Disclaimer I do not own naruto

Haruno Sakura

Know your stars...

Know your stars...

Know your stars...

"Who's there?"

Sakura Haruno...is the fattest ninja in Konoha

"WHAT?! I am not!"

Sakura Haruno...was once on "The Biggest Loser" and was the first person to get voted off

"I'm not fat!"

Sakuro Haruno...is so fat she has trouble walking up stairs

"I can walk up stairs without any trouble!"

Now you know Haruno Sakura...

"No they don't!"

"Helloooo..."

"I'm not fat!"

"Are you listening to me?!"

This fanfic is made for fun F-U-N fun I don't really think Sakura is fat! actually she is one of my favorite characters.

Criticism will be accepted but I don't want ANY flames.

The next victim will be Sasuke

To be continued...