|Invader Zim Role Playing
Author: Ragamuffin Girl PM
It's only romantic because of an evil magical game in the second rp. Heh heh, it's really good and funny. RP 2 courtesy of the AIM role players.Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,293 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 03-23-02 - Published: 07-12-01 - id: 352595
|A+ A- Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten|
Dib the DOG talks...
Dib * looks at Gir *
GIR Zim!*runs over and hugs him* i missed you
GIR *laughs for no reason* hahahahahahahahahaha!
GIR I love youuu!
GIR weeeeeee hee hee!
Riz *steps into the room*
Riz *gives Gir some tuna*
GIR *walks to him*
GIR *hugs him*
GIR *rolls around on the floor*
Riz Has Zim said anything yet?
Dib (( is zim alive or what??))
GIR *hugs Zim again* im gonna make a cake now!
Riz we can't do this rp unless Zim wakes up
GIR Zim is up!
Riz Gir, look, a squrriel!*points outside*
Dib you did that just to distract him...
Riz yes........yes I did
GIR *runs outside but hits the window*
GIR *does it again*
Riz *Keef chases the squrriel away*
GIR squirrel squirrel squirrel
GIR *hops up and down
GIR *hears the ice cream truck* ice cream!
Riz okay, who gave Gir all the sugar?
GIR *runs to the door but runs into it again*
Dib * whistles in a 'i didn't do anything' way *
Riz *turns to Dib*
GIR *opens it and runs out* ice cream!
Riz Whoa! Gir just figured something out!
GIR *gets some ice cream and comes back with an ice cream cone* i got cherry!
Riz How'd you pay 4 that?
Dib good question
GIR *opens his head and shows them money*
GIR i save*stupid smile*
Dib this wasn't my fault.
Riz *hisses to Gir*Don't do that in front of the human!
GIR human?*sees Dib and hugs him* Ziiim
Dib get it off me!!
Riz *smiles sweetly* why?
GIR *smiles and drools*
Dib What is this thing????!!
Riz um.........a mongoose dog
GIR *keeps drooling and holding on to Dib*
Dib Ew! get if off! get it off!!!
Zim Can everyone hear me?
Riz Zim! You're alive!
Zim Gir! Go to your room!!
GIR *frowns* ok
Zim I've been here this whole time!!
Zim Ok come back now Gir
Dib the dog is creepy....
GIR *goes to his room and runs into the wall many times*
Zim He's a SPECIAL breed
Dib * looks at his slobbered shirt * gross....
Zim *sarcastically* Soory dib
Riz *turns on the TV and Nick Jr. is on*
Dib * looks at zim * He''s Green
Zim It's a skin condition..
Riz It's a mongoose dog
Zim IT IS!
GIR *comes out of his room* and runs around*
Riz hey, what is this "Blues Clues"?
Riz it's disturbing
GIR blues clues!*runs to the tv and falls on the floor*
Zim Change the Demonic channel at once!
Zim *covers eyes*
Riz *fiddles with remote*I can't! The remote is messed up!
Zim *smashes tv*
GIR i wanna whach the scary monkey show!
Zim *sigh of relief*
GIR *cries* aaahhhh!
Riz that works......
Zim Go to the neighbors and watch tv!!
Zim GO GIR!!
GIR ok*runs outside*
GIR *sits outside* whats the neighbors?
Riz Dib's house
Zim COME IN GIR!!! THERE ARE HUMANS ABOUT!!
Zim DIB!! get out of my house!!
Dib no, stay out of my house you green thing.
Dib * walks home *
GIR *runs down the sidewalk out of site*
Riz Boy Zim.........no wonder you got Dib suspicious
Zim Good riddance to bad rubbish!
Riz *hears water dripping**looks up to see a leak*
Zim *slumps into sofa*
Riz I think that Gir left the water on.......
GIR *runs and cries* Zim doesnt love meeeee! wha ha ha!
Zim WATER!!!! IT BURNS!!!! OH, THE PAIN!!!
Riz Eep!*moves out of the way of the water dripping*
GIR *goes to Dibs house and knocks on the door*
Zim *runs to the lab*
Zim GIR! Return! I command you!
Riz *more leaks start to leak*
GIR *cant hear you*
Zim I love you gir!
Zim Come back! I miss you!
Riz *keeps dodging the water*
Zim *starts to cry for lack of a companion*
GIR *knocks again*
Dib * opens the door, and see's gir * wha- AHH!!!
Zim *runs to Dib's house* I LOVE YOU GIR!!
GIR Can i come in?
Dib * leaving the door open, run up the stairs*
GIR *walks in and shuts the door* wheres the tv?
Riz *makes way into kitchen without getting wet and makes cupcakes*
Zim * buys greatest tv ever* Look what I have for you gir!
GIR *sees the tv and turns it on to the scary monkey show* i love this shoow
Riz *sets them on the window and puts a fan by them to blow the scent*
GIR *still in Dibs house*
GIR *laughs stupidly*
Zim Hello purple earth thingie!
Purple_Comby I'm not from earth
Zim Hello purple thingie!
Riz *the scent of the cupcakes carries over to Dib's house*
Zim Oh, no.
GIR *sniffs* i smell cupcakes!
Riz *rings a dinner bell*
Zim *rushes home*
Dib * hides upstairs *
Zim Come Gir! Behold the cupcake's POWER!!
GIR *runs to the scent of the cupckaes*
Riz *hears a creaking noise and looks up*
Zim I bought a new tv, Gir!
Zim EEEKK!!! DIB!! ATTACK!!!
Dib * runs downstaris and slams the door shut *
Zim Quick, Gir!!! Lasers!! *ouch*
GIR *runs in Zim's direction*
Riz uh oh........I think that the--*the upstairs floor collapses*
GIR *comes in the house*
Zim Attack Dib!!
Riz *water fills the house*
Zim AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!
GIR *runs to the cupcakes*
Riz *grabs Zim and jumps out a window*
Riz OWOWOWOW!! EVIL WATER!!!!!!
GIR *gives Zim glue*
Zim Glue! I need paste-like substances!!
GIR *gives him a bucket of it*
Zim * spreads over body* *sigh of relief*
Riz *wig and contacts fall off due to the water*
GIR *stupid smile*
Riz *is now standing on Zim's front yard with no disguise*
Zim Uh oh
Riz *hides behind a tree*
Dib * walks down the street *
GIR *hugs Zim*
Riz This is not good! It's broad daylight!
Zim Quick! Put on this extra Bunny costume!!
Zim JUST DO IT!!
Riz I'd rather die!!!!
GIR *gives Riz his dog costume*
Zim That can be arranged
Riz Gir, put that back on!
Riz You can't be seen either!
GIR no, you take it
Zim YOU put on the bunny costume Gir!
GIR ok*stupid smile*
Dib * gets near zim's house, eatting a piece of pizza *
GIR *puts it on*
Riz *puts on the dog costume*
Zim *whistles nonchalantly*
GIR *hops around* weeeee!
Riz *but the eyes still show*
Riz I'm a mongoose dog!
Zim Come here Gi....Um .. FLUFFY!
Riz I don--*costume rips*
Dib * loks up from comic book * Huh?
Riz *runs down the street looking for cover*
GIR make a new one!
Zim To the ship!!
Dib * looks at them *
Zim Engines rev.
Zim Get in!
Riz *runs right past Dib*
Riz We can't do that Zim!
Zim Why not?
Riz Let's not blow our cover any more so!
Zim Not yet gir!
Zim *quickly re-builds house and gets everyone but Dib inside*
Zim *pant pant pant*
GIR BIG piggy!
Riz That was far too close
Zim *pant pant*
GIR we hee!
Riz *feels something burning on legs and looks down to see more water*
Zim *turns on tv* Here Gir. Watch the scary monkey show
Zim Whe are in glue, remember?
Riz I'm not!
Zim *ours bucket of glue on Riz*
Riz Thank you
Dib * glances back at Zim's house, then turns and walks home *
Zim ; )
Riz You don't think that Dib saw me, do you?
Riz he's too dumb anyways
GIR *jumps up and down*
GIR *runs around the ship*
Dib (( i heard that -_- )) * reaches his house and walks upstairs *
Riz *picks up a soggy cupcake and throws it at the TV screen*
GIR doom doom doom
Zim What wuz that for?
Riz I hate that show
GIR *sees what riz did* aaahhh!
Zim Cleans tv
GIR *runs into the door*
Zim Don't upset Gir!
Riz why not?
Riz I'll just get Cir
GIR *keeps running into it*
Zim Um... Good ?
GIR another me?*opens the door*
Zim not another one!
Riz *whistles and a female cat version of Gir's doggy costume runs up*
GIR i guesse you dont need me
Zim I do!!
Riz *Cir walks over to Gir*
GIR *sticks a foot out the door*
GIR bye bye then
GIR *looks down*
CIR *reaches into head and pulls out tuna fish*
Dib * looks around, then shrugs and continues walking *
Ms. Bitters *stares at CIR*
CIR HI LADY!
Ms. Bitters Pest!
CIR HI LADY!
Ms. Bitters Pest!
CIR HI LADY!
GIR *hugs Zim* bye bye
Ms. Bitters Pest!
CIR YOU IS UGLY LADY!
CIR *starts to eat some frosting*
Ms. Bitters *walks away*
GIR *jumps out the ship*
Zim *materializes in front of Dib*
Dib O_O Zim?
Dib * walks around him * go away.
GIR *its hurtuling down to the ground*
Zim *follows him* why?
CIR *looks up and sees Gir*
Dib Because your green, short, and annoying, and your teeth look like a zipper
Zim Hey! It's a ...tooth condition!
GIR bye bye Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!
CIR *jumps on Dib's head and falls asleep on it*
CIR I like big head kid
Dib AHH!!!!! it's another creature!!
GIR *is crashing down to earth from the ship*
Dib * falls backward on to the sidewalk*
CIR *senses something and wakes up*
CIR *looks up at Gir*
GIR *starts to cry* bye bye!
Zim *resets ships course with palm computer*
Dib * throws Cir off, and stands up *
Zim COME, GIR!
GIR *is getting closer to hitting the ground*
Zim I COMMAND YOU!
GIR you dont loooooovve meeeeeeeee!
Zim *ship heads for moon while gir jumps off*
Zim I lOVE YOU GIR!!
CIR *jumps up really high and catches Gir*
GIR you have anotherrrr meeeeeeee!
Zim *hugs Gir*
Zim That's Riz's
Dib * silently starts to walk away *
GIR *smiles stupidly*
CIR *lands hard and breaks a few wires and other parts*
Zim *fixes Cir*
GIR *walks into the street* what's this stuff?
Zim *hugs Gir*
CIR *weakly* where's my master?
GIR *squeeky toy noise*
Zim what stuff?
Riz *comes outside without costume* I heard a crash
Riz what's going on?
GIR *points to the road*
Zim Riz!! *hugs Riz*
Riz *hugs back*
Riz Hey, where's Cir?
Zim *doesn't let go*
GIR *wanders stupidly across the street*
CIR GROUP HUGGIE!
Zim (see previous entry)
CIR *hugs Gir*
Zim *hugs Everyone*
Dib * turns the corner and goes back to walking normally *
GIR *hugs Zim*
Zim GET BACK HERE DIB!! GIR! ATTACK!!
Zim has left the chat
CIR *turns to Riz*
CIR I like tuna!
GIR *jumps on dib and sucks on his face*
CIR Hey, that look like fun!
Dib * whacks Gir off with comic book and starts running *
CIR *sucks on Dib's face after catching him*
Dib * smacks Cir off too, and runs inside his house, then slams the door *
CIR Tatse like frosting pizza!!!
GIR *runs to Dibs house and runs in and sucks on Dib's hand*
CIR *follows Gir*
Dib Get it offff!!!!!!!!!!
GIR *holds on*
CIR *sucks on and ruins Dib's hair*
Dib * throws them both off and run back outisde *
GIR *runs after him and hugs him and doesnt let go*
CIR BIG HEAD KID HAVE BAD HAIR DAY!
Dib * falls down a man hole *
GIR *holds on*
CIR *looks down in hole*
CIR LOOKS LIKE FUN!
Dib has left the chat
GIR Zim Riz?
CIR awwwwwwww.........big head kid leave
GIR Zim Riz!*hugs her*
GIR Zim go bye bye
Riz ((we should end this craziness. It's going to make a great fanfic))
Riz I'm heading back to Neopia
GIR lets go home
Don't ask.....I know, I know, Zim was a bit ooc, but what can you expect from a chatroom??