Pickup line... Just too funny.

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Did you just fart?

An overexcited and cheerful girl by the name of Sam Manson walked along with her two best friends. She grinned at Tucker who seemed to be killing himself laughing. It was when Danny had left to fight the Box Ghost a few days ago when a brilliant pickup line was told over the radio.

In an attempt to show her feelings, Sam has agreed to say that very line to Danny that moment, regardless of the risks of her friendship.

As they neared school Sam suddenly stopped. Tucker feigned a confused look while Danny gave raised an eyebrow at Sam. For effect, Sam sniffed the air. She then glanced at the two boys with a forced suspicious look. “Danny, did you just... fart?" She asked in disgust, waving a hand over her nose.

Danny was very shocked. “No, why? I don't smell anything.” He said, also sniffing the air.

Sam looked at him in confusion. “Oh,” She began, looking at Tucker who was sniggering unknown to Danny. “That's weird, because you just blew me away.” It was at when Tucker couldn't contain his laughter and exploded with it. (not literally)

It took Danny a few moments to realise what she ment before he grinned and grabbed her arm. He hugged her tightly and Tucker laughed harder. After registering that she was in her crush's arms life seemed to come into sharp focus when shen smelt a fruity and disgusting smell. “Danny, did you just seriously fart?!” She shrieked, trying to escape his hug.

Tucker had to hold himself up with a post to keep himself from collapsing. Danny grinned and waited until the smell subsided until he let go of her. “Yeah I did... Why? Did I blow you away?”

The trio looked at each other before they all laughed. Some things never changed.

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I would love to see that happen in real life. I actually did hear it over the radio. Man that was funny.

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