This is my second Beavis & Butt-head fanfic & my 3rd fanfic overall. Unlike my previous B&B fic this one is basically just one big parody of a bunch of movies ala Scary movie/Date movie/Epic movie. While the movies I spoof should be easy enough to identify, I will put a list of all movies I spoof at the end of the story. if you are really curious about a spoof then just ask me in your comment & I'll let you know.

Shaunbadia presents

Beavis & Butt-Head in: Stupid movie

Chapter 1: The tape

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Beavis & Butt-Head were flipping through channels when Butt-head came to a sudden realisation.

Butt-Head: "This sucks."

Beavis: "Yeah. Nothing's on."

Butt-Head: "Hey I know, lets watch a video."

Butt-Head holds up a video & puts it in the VCR

Beavis: "What's on the tape."

Butt-Head: "Uh...I don't know. Maby it's porno. uh huh huh."

Beavis: "Play It. PLAY IT!"

Butt-Head: "Okay, settle down butt-munch."

Beavis: "Um...heh. Hey Butt-Head, where did you get all this stuff?"

Butt-Head: "I swipped it from Anderson before he moved away."

Beavis: "Cool, heh heh."

The tape began to play & Beavis & Butt-Head stared at the footage on the screen. It was of a girl with dark hair that coverd her face climbing out of a well & walking towards the screen.

Beavis: "Um, heh. Hey Butt-Head. What's up with that chick? hm m m heh."

Butt-Head: "Uh...I think she's a hippie or something. Uh huh huh huh huh."

Beavis: "Really heh? Maby Mr.Van Driessen's in this thing too. heh heh m heh."

The picture on the screen then changed to a glowing ring for a few seconds before ending, thus leaving nothing but static on the screen.

Butt-Head: "Uh...That was cool. I mean it sucked but at least it was short."

Beavis: "Yeah but like, for a porno this wasn't that good. There was no nudity."

Butt-Head: "Yeah, this must have been like a chick flick or something. Uh huh huh."

Beavis: "What's a chick flick?"

Butt-Head: "It's like, a movie but it's made for like little girls & wussies. uh huh huh huh huh huh."

Beavis: "Hey Butt-Head. Since you watched that. That makes you a little girl & a wussy. heh heh heh heh heh heh.

Butt-Head: "You watched it too so that makes YOU a little girl & a wussy. Dumbass. uh huh huh huh huh."

The phone then rang & Butt-Head answered it.

Butt-Head: "Uh...hello."

A deep distorted voice was on the other end.

Voice: "Hello Butt-Head."

Butt-Head: "Who's this."

Voice: "I'm the girl in the video that you were watching."

Butt-Head: "Really? You sound like a guy. uh huh huh."

Voice: "Shut up! Look can I just get on with this, you & Beavis are going to die in one week."

Beavis grabbed the phone.

Beavis: "Um...heh, since you're the chick in the video, let's make a deal."

Voice: "Okay. What?"

Beavis: "You can like, kill Butt-Head now, do it with me, come back in a week & kill me."

Butt-Head smacked Beavis & they began to have a childish slap fight.

Voice: "See you next week...If you don't kill each other by then."

The girl hung up & B&B sat back down on the couch.

Beavis: "So like, what now?"

Butt-Head: "Lets bring in the tape for show & tell tomorrow. That way we can ask Van Driessen if he knows that chick."

Beavis: "Yeah, heh. Cool."

With that Beavis & Butt-Head went to sleep, blissfully ignoring the fact that there days were specificly numbered.

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Well then what did you think. Short, yes but it's only just begun.

Please review.