Bleach! Episode 1 between episode 0 and 2

Main Characters

Ichigo

Rukia

Chad

Ishida

Inoue

Renji

kon

Special guest SORA!

Chapter 1:

Kon: Hey you ichigo dumb ass! Why dont u let me grab the Bbs of rukia?

Ichigo: Its not yours!

Rukia: Kon.. If u still dont stop to hold my (sorry it is censored). I will let you be eaten by the hollows!

Kon: W-What?

Ichigo: Ya.. I will also help rukia.. but ill take kon home..

Renji: Ichigo, dont take kon home.. TAKE ME HOME!

Ichigo: O.o;;;

After the conversation..

Chad: There are chocolate hollows outside!

Ichigo and Rukia: W-what? Hollows made of chocolate?

Chad: Ya.. I defeated them There are 4 of them.. I defeated 3..

Ichigo: B-But How?

Chad: I ATE THEM!

Ichigo: But where is the other hollow?

Chad: Outside.. It is not made of chocolate.. so i did not eat them..

Ichigo: What is that voice?

Renji: (using female voice) Ichigo! Ichigo! Help me!

Rukia: Destructive art number 0.01! Explosive Kon attack!

Kon: Why me?

Rukia: Answer ur question.. Why me when ur holding my Bbs.. But inoue's (censored) is bigger.

Inoue: (Holding vitamins) Just use Bobs enhancer.. i just tried it! it is very effective!

Renji: Where is my only love ICHIGO?

Ichigo: (looking in his underwear) WW-What is this? A hollow on my brief?

REnji: Where? Can i take a look?

Ichigo, Renji and Chad: A HOLLOW!

Sora(From KH)O: Fire!

All of the characters: Sora?

Ichigo: Dont you dare to burn my undies!

Sora (From KH): Ok.. Freeze!

Ichigo: OH! My Butt is freezing!

Renji: Is it cold? I'll Hold it!

Ichigo: No thanks! Inoue can you please hold?

Inoue: M-me?

Renji: I'll take over!

Rukia: Just stop that.. Dinner is ready..

Chad: IS there chocolate?

Ishida: I'am a Quincy. I hate death gods. Pay me 20 boxes of cocain and ill help you...

Rukia and Ichigo: HuH?

Ishida: 15 boxes?

Ichigo: W-what?

Ishida: 5 boxes?

Ichigo: Why?

Ishida: Come on.. I"ll join your team..

Ichigo and Rukia: Ok.. Join our team..

Ishida 5 boxes?

Rukia: Just get out of this place you Brd!

Renji: Ishida, are you a shinigami?

Ishida: No, I'am a Quincy

Renji, I LOVE QUINCY!

Inoue: I thought you like a shinigami?

Renji: Quincy looks better than a shinigami!

Kon: I'm back!

Rukia and Inoue: AHHHHHHH!

Kon: Nii-san!

Rukia: WTF! How did you come back?

Kon: Easy.. Just Went home walking!..

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