Disclaimer: I own a super hot Chris Tarrant trading card and Lidia Caracella™ is mine…

Yep. Only I, Sirius Black can get landed in these odd, often humiliating situations.

It all started with a simple game of truth or dare….

It was us you know, me, Prongs, Moony and Wormtail, playing truth or dare.

My misfortune started with a dare that I sorta refused to do as it would most likely make my girlfriend, Lidia Caracella cringe, hit me, curse me etc… and at this point in our relationship, I can’t afford to make her angry.

I was dared to send, Gilderoy Lockhart, Lidia’s ex-stalker an owl telling him that I love him.

Cringe.

I don’t love Lockhart…

I love Lidia…

I didn’t do the dare.

The deal is that if you don’t do the dare the other three will make up a series of tasks you must finish.

Now I have a long and certainly dangerous trek in front of me, and in the mean time I have to not let Lidia find out about this.

So onto my first task, buying and driving a muggle sports car.

The shiny, red Ferrari in front of me is gleaming at me, only begging me to drive it.

The only problem is, I can’t drive.

I open the car door awkwardly and sit down on the soft leather seat.

I put my hands on the steering wheel.

It feels awkward on my hands that are so used to a broomstick.

I know that I don’t just yell a command to the car but I think that the key I have in my hand goes into a hole that turns the car on.

The ignition.

That’s what its called…

So I turn it on and the car roars into life.

I slam my foot down on a pedel.

The tyres screech.

Oh, shit, wrong pedal…

I had put my foot on the brake.

Not the acceleration…

So I take my foot off the brake and instead slam it down on the acceleration instead.

Bad idea.

The car roars and moves so fast I’m sure I left my stomach behind…

I feel so light headed.

I flick a switch on the dash board to see what it does.

The radio (I think?) turns on blaring a song, a good song.

I don’t know it but anyway… “Green fields Grass and earth Broken bottles Bricks and

dirt Sunshine soothing Clouds are hazy Dark street corners Feeling lazy Fast car driving Sleek and modern Public transit Photos waiting Blood and glass Three points of rain Carpet lining Seats reclining Clever words on smooth tongue talking Shove it brother Just keep walking!”

the song is really catchy.

It has a strong beat.

Perfect for a V8 sports car in my hands, right?

Wrong.

‘HA HA HA!’ I scream with laughter as I go around a corner.

This is good, but I sorta prefer broomsticks…

My face is stinging from my hair being whipped in my face.

This feels great.

It’s a bit of a novelty to me I guess…

BANG!

I crashed into a tree.

And everything went black.

Get it?

Black.

Hahaha.

I wake up in my own bed with Lidia’s worried and angry face looking down on me.

‘SIRIUS ORION BLACK!’ she screams at me.

That really woke me up…

‘yes?’ I ask her, try very unsuccessfully to sound innocent.

‘what the bloody hell were you doing in a muggle sports car?’ she yelled at me.

‘ah. Um.’ How should I tell her?

Should act as if I can’t remember.

Nah.

I’ll just tell her the truth.

‘alright. I was dared to do it.’ I say.

‘by who?’ Lidia snarls at me, God is her accent hot or what?

She is glaring at me, while I smile dazedly at her.

‘by who?’ she repeats even more venomously.

‘umm. All of them?’ I say.

‘Sure you were. Do you know how freaking worried I was Sirius Orion Black, when you hadn’t come home when I got an owl from Remus telling me that get a bloody owl from Remus, telling me that my boyfriend was in a muggle car wreckage?’ Lidia screams so loud that I doubt that people 4 miles away wouldn’t of heard her.

For a short girl she can scream.

‘I didn’t know you were so worried.’ I said.

I regretted that.

‘SO YOU THINK THAT I DON’T WORRY ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND!?’ Lidia screams.

‘I am so so so sorry Liddy.’ I say putting an arm around her.

‘No. you will tell my why you were dared into it.’ Lidia said, sounding on the verge of tears, pulling my arm off her.

‘Ok, ok, ok.’ I start knowing that she would be super pissed with me when I tell her.

‘i-i-i-i-i-I um. Was sorta dared to send an owl to Lockhart to tell him I love him…’ I say, watching Lidia’s expression soften for a moment, then harden again.

‘MY EX-STALKER?’ she screeches at me, hitting the back of my neck and walking off.

I watch her retreating back and sigh.

I wanna propose to her but it’s just a tad bit hard to at a moment.

How can I please her?

Well, that’s my first chapter. I had so much fun writing this please when you read can you please, please review? Tell me if you loved it, hated it, found it amusing or thought it was plain stupid… this idea came about with the help of Tyem Marodyor as we were having a txt convo in a car and I said, what if Sirius drove a car? And that’s how it started. I have a few sorta ideas for this, including a plane, Chris Tarrant and myself….