Okaysis, this is the last chapter! sniff I know, I'm gonna miss ya too. It’s been fun. You’ll never find good crack like this anywhere else…AMEN!!!! waves hands in air PRAISE THE LORD!!!!...I find this funny cause I'm an atheist….Anyhoo….have fun reading!!!! Has top hat and cane in hand and makes flashy entrance off stage

Warnings: Yeah uh yaoi, character death, and Lee bashing. WORD.

Disclaimer/ Randomness:

Me: sips tea My, my, Deidara-kun, you know what’s interesting? English accent

Deidara: also sips tea and talks in English accent Oh dear, whatever could it be?

Me: sips I don’t own the dear Naruto story.

Deidara: sips Yes, capital.

Me: sips Hmm.

Deidara: sips Indeed.

(Okay I’ll admit I kinda stole some o that from Exterminatus Now…hey, at least I'm not KnucklesK6, right? inside joke)

6: Hinata and Gaara

Hinata gulped.

“I-I guess its m-my turn…”

She slowly walked in and lay down.

Doctor Takani was getting really inpatient so he wasn’t in a good mood.

“Problem! Now!”

She yelped and started trembling.

“U-um… I l-like Naruto-ku-“

He threw down his pad.

“Kami-sama! Not you too?! What’s wrong with you people?!”

Hinata, very startled, fainted. He sighed and dragged her out. Nobody was surprised. Gaara sighed.

“Whatever.”

And walked in. Naruto smiled.

“He’s so cool!”

Neji and Sasuke fumed with anger. Hinata was till unconscious… Gaara just stood there but did nothing else.

“You’re supposed to lie down!”

Yelled a very angry Doctor. Gaara only blinked.

“Why should I?”

The Doctor stomped his feet.

“Because you’re supposed too!!!! Okay?!!”

He blinked again.

“I'm fine here.”

“Gaaa! Fine! Now tell me whatever!!!”

“Well, I love Naruto-kun-“

The Doctor screamed.

“You love Naruto, Hinata loves Naruto, Neji loves Naruto, Sasuke loves Naruto, you know what?! I love Naruto Damnit!!!!”

Meanwhile outside Naruto sneezed.

“Someone must be talking about me!”

Back with Gaara, he sighed and closed his eyes.

“May I continue?”

The Doctor grumbled but let him.

“At birth the Shukaku demon spirit was placed inside of me. My Okaa-san died because of this. It kills people due to my emotions. My Otou-san sent assassins after me including my uncle who supposedly loved me. I cannot sleep or the demon will take me over. My suicide attempts do not succeed because the sand prevents any harm to come to me.”

There was a loooong awkward silence until the Doctor sat up.

“That’s it. I quit.”

He walked out of the room and Gaara walked out after him. Sakura laughed.

“Haha! You’re so seriously screwed up that he quit! Haha baka!”

Gaara grumbled and the sand flew out of his gourd. It swallowed Sakura whole and blew her up. Everybody clapped and cheered….except for Lee, that is.

“NOOOO!!! SAKURA-CHHAAANNN!!!!

He charged at Gaara but he only stepped aside. Lee ran into the wall. He recovered and turned around.

“YOU!!! You have taken away my reason for living!!!”

Gaara blinked ant he lid from his gourd came off.

“Do you want me to end your misery?”

Lee widened his eyes and leapt to Gaara’s feat, hugging them.

“Noooo!!! I don’t want to die! My youth is too glorious!!!”

Gaara rolled his eyes and the lid went back on. He did kick him off though.

“Pathetic.”

Everybody clapped and Naruto ran up to him.

“You were awesome! Too cool!”

Gaara blushed and then smiled. Neji and Sasuke were fuming like mad and Hinata was still, yes still, unconscious. Gaara hooked an arm with Naruto’s.

“Oi, you hungry? I’ll treat you to ramen.”

“RAMEN!! Yay! You’re the best!”

They walked out and Sasuke and Neji were seriously pissed. Gai would probably be saying something about the beauty of youth right now…uhhhh…The end…yah

Me: crying in emo corner that I stole from Sasgay

Gaara: Oh Kami, are you crying cause you finished the story?

Me: sniff WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK?!!!!

Gaara:……

Temari: Hey, at least we’re through with Tsubasa.

Gaara: Yes, finally.

Me: HEY WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH!?!! I LOVE YOU BOTH!!!

Temari: That’s-

Gaara: Exactly why.

Temari: nods

Me:……glomps both I LOVE YOUSIS!!!!

Gaara and Temari: take out chainsaws

Me:….H-hey it’s like the Suna chainsaw massacre, hehe? nervous laugh R-right? Guys?

Sound of chainsaws starting

Me: HOLY SHIT!!!! takes my ramen, pocky, yaoi magazines, stash and runs to Australia and grows a mustache BYE!!! I’LL MISS YOU ALL!!!!

Naruto: Er…R&R??? I have to say it since Tsubasa’s not here….