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This is just some random idea I had during class one day.
Talking Gibberish
Announcer: It’s time for Talking Gibberish, with your host, Ronald Weasley!!
Audience: -claps-
Ron: Hello and welcome to Talking Gibberish. Let’s meet our first student, Harry Potter!!
Audience: -claps-
Harry: -walks onstage- WTF??
Ron: No, no, Harry, the correct Gibberish term is “ljfoasdjflkas”. You try.
Harry: Uh…..fasjgllke?
Ron: No, ljfoasdjflkas.
Harry: Oh, ljfoasdjflkas?
Ron: Yes, exactly! Now, try this: “Olsjdljlsjdfkljflkjasd ljasldkjfaoj lkjdflskjo lklkkje?” “Where is the bathroom?”
Harry: “Olsjdlijlsjdfkljfkjasd ljasldkjfaoj lkjdflskjo lklkkie?”
Ron: Excellent! Or should I say…”lsdkflkljdf”!
Harry: “lsdkflkjdf”!
Ron: Lsdkflkjdf!! You’re really getting it!!
Harry: Yay!!
Ron: No, no, Harry. You don’t say “yay”, you say “lkjsde”.
Harry: Oh……Lkjsde!!
Ron: Lsdkflkjdf! Well, that’s all the time we have for today! So until next time……sdjflskdjflsdkjf! (Which means goodbye)
End
See? It’s just a short little ficlet that I had to type up. I was originally going to make this into chapters, with a different person per chapter, but I want to see what you guys think first. If I get 5 or more reviews telling me to make this more chapters, I will. But unless that happens, this stays a oneshot. Bye! Or should I say…sdjflskdjflsdkjf! Tee hee hee……