“Boiling Kyo”

By narutofreak14

LAST CHAPTER

This chapter is the very last chapter of the story. I know it’s been a long road for Kyo. After all, in the last week:

-His room window was broken by Momiji.

-His clothes were turned pink.

-Transformed and re-transformed in front of Tohru.

-Got his toe swollen by a punching bag.

-Suffered an extreme stomachache.

-Almost got naked in front of Hatori.

-Got beaten up by Kagura in a supermarket.

-Got trampled by a horde of cows.

It’s amazing how he survived through it all. And now he gets his wish…

WRESTLING FANFIC IN THE WORKS!

Being a big WWE fan, I’m thinking about a wrestling fanfic. Only thing is, I have about two ideas I’m thinking about. One is an anime wrestling, where most of your favorite anime characters (such as InuYasha, Gaara, and of course…Kyo) battle it out in the ring. Another is one where my OC starts his wrestling career on WWE SmackDown!

MY THANKS TO:

Kyoluver1, Xx Tohru xXx Seraphina xX, white moon dragon of light, Maned Wolf Goddess, CHOWY, snoopykid2991, RAVENownsALL, hpnai, kawaii-firestar, Dark Shining Light, Lesser Master, Sephylover13, KUra-sakaAii, Lesser Master, Kyo Rox My Sox, iloveKyoSohma, mousecat…

If I didn’t list you, sorry! But thanks for the reviews! It’s hard to keep track of everybody.

WRITER’S MOTTO: When you see a “bad” ending, think of The Sopranos. Then see if it is a bad ending.

Kyo’s Last Night

Kyo has beaten Yuki’s challenge!

It was really late at night. Kyo had just won his bet against Yuki, so now Yuki must pay up his end of the deal. Kyo was on stage. Hatsuharu and Yuki was (forcefully dragged) backstage to change into their dresses. “Alright everybody! I won the bet, so now’s the moment you all have been waiting for!” Kyo said. The crowd began cheering. “This is going to be good,” Arisa said. Almost everyone had cameras, camera phones, and video cameras ready to get a shot of Hatsuharu and Yuki (but mostly Yuki). “Okay! First up, Hatsuharu Sohma!” Kyo shouted.

Hatsuharu then came out from backstage, wearing the dress Ayame custom-made for him. People began cheering and laughing at Hatsuharu. For some reason, Hatsuharu wasn’t really angry or mad or sad or anything. He seemed impassive. “Got anything to say?” Kyo asked. He then handed him the microphone. “Yeah,” Hatsuharu said. “Does this dress make my butt look big?” The people began laughing at his comment.

“You’re not embarrassed?” Kyo asked.

“Just get it over with,” Hatsuharu said.

“Alright! And now…Yuki Sohma!” Kyo said. The crowd began cheering even louder than when Hatsuharu came out. They began chanting his name. But…Yuki didn’t come out. “Get out here, you damn rat boy!” Kyo shouted. “You got to pay your dues!”

Everyone could hear arguing from backstage.

“I’m not going out there!”

“You have to! You lost the bet!”

“I don’t care!”

“Get out there!”

Someone then shoved Yuki out into the open. People began cheering very loudly and everyone started taking pictures and videos. Like Hatsuharu, Yuki was wearing the dress his brother made for him especially. Kyo began cracking up a little bit. “My dream is finally coming true! That damn rat loses to me!” he thought.

Yuki tried to go backstage, but Kyo dragged him back. “Hold on! Don’t try to weasel your way out of this! You still have part two of the deal!” Kyo said. Yuki then looked at Hatsuharu, who began making kissy faces at him. “No,” Yuki said.

“Yes,” Kyo said. “You need to be careful next time when you make a bet.”

“I thought you weren’t going to win!” Yuki said.

The crowd, growing impatient, began chanting, “Kiss him! Kiss him!” “The people are waiting!” Kyo said. Yuki walked slowly to Hatsuharu center stage. He took a few deep breaths. “Alright, let’s just get this over with,” he whispered to Hatsuharu. Yuki closed his eyes for second before Hatsuharu stopped him. “Wait a minute…this is stupid,” Hatsuharu said. The crowd began booing at him. “Yes!” exclaimed Yuki. “Thank you, Hatsuharu! You reached your senses!” Hatsuharu then began throwing chap-stick and a breath mint at him. “Huh?” Yuki asked.

“If I’m forced to kiss you against my will, you better not have chapped lips,” Hatsuharu said. “And your breath stinks too!”

“What?!?” Yuki shouted.

“Yuki, you better make this look good. Your fan club is going to see this on the internet,” Hatsuharu said.

“I don’t care,” Yuki said.

“Yuki,” Hatsuharu said. “You’re starting this piss me off! Use the damn chapstick!” Hatsuharu had a stern look on his face. Yuki, not wanting to make Hatsuharu turn black, used the breath mint and the chapstick. “Happy?” Yuki asked.

“Let’s get it on,” Hatsuharu said.

“Oh god,” Yuki said. He shut his eyes again and began moving his face slowly towards Hatsuharu. The crowd was on their feet ready to capture the moment their lips touch. “Hold on!” Yuki said.

The crowd again began booing at Yuki. “Come on man!”

“Get it over with!”

“I’m wasting film here!”

Yuki looked at Kyo. “Why should I do this?” Yuki asked.

“Because you lost the damn bet!” Kyo shouted.

“But didn’t you confess you love for Tohru a few minutes ago?” Yuki asked.

“I admit I did,” Kyo said.

“Is it true?” Yuki asked. “Is it true that you have a crush on Honda-san?” Kyo rubbed his eyeballs. “Yes. Yes I do,” he answered. Arisa and Saki were a little surprised. “You see, when this whole bet began, almost no one was on my side. Well, except her. I didn’t want her to choose either your side or mine. She could easily have gone on your side, but she always supported me on my side. She has also supported me in everything I do, even when I’m up against Yuki. She knows what I like, she always makes me smile, and she always took care of me. My own dad doesn’t even so me this much support. She…she…she’s like a perfect housewife.”

“So you want to be with Tohru? Do you ever have thoughts of kissing her?”

“Shut up! Why are you even…”

“Well, I’m not kissing Hatsuharu until you kiss Honda-san,” Yuki said.

“But I already beat your first challenge!” Kyo shouted.

“Don’t you guys want to see him kiss Tohru?” Yuki asked the crowd. Arisa and Saki immediately began putting their thumbs-down and chanting no. Too bad almost everyone else wanted to see him kiss her. “But…” Kyo said.

Soon enough, security brought Tohru over to the stage (much to her dismay). She walked over to Kyo. The crowd began chanting “Kiss her, Kyo! Kiss her, Kyo!”

“They…they really want us to kiss, don’t they?” Tohru asked.

“Look, how about a quick kiss to get it over with?” Kyo asked. Tohru and Kyo took a quick glance at the audience before Kyo gave her small peck to the cheek. “What was that?” Yuki asked. “What is she? Your grandma? Come on!”

“Quit stalling you damn rat!” Kyo said. “Kiss Hatsuharu already!”

“Yeah!” the crowd shouted.

“But…but…Tohru doesn’t want to see me kiss him!” Yuki said.

“Well,” Tohru said. “You lost Yuki-kun. You have to be a sportsman about it and fulfill the bet.”

“What?!?” Yuki shouted.

“See? Even Tohru wants us to kiss,” Hatsuharu said. He then grabbed Yuki and lowered him down. “Now quit stalling and let’s make magic tonight.”

“What?!? Yuki shouted. Hatsuharu then forcefully placed his lips on Yuki’s. The crowd went wild as many people took videos and pictures of the event. Yuki was desperately trying hard to fight Hatsuharu off of him. Yuki managed to do so and began spitting and coughing. Kyo was laughing so very hard, he can be heard form the back row. Yuki ran backstage and to Shigure’s house.

After he left running, the crowd again began chanting Kyo’s name. “Hey, I think they want us to continue with show,” Momiji said to Kyo.

“What do you say Kyo?” Tohru asked.

“Um,” Kyo said. “I don’t know about letting a bunch of hippies…”

“Come on Kyo,” Hatsuharu said, taking off his dress. Kyo looked at the crowd, who were now chanting Kyo’s name. Kyo took a deep breath and said into the microphone, “Rock n Roll!” The crowd cheered as the music continued playing. Kyo then jumped into the crowd, which thankfully they caught him and began passing him around. Needless to say, it was the best night of Kyo’s night.

Unfortunately, the new morning was one of his worst. When he woke up, his head was throbbing head. Even though he didn’t drink, he felt like he had a hang over. When he woke up, he found himself sleeping in a hole near a bunch of trees right by the concert stage. “What happened last night?” Kyo asked himself. He got his head slightly up to see a bunch of people lying on the ground. “Damn hippies,” Kyo said.

“Kyo-kun, where are you?” Tohru called out.

“Tohru?” Kyo asked.

Tohru then stood above him, not noticing him below her. “Kyo-kun!” she called out. She then tripped over Kyo’s foot and landed on top of him. “Ow,” Tohru said. She then looked up and saw Kyo below her. “Kyo-kun!” she said. Both of them were a bit embarrassed about their…position. “Um,” Kyo said, blushing. Both Tohru and Kyo got off of each other quickly. “Okay,” Kyo said.

The two of them looked at the people on the ground. “Some party huh?” Tohru asked.

“Yeah right,” Kyo said. “We better go and wake everybody up.” Kyo and Tohru got up and were turned around, their faces accidentally hitting each other…and their lips accidentally touching. Both of them instantly pulled away, blushing red. “Sorry,” Kyo said, weakly.

“It’s okay,” Tohru said. “Um Kyo-kun…”

“You can just…cal me Kyo,” Kyo said.

“Kyo…is it true what you said? Are you…really in love with me?” Tohru asked. Kyo was silent for a minute. “Yes,” he said. “Tohru, I…I love you. You’re the only girl who’s ever, ever stood by my side. I…I don’t even know why you want to stay by my side.”

“Well, it’s because…it’s because there’s already been a lot of people who’ve hurt you. You don’t need one more person giving you that.”

“So…you only support me because you’re guilty?”

“Um no! It’s not that, it’s because…Kyo, you’re the kind of person who would always get up and take any challenge. And even if you fail, you’re willing to try again. Like when you fight Sohma-kun. He may always beat you, but you never give up. You always challenge Sohma-kun to another fight, and you won’t stop until you win.”

“Well, after last night, his undefeated streak is over,” Kyo said. He was taken by surprise when Tohru gave him a small kiss on his lips. He just froze there for about a few seconds. “Tohru?” he asked.

“I’m sorry,” Tohru said, covering her mouth. “It’s just…I…” Tohru tried to run, but Kyo grabbed her wrist, pulling her back. Then, Kyo and Tohru shared a long, passionate kiss. Tohru was surprised at first, but she then kissed Kyo back. “I love you Kyo,” she said. “I love you so much.”

“Tohru,” Kyo said. The two stopped the kiss and then Kyo hugged her. “I want her…in my arms,” he thought. But something was weird. He didn’t change into a cat. “Kyo, how come you haven’t…”

“You don’t think…” Kyo said.

“The curse,” Tohru said. “The curse has lifted.”

“What curse?” someone asked.

They both hastily turned around and saw…Saki Hanajima. “Um…” Tohru said, trying to think of an excuse.

“Um, the curse…of my unhappiness,” Kyo said. “Yeah, Tohru lifted it and made me the happiest guy in the world!” Hanajima looked at them suspiciously. “Well…Tohru’s now your girlfriend. She should make you happy,” she said, unemotionally.

“Good, she didn’t find out,” Tohru thought.

“What are you doing here anyway?” Kyo asked.

“I’m looking for Uo-chan,” Hanajima said. “She must have passed out along with everyone else.”

“Let me help,” Kyo said. He then grabbed a nearby megaphone and set it to the loudest setting.

He then walked over to the now-barren concert stage (the rock bands and tour buses have already left) and got on stage, over the many passed-out people. He turned on the megaphone and shouted, “EVERYONE GET YOUR SORRY ASSES UP!” He then went around kicking people in their ribs to wake them up. “What’s wrong with you people?” he asked angrily. “Get up you damn hippies!”

Hatsuharu (who was sleeping on the concert stairs) slowly came to. “What the heck happened?” he asked himself.

“And you!” Kyo shouted. “Where the hell are your pants?!?” Hatsuharu looked down and saw that he was only wearing his black boxers and his white shirt. “I don’t…really know,” he said, sheepishly.

“Get back to the house and change you sicko!” Kyo said, angrily. “Where’s that damn rat boy?”

“He ran back to the house and got sick,” Hatsuharu said.

“Hahaha!” Kyo laughed. “I got to see that!”

Momiji finally woke up with a small brown box full of money. “Kyo look! The manager gave me a pay check for all the work I did!” Momiji said.

“Want to make more money?” Kyo asked.

“Sure!” Momiji said.

“Then go around and help people get back to their senses,” Kyo said. “Hatsuharu, help him out.” The two the joined up. Kyo then whacked Momiji’s head. “Ow! What did you do that for?” Momiji asked, crying.

“That’s for breaking my damn window!” Kyo shouted.

“I said I was sorry!” Momiji said.

“Sorry is not going to fix my window,” Kyo said. He then stormed off to Shigure’s house.

Kyo walked in to Shigure’s house. He immediately smelled a foul odor. “Ew!” he said, covering his sensitive nose. “What the hell? Did something die in here?”

“No, it’s just that Yuki’s been sick every since last night,” Shigure said. Kyo walked to the upstairs bathroom. He saw Yuki lying by the toilet. He was still wearing the dress and he looked like a complete mess. His hair was frazzled and his dress looked like an absolute mess. “God this sucks,” Yuki said.

“How was breakfast you damn rat?” Kyo asked, jokily.

“Shut up,” Yuki snarled, evilly. “I hate you…so much.”

“Hey, make sure you flush the toilet twice,” Kyo said. “Tohru uses that bathroom.” Kyo then left Yuki to continue vomiting.

He walked into the room and saw Shigure fixing his window. “What are you doing here?” he asked.

“I’m just fixing your window,” Shigure said. Kyo looked at his bed and saw a bunch of flowers on his bed. “What are flowers doing on my bed?” he asked.

“Oh the Sohma House made it for you,” Shigure said.

“The Sohma House?” Kyo asked. He looked and saw a card, with signatures from almost every Sohma family member (Akito and Yuki excluded). It was kind of touching for him.

Tohru, Momiji, and Hatsuharu then walked into the room. Yuki then met up with everyone. “Gather round everybody. I have good news and bad news for everyone,” Shigure said. “The good news…is that Yuki’s video on the internet is the most watched video of the night.” Yuki felt sick to his stomach again. “What’s the bad news?” Tohru asked.

“Kyo, that guy from the Red Hot Chili Peppers really did get hurt from that punch you gave him,” Shigure said.

“What’s he going to do? Sue me?” Kyo asked.

“Ah, you ruined the surprise,” Shigure said.

THE END?

Yep, that’s it! That’s the end of the story. Some of you think it’s a cliffhanger, but don’t worry. Because of the number of reviews I got for my first successful “Fruits Basket” story, I’m going to do a short story about Kyo and Yuki both going to anger management. It’ll be funny, trust me.