Banjo-Kazooie:

The Insane Adventure

Chapter # 2:

The clue for a Jiggy

Banjo told Kazooie that they wouldn’t stay another second on his house so Kazooie eated a Big Mac for breakfast and they headed off to the city where Tooty lived. Arriving there, they searched for clues or any hints about Grunty’s current hideout. They ended up in a suspicious building east of The City.

“Well, Kazooie... I think it’s here.” Says Banjo. “See Grunty’s minions guarding the front door?”

“Yes, I do.” Answered Kazooi. “You think, by any chances, that I’d be blind?!”

“No, I didn’t.”

“It seems that we cant enter by the front door if we don’t want to cause any problems.”

“Are you recommending a rear entry?!”

They stare at each other then start laughing their respective asses off.

“WHA-HA-HA-HA!!”

That attract the minions attention.

“Damm, we are really fucked up here, doesn’t it?” Says Kazooie.

“Not yet.” Says Banjo, grabbing her neck.

“Whaddahelll!! Drop mah neck, biatch!!”

“Shut up and spit an egg already!!” Says Banjo, pointing her face against one of the minions.

“Alrighty them...” Now imagine some noises like the ones you do when you pull up a catarrh to spit on and them imagine Kazooie spitting an egg.

BAM!! The egg hits the minion straight in the face.

“IN YA FACE, BIATCH!!” Yells Kazooie.

“Shut up and pull up another egg!!” Says Banjo.

And them, again, the egg hits the other minion in the face.

“There! Now we can enter by the front door!!” Says Kazooie.

“Yeah, but still...No!”

“Alrighty then, lets do the rear entry.” Says Kazooie.

Ankward moment then...

“WHA-HA-HA-HA!!”

“Alright then, lets go...”

They do the rear entry (WHA-HA-HA-HA!!) and climb the building, egging down (egging?!) every minion they find. Reaching the top of the building, they found a fat figure wearing witch clothes.

“Grunty?!” Asks Banjo.

“No...” Says a gruesome voice. “ Guess who’s back?! Back Again?! Klungo’s back!! Tell a friend! ”

“What the eff? Klungo!!” Yells Kazooie.

“Yeah!! I’m back in action, crazah fucks!!”

“Let’s show him some action, Kazooie.” Says Banjo.

“You got that right!!”

“Shin-Pu-Xiao-Doken!!” Yells Banjo, before going Whoop-Ass Style over Klungo.

“Goddayum!!” Yells Klungo.

“Toshiba-Sashimi-Nakasaki-Kamikaze!! Or, in english, Super-Duper Beak Buster!!”

Kazooie dashes against Klungo’s chest, throwing him butt first in the floor.

“Already, Dope-headed Hulk. Tell us, where is she?!” Asks Kazooie.

“She who?”

“She, Grunty!!”

“Oh, mistresss!!”

“Oh, come on!! You weren’t talking shitty like that before!!”

“Shitty how?”

“Shitty like thisss!!”

“Oh, yeah, that. Alrighty, I’ll stop.”

“You’re not answering my question, Lettuce Boy!!”

“I’m not talking for, like, 15 minutes!!” Says Banjo.

“Shut up, Banjo!!” Say Kazooie and Klungo, simultaneously.

“Now, where is her?!” Yells Kazooie, raising a fist to Klungo.

“AHHH!! Don’t hit me!! She’s heading to a city on shore called Davy Jones Beach!! She told me something about a Jiggy that one of her workers have found!!”

“Hmm...A Jiggy, huh?” Says Kazooie. “Thanks anyway!!” And hits Klungo across the face.

“Well. That worked. When will we go?”

“Right now!!”

“Wow!! It doesn’t look like the same Kazooi of this morning!”

“I hate starting adventures but after that happens, I can’t stop until it’s finished...”

“Alrighty then!!”

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WHOOO!! ACTION!! Not much, but... Well, anyways...

And now the adventure starts!! They know the location of the first Jiggy (as so as Grunty... ¬¬)

And SPOILER ALERT Some Pirates of the Caribbean-like adventure!!

That’s it!! Peace out.