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Author: LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Ron W. & Harry P. - Reviews: 11 - Published: 05-02-07 - Updated: 06-01-08 - Complete - id:3519537

This is just some random idea I had during class one day.

Talking Gibberish

Announcer: It’s time for Talking Gibberish, with your host, Ronald Weasley!!

Audience: -claps-

Ron: Hello and welcome to Talking Gibberish. Let’s meet our first student, Harry Potter!!

Audience: -claps-

Harry: -walks onstage- WTF??

Ron: No, no, Harry, the correct Gibberish term is “ljfoasdjflkas”. You try.

Harry: Uh…..fasjgllke?

Ron: No, ljfoasdjflkas.

Harry: Oh, ljfoasdjflkas?

Ron: Yes, exactly! Now, try this: “Olsjdljlsjdfkljflkjasd ljasldkjfaoj lkjdflskjo lklkkje?” “Where is the bathroom?”

Harry: “Olsjdlijlsjdfkljfkjasd ljasldkjfaoj lkjdflskjo lklkkie?”

Ron: Excellent! Or should I say…”lsdkflkljdf”!

Harry: “lsdkflkjdf”!

Ron: Lsdkflkjdf!! You’re really getting it!!

Harry: Yay!!

Ron: No, no, Harry. You don’t say “yay”, you say “lkjsde”.

Harry: Oh……Lkjsde!!

Ron: Lsdkflkjdf! Well, that’s all the time we have for today! So until next time……sdjflskdjflsdkjf! (Which means goodbye)

End

See? It’s just a short little ficlet that I had to type up. I was originally going to make this into chapters, with a different person per chapter, but I want to see what you guys think first. If I get 5 or more reviews telling me to make this more chapters, I will. But unless that happens, this stays a oneshot. Bye! Or should I say…sdjflskdjflsdkjf! Tee hee hee……



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