Me: "Here's another comedy story, it would get more funny when I make the other chapters"

Godzilla: "Im back again, also where did you get the Idea from?"

Me: "Yep I can tell Godzilla your back and where I got the Idea from was when I watched Freddy vs Jason 2, made by braxtan films, check them out , now readers read"

FREDDY AND JASON PLAY GOLF

Chapter One - Freddy Wants To Play Golf:

"shit he really exist, I must wake up" said a teen age boy with black hair and was wearing a blood stained pajama's.

The teen was running in a dark alley, a shadow appeared behind him, it was Freddy who was chasing him.

"You cant get away from me" yelled Freddy who stopped running and laughed.

The boy didnt know Fred stopped running and got to his house he used the keys and opened the door then shut it behind him and locked it, the teen then ran upstairs and went into his bedroom and looked under his bed, he grabbed his baseball bat and sit on his bed.

"Please wake up" the boy said to himself, just then a hole appeared in the bed and he was pulled into it by an invisible force, he fell into a pit of darkness, when he got up the darkness vanished and he was in a boiler room, he then heard a metallic screeching sound and then he saw Freddy who smiled at him, he tried to get away but he couldnt move, Freddy walk towards him and stood at front of him, Freddy showed his glove to the teen and grabbed him by the neck.

"please have mercy" begged the teen.

"I have no mercy" Freddy replied and walked up to some steam pipes, Freddy place the boy there, the pipe came to life and wrapped around him, the steam made the teen cry in pain, Freddy then putted his hand into the teens moth and pushed in downwards making it wide open, Freddy place his glove into the boy mouth and dug the blade upwards, Freddy listened to the boys muffed screams as blood ran from his mouth, the muffed screaming stopped and Freddy pulled out the blades out of the teens mouth, the pipes let go releasing the lifeless body, Freddy smiled but he then got an Idea, he had been killing alot of people lately, he decided that he wanted to play golf, but he need to play the sport with someone else, one name came to mind: Jason Voorhees, Freddy then vanished to go find Jason.

JASON'S DREAM:

Jason was on the hunt again, another bunch of teen's have appeared at Camp Crystal Lake, only one was alive, the teen male with brown hair and was wearing jeans and a red t-shirt was running away from Jason who was following him. the boy ran for his life, he was in the Forest of Camp Crystal Lake, he listened carefully, no footsteps were heard, he had lost the crazy masked killed, he smiled to himself and turned around, Jason was right there, he jumped back in shock as Jason's hand grabbed him, he tried to get free and was yelling for help, Jason dropped the Machete he was using and held to teen with both hands.

"Let me go man, I'll give you anything, just let me go" said the teen crying.

Jason listened to him plea but didnt care, he slammed to boy into the ground, then grabbed his head and crushed it, the intense force crushed the skull and the rest of the head, blood ran down from the dead boys eyes, Jason picked up the body and threw it away, he then walked away, he then heard a twig snapping sound and turned around, right there was Freddy the person he fought 4 years ago.

"Hi, Jason nice dream you have here, its good to see you again after that film" Freddy said smiling, they shacked hands and walked to Jason's cabin, they had to go through water to get there, once they got there, Jason opened the door and Freddy walked in and sat down, Jason sat down on a chair as well.

"Ok, if your wondering why Im here, is because I want to play golf and wondering if you wanted to play?" Freddy asked while sitting down.

Jason sat down and thought for a few minutes, he then looked at Freddy and nodded.

"Good, do you have your own golf clubs?" Freddy asked.

Jason got up and walked to his closet and opened it, dead body's fell out, but Jason didnt mind he moved then out the way and found what he was looking for, his golf clubs, he got them out and carried them and placed the golf clubs on his chair and walked back to put the dead body's back, when he can back Freddy was looking at them and walked over to Jason.

"Well they are old but good, guess the person who had them was a moron?" Freddy asked, Jason replied with a nod and went back to his closet, a few minute's later he came back with a body that looks like a golf player, Freddy looked at the body with a large hole in the back of the skull, Freddy stopped looking at the body and looked at Jason.

"Im sure you gave him a Hole in one" Freddy said and laughed.

Jason got the joke he grabbed the body and threw it with the others and walked back, Freddy opened the door and turned back at Jason.

"Ok, I'll see you a bit later, let's go to the real world, I know a way to get back, but I need your help to get me to the real world, I'll tell you tomorrow" Freddy said and slammed the door so load Jason vanished into thin air.

THE REAL WORLD:

Jason's eyes shot open, he knows that the door slam that Freddy made must have made him wake up, he got out of bed and grabbed his Machete and then walked out the door, the sun was up, he that he was on the hunt again as he walked into the water around his cabin.

Me: "Ok, the first chapter is done, I hope I get nice reviews and dont worry if there is spelling mistakes, its the way I write, so dont bother telling me how to improve and stuff"

Godzilla: "Im amazed that Jason even knows what a golf club is, but its just a comedy story so it doesnt matter"

Me: "See you reviewers once I make the next chapter"