|the doctor and lauren the teenager
Author: lozza1989 PM
Just a short story staring the Doctor,lauren the teenagercatherine tate show and a dalek.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Words: 453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 04-02-07 - Status: Complete - id: 3472307
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The doctor and Lauren
One normal day the Dr was taking a walk in a local estate when he noticed a teenage girl watching him.
"Hello" the doctor said to the girl.
"Alright" was the girl's replie.
"So what's your name then?" the doctor asked trying his best to be friendly.
"Lauren innit" The girl replied still looking at the doctor.
"That's a nice name" he replied. He was getting suspicious that this Lauren was going to cause some trouble for him.
"Is it" Lauren said trying to act cool "and what do they call you?".
"I'm the Doctor" he replied.
"Doctor who?" Lauren asked.
"I'm just the doctor"He replied getting slightly annoyed with Lauren.
"Are you a brain doctor?" Lauren asked.
"No i am not a brain doctor" The Doctor said. He was liking this girl less and less.
"You iz a Brain doctor innit" Lauren said.
"No i am not a brain doctor" The doctor said gritting his teeth.
"You do brain surgery don,ya" She said excidetly.
The Doctor got up to walk away when he noticed a Dalek behind the annoying teenager.
"Move away very slowly" he said camly.
"Why iz that?" Lauren asked.
"Because there's a Dalek behind you" The doctor replied.
Lauren didn't do anything,instead she stood there silient for about a minute and then...
"Am i bovvered?".
The Doctor was totally shocked. There was a Dalek behind her and she didn't even care.
"Listen to me,Daleks are killers" he yelled.
"I don't care because i ain't even bovvered" she replied.
"You don't understand,if you don't get away now it will exterminate you" the doctor said in fury.
"Look at my face,does it look bovvered?".
The Doctor tried explaining to her but she cut him off.
"Look,face,bovvered,dalek,bovvered?exterminate,bovvered,brain doctor,bovvered? i ain't BOVVERED".
The Doctor turned and walked off and Lauren stood and faced the Dalek.
"Whatcha looking at?" she asked the overgrown pepperpot.
"You will be ex-ter-min-ated" the Dalek replied.
"Am i bovvered?" Lauren replied. The Dalek then watched as shel it a fag,took a few drags from it and then threw it onto the Dalek causing it to Blow up and Lauren walked off and said...
"I still ain't bovvered".