Still not that long, but you will laugh...a little at least :-)

Chapter 3: Mutant intro

Terry, 21, 6’2, and green blotches all over his body, made his way outside of his cozy home. He had heard reports of another raiding party to go out. Hopefully this one would bring back something other than Nike shoes; they had enough of those already. Jay walked up to him. Jay was 5’5, and looked like dwarf to the other people with a big beard and blue eyes, with a huge green blotch on his head.

“So, what’s going on today Jay?”

“Terry, glad you’re up, we have anther raiding party going in soon.”

“Alright, let me in!”

“Alright, but first we better go get Bruno.”

“I guess…”

They walked to the middle of the small town, and they heard singing. They walked closer to see Brittany spears singing, “Oops, I did it again!”

“What the hell is she doing here?” Terry asked Jay.

“Well, she’s a mutant, and we need all the entertainment we can get.”

“She’s not a mutant!”

“Uh, hello…she shaved herself bald…”

“Good point, let’s go.” They continued on their way.

The finally reached Bruno’s house and the whole foundation was shaking. Terry and Jay stayed outside, standing in confusion. Suddenly Bruno came shooting out of the door. He was 6’0 and very handsome for a mutant, it didn’t exactly make him the best fighter, but he’s better than nothing. Jay and Terry walked up to him and gave him a hand up.

“What the hell happened Bruno?” Jay asked.

“It’s my wife…she’s cooking!” A frying pan came out the door, and hit Bruno squarely in the face. He fell over backwards clutching his nose.

“Another scar that you’ll have to explain Bruno.” Terry said, helping him up again.

“I’ll say it was a dog with a bomb strapped to its chest. So, what you want me for?”

“We’re going on a raiding party, want to come?”

“Sure, let me grab my rocket first…” Bruno grabbed his rocket, and they made their way to an old jeep, and piled in. They continued for about three miles before they came to a dirt road. They stopped the jeep, and hid it behind one lonely bush.

“No one will see it now!” They all made their way forward and covered themselves in sand. Soon, a nod convoy came, and was coming forward.

“By the way guys…what’s the plan?” Bruno asked, looking at Jay and Terry.

“I thought Terry had a plan!”

“What! I thought you had the plan!”

“You know what, screw you guys, I’ll do it myself.” Bruno got up, and walked right into the path of the convoy. They stopped, and all the soldiers got out and pointed their guns at him.

“Nod! I have been infected by Brittany spears!” Bruno hit a button on his rocket launcher, and “Hit me baby one more time!” came on his rocket. Bruno started to dance, and all the nod soldiers looked at him in confusion. Soon, most of them were bending up and down, and then about a minute later, they were all dancing to the music beside Bruno.

“Well that’s one way, Jay, come on!” Jay and Terry made their way to the last cargo truck, and peered inside.

“Hey, Terry, look what I found…Broccoli!”

“Yeah, we can use that!”

“Carrots!”

“Woot!”

“Nuclear weapons…”

“We don’t really need those…put those back before you hurt someone.”

“Right…wait; there is one more…More carrots!”

“Alright! We have enough vegetables, let’s go.”

“What about Bruno?” They both looked to see Bruno standing among a bunch of unconscious nod soldiers.

“Wow that song wears you out, let’s go back!” They all piled into the jeep, but it wouldn’t start.

“Come on! Come on!”

“Jay…what’s the problem?”

“Hehehe, we’re out of gas…” They walked back the rest of the way shooting at Jay.