Disclaimer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Harry Potter are not mine.

A/n Okay, so my friend Blueyedragon09 and I got really bored in parenting class, and we some how came up with the idea for this THING. I have know other word to describe it. I COMMAND YOU TO READ AND ENJOY. YOU MUST ALSO REVIEW AFTER EVERY CHAPTER!!!.

1.

Somewhere, someone was screaming in pain, but we dont know where, or who it was, we dont even know why. I mean, come on, we're just the writers of this story. Geez people, get it straight!

But to tell you the truth, the tortured screamer really isnt all that important anyway.

The important thing at this exact moment in time, is that Xander Harris has lost his socks.

"Alright, who took 'em?" he demanded, thinking that this was all some big joke.

"Xander, why do you think that somebody would want to steal your socks?" asked Willow.

"I dont know Will, did you take my socks?" demanded Xander.

"No Xander, I didnt," replied Willow, "maybe you should ask Giles."

"Hey G-Man!" called Xander, the british dude turned around.

"I believe I have told you not to call me that." commented Giles.

"Yeah, um, did you take my socks?" asked Xander.

"What would Giles do with your socks?" wondered Buffy.

"You never know, with his weird British ways and all, he might use them for some strange voodoo ritual." explained Xander, he saw the collective eye roll from the occupants of the room, "Hey, it could happen!"

"No Xander, I didnt take your socks." sighed Giles, "Where did you leave them when you took them off?"

"I didnt take them off! I went to sleep wearing socks, then when I wake up, Whamo, naked feet." explained Xander.

"So you are saying that someone took them off of your feet while you were asleep?" asked Willow.

"What else could it be?" demanded Xander.

"Ew." commented Buffy.

"I know," agreed Xander, "I want my socks back!"

"Just get another pair." suggested Giles.

"But isnt it strange that my socks went missing? Right off of my feet?" asked Xander.

"That is a bit odd," commented Buffy, "Maybe we should check it out."

"Thats all I'm saying." agreed Xander.

"There's no time, there is a sasquatch out there terrorizing Sunnydale!" replied Giles.

"Maybe he took my socks." suggested Xander.

"Ya know, somehow, I'm pretty sure that someone would have noticed if there was a sasquatch in the house." replied Buffy.

The phone started ringing, Giles answered it.

"Hello? Oh hi Angel, yes, she's here." Giles said into the phone. Buffy tried to grab it away from him, but Giles started pacing the room, causing her to sit on the couch an pout. A few minutes later, Giles hung up the phone. "He says that the sasquatch herd is downtown."

Buffy went to get her weopons.

"I bet dead boy took my socks." grumbled Xander.

Shortly after, he, Buffy, and Giles went Sasquatch hunting, leaving Willow and Joyce to hold down the fort, and answer the phone.

"Of all of the places that we could have moved," Joyce muttered under her breath.

"Yeah," laughed Willow, "Welcome to Sunnydale, we have vampires that will suck you dry, werewolves that will rip you to peices, ooh, we even have sasquatches."

"And sock stealing things." added Joyce.

"There are sock stealing things." agreed Willow.

"Hey, are these Xanders?" asked Joyce, holding up a pair of socks.

"Do they say "Xander" in red marker?" asked Willow.

"They do," confirmed Joyce, she noticed something, "hey, there's a letter over here."

"Who's it from?" asked Willow.

"It doesnt say," replied Joyce, "But it's addressed to you."

To be continued...

A/n: Okay, do you see that little purple button at the bottom of your screen? Click on it. Now, type either "It sucks" or "Its good" Be creative. Try to keep the "It Sucks" to a minimum. Be nice. REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1