ANGRY BEAVERS

"TALE OF TWO WEDDIN's"

Show #531

Written By

CAN

Final Draft: 3/26/07

As Recorded Draft: - -

Cutdown Draft: - -

Copyright 2007, CANWorks Animation

THE ANGRY BEAVERS

"Tale of Two Weddin's, Part One"

Episode #5-31

Written by CAN

CAST LIST:

DAGGETT...linesRichard Horvitz

NORBERT...linesNick Bakay

TREEFLOWER...lines...

DIDDETT...linesCandi Milo

DAMMETT...linesHarry Potter

BARRY...linesBarry White...

CAN...linesas Herself

DON DON DON...linesRobert DeNiro

LEONARD...lines...

SYPOSNIS

After the beavers' dad signs them up for Nanny assistence, chaos breaks out. The evil Nanny Jo kidnaps Norb and Dagg is forced to go out and find help. He gets CAN, and CAN is willing to help... for a price.

THE ANGRY BEAVERS

"Tale of Two Weddin's, Part One"

Episode #5-31

Written by CAN

Recording Script - 3/26/07

SEASON: MIDDLE OF SPRINGTIME

FADE IN:

INT. THE LIVING ROOM

It starts here, with Dagg and Norb sitting on the couch in the living room, doing what appears to be nothing at all. Only the first scene of the tale of thier lives.

DAGGETT

Norbie... I feel as if the tale of our lives is apon us.

NORBERT

Hmmm... that's strange... so do I!

PAN OVER to the door as the doorbell rings. A letter slides under the door and Norb rushes to get it, leaving Dagg on the couch still.

NORBERT (READING)
Hmm... what- HUH- WHO??

DAGGETT

What is it, Norberto?

NORBERT

It's... DAYD! He said he was on the internet and he signed us up for... NANNY ASSISTENCE??

DAGGETT (OUTRAGED)

WHAT?!

Outraged, scandalized and mad, Daggett jumps off the couch and into the air so high that he goes out of the shot. Then he lands back in the shot next to outraged, scandalized and mad Norb.

NORBERT

It says that we are naughty and need to be taught! What a scandal! It's such an indignity- Dagg, why are you in your underwear?

DAGGETT (LOOKING DOWN AT THIS FACT)

Hey, I dunno...

NORBERT

She'll be here any min-

Suddenly the door bursts open, knocking Dagg, who is closest, into a closet so that the door slams shut and traps him, underneath a load of fur and clothes that had fell on him.

DAGGETT

Oooooo!

There... there in the doorway... we pan slowly up... and it is... a happy looking british woman with half-moon glasses and a red dress? Huh.

NANNY

Well, helllloooooooooooooo there!

NORBERT

Who are you supposed to be?

NANNY

I am Nanny! You shan't been good children, and I have been sent to beat- I mean, LECTURE you...

NORBERT

But I don't want to be lec-charred! My friend Treeflower has a-gred to be my girlfriend again, and Ima gonna meet her later! I can't do this now!

NANNY (turning REALLY evil quick)

You will, and you'll like it.

She pops him on the head with her pointed branch, making him scream and fall over. The closet door burst open and Dagg tumbles out, wearing underwear on his head.

DAGGETT

What is THE MEANING OF THIS? I DEMAND A- ooo!

(he sees her feet, as we dramatically pan upwards)

-ooo!

(he see her hips, as we dramatically pan upwards)

-OOO!

(he see her neck, as we dramatically pan upwards)

-OOOOOOO!!

(he finally see her evil british face, smirking evilly, in an evil manner)

WHO the HECK are YOU?

NANNY

I am Nanny! You shan't been good children, and I have been sent to beat- I mean, LECTURE you...

DAGGETT

WHAT? No Nanny Freak is gonna lecture me and MY broth-er, eh, broth-er? Broth-er? Broth-OOO!

He sees Norb on the floor still, unconsious.

DAGGETT

WHAT did you DO TO HIM??

NANNY

I beat- I mean, LECTURED him... AND SHALL DO THE SAME TO YOU!

She thrusts her stick in the air and it catches fire at the end. Daggett screams, turning and running for his life. She chases.

NANNY

I only want to beat you to a bloody pulp, come heerre!

DAGGETT

NEVER! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!

He then leaps into the kitchen and over the table. He picks up a chair and uses it as a lame guard againest her. She brushes her stick againest it and it catches fire. Dagg drops it and runs, screaming, to the sink and out the window. She leans out, branishing her sticked fist.

OUTSIDE

Daggett is dripping as he trampled out of the lake and onto the ledge.

DAGGETT

Spooty british lady- spootness and stupid, dumb ol- THAT's IT! Wait, no, I've still got nothin'... I need to save NORB! Poor Norby-Worby, all aloney-oney in therey-erey. I can stop her!

NANNY (from the window)

No you can't, dear!

DAGGETT

Oh, okay then.

(beat. beat. beatbeatbeat.)

Hey, waitaminute! YES I CAN! AND I WILL!