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Men Are Stupid
by D. Reed

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Shards of glass and wood from broken plates and table were strewn everywhere, intermingled with bits of food and blood. Urahara sighed. The tatami mats would have to be replaced. He should have thought before he welcomed both hot-headed idiots in with a smile.

They were still arguing, too – even as Rukia tried to separate them, coerce them into bandaging bloody cut knuckles and coming out of the bankai high. Really, did they have to be so damned destructive all the time? Over melon bread.

Several choruses of “Fuck you!”, and enough.

That night, Benihime sang. Loudly.

Stupid men.

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100 words in story body. Written for angelica-incarnate, who requested an Ichigo vs. Renji match over food at Urahara's... or something like that, for a drabble meme at LiveJournal. XD