Sakura out in a strange situation.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Sakura H. & Gaara - Words: 479 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 03-30-07 - Status: Complete - id: 3466595
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Sakura was walking down a creepy ally when suddenly, she heard a noise and saw Gaara dressed up as Ronald McDonald so she laughed at him for a bit then he said for scary words "I will kill you"
"Help, Help" yelled Sakura as she ran away and bumped into Naruto.
"Help Naruto there's a guy who wants to kill me!:
Naruto looked shocked "Who Sakura?"
"A guy dressed as Ronald McDonald…"
"Oh I get it. You want me to barg over there and make myself look like an idiot so you can call me a baka. Nice try Sakura. Nice try." So Naruto walks away and then Gaara- I mean Ronald McDonald (God Ronald McDonald scares the crap outta me) appears.
"I'm watching you"
confused then asked:
"I don't know. You just wanted to kill me then…"
"What! That's weird. I was just looking for a bathroom when suddenly there was a…"
And then, Gaara transformed into another clown.
"Then what? Then what?" asked Sakura frantically.
"Hello little girl. You want a ballon. We all float."
"OMG you're the clown from IT!!!"
Then the ballon he took out popped and blood squirted out.
Then inner Sakura comes out.
"LISTEN HERE YOU!!! TURN BACK INTO GAARA NOW CAUSE I WANNA HEAR WHAT HAPPENED!!! GOT IT???"
He Changes back to Gaara.
"Ok then I saw a…"
He transforms back to IT.
"Wha… He changed back. Wahhhhh. Sasuke-kun help me"
Then Sasuke appears out of nowhere.
"What Saku- Ahhhhh it's the clown from IT." Hehides behind Sakura then runs like a little girl.
Then Gaara changes back.
"Oh Gaara why do you and your sibs have different hair colors. No wait sakura this is not the time. Then you saw a what?"
"Oh then I saw a bathroom and I'm like thank goodness so I open the door but there was someone behind it."
"Just some random person who left after but then I hear voices from the sink but when I checked there was a phone there so I talked into it and people said up yours for listening to theit conversation then there was a head from a puppet so I screamed like a little girl but it was just one of Kankuro's puppet then Temari came in and kick me saying something about using her mascara to make rings around my eyes then she left but guess what?"
"What did he do?"
"He was eating ramen from the toilette!"
"Yeah so then when he left, Sasuke came and tried to rape me then I decided to freak you out by doing this."
"You're kidding me right!"
"Nope and you know what the funny thing is?"
"I never went to the bathroom"