|Will Smith Fresh Prince
Author: Sushy PM
Just a normal life on BelAir...or not... :P anyway just R&R.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 04-22-07 - Published: 04-21-07 - id: 3501727
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
A/N – So what could be the big news?... :P he he he…
Disclaimer: The same as the story before…don't own characters, don't own the show blablabla :P I pretty much don't have anything…sniff..
Hilary: What??? Daddy you can't do that!!!! How are you going to give me money??
Ashley: No daddy, how are you going to buy me a poney??
Geoffrey: There goes my raise!...
Aunt Viv': And what about my car??
Will: No pizza hut?
Carlton: I can't be President with a poor father!...Think of the shame!!
Uncle Phil: Will you all shut up??... I'm quitting my job because I found something that's better for me to do… Something where I can use my strength in!
Will: Summo wrestlin'?
Uncle Phil: MENTAL Strenght Will!
Aunt Viv': Honey what will you be doing??
Uncle Phil: I'm going to become…Superior Court Judge!
Hilary: But that means more money Daddy!!! Woooo I'm going to go and do some shopping right now!
Aunt Viv': That's wonderful! How did you get that job??
Uncle Phil: Well I talked to some people and they all thought I'm the right man to sit and do justice!
Will: I think they all just want u to sit on the bench instead of sitting on them' criminals…
Uncle Phil: One more joke Will and you're grounded!
Carlton: Dad I think it's wonderful! Now, as a superior court judge, will you have connections with important people?
Uncle Phil: Yes Carlton if I meet Bush I'll introduce you to him…
Carlton: Oh great dad thanks!! I'm gonna go and tell Binky!!
Will: No I think it's cool ur new job and all Uncle Phil'! Congratulations!
Uncle Phil: You're still grounded for coming home at 6a.m.
Will: Damn it!
-leaves the room with Ashley, Leaving Aunt Viv' and Uncle Phil alone-
Aunt Viv': Well I like it… What do you say me and Mr. Judge jump to the Jacuzzi?...
-looks seductively at him-
Uncle Phil: I say court dismissed!!!
-he picks her up and go off to the Jacuzzi-
Will: Hey yo hey judge!!! And how are you today??
Uncle Phil: What do you want Will? Don't ruin this for me I had a perfect night…
Will: Yeah I know my room is next to yours. Anyway I just wanted to tell you …I need your help.
Uncle Phil: What did you do this time????
Will: No chill' out Uncle Phil. I didn't do anything; it was this dude that did it to me…
Uncle Phil: What happened?
Will: well you see, me and my posse a few nights ago were really hittin' it on! And then, she's all like 'oh baby come to crib' and I mean I can't resist them humps you know what I'm sayin'? …
Uncle Phil: he he Word!
Will: Well then, things went on and I left her house a bit late, wasn't gonna stop that in the middle was I?
Uncle Phil: So let's say…you came back like…6a.m?
Will: How did you know??? Wow you're the most intelligent man there is Uncle Phil! Anyway, dis guy, dis … lawyer…he grounded me! Now you, as a superior court judge, can you do anything about it?
Uncle Phil: Of course I can Will.
Will: Oh great thanks Uncle Phil!
Uncle Phil: You're grounded for two weeks!
Will: What??? I got a Lakers Game this Saturday Night!!
Uncle Phil: Well you should have thought of that before you messed with your posse's humps and MY curfew…
Will: Bxxxxx Well you… I… I'm gonna… Do nothing before your big vein pops out.
Hilary –that comes right in- : Daddy can I borrow £500?
Will: Not now Hilary, the big vein in his forehead is about to explode.
Hilary: Oh it's when his eye starts twitching that the problem begins.
-Uncle Phil's eye starts twitching-
Will : Ruuuuuuuuuuun
Hilary: Not too fast I have my Prada shoes on!!!
Ashley: Geoffrey, can you help me with my homework?
Geoffrey: Of course Ms Ashley, what are you studying??
Geoffrey: I'm sorry, mine never came through…
Carlton: Good morning everyone!!
Will: Why so glum chum'?
Carlton: Well it's a good day for me!
Will: What Binky been telling you jokes all night? Said he woooooved u?
Carlton: No and please stop making fun of my hand puppet.
Ashley: Well he has a point there… I'm younger than you and I don't have a hand puppet…
Carlton: You have no friends either!
Will: If she has more than one, she has more than you do…
Aunt Viv': Kids stop fighting and let's watch the television! Your father is going to be on it! They're interviewing him.
-They all sit on the sofa-