‘This is awkward, EXTREMELY awkward. You try having six super villains watch you while you are getting CHANGED. And I swear, I think I saw Sandman sneak a smile when I took off my pants. Oh god, this is so wrong. I can’t believe I’m actually going through with this crap. Stupid Otto, when this is done I am so going to pone his ass’ Peter angrily thought to himself. Peter finished putting on his red and blue tights correctly and covered his face with his famous mask. “It begins” Peter recited, trying to sound as ‘cool’ as he could.

“Whatever, idiot. Go say bye to your girlfriend” Sandman seethed.

“Um, yea. Girlfriend. Cough cough” Spidey quietly said. A villain or two laughed.

“Are you serious Spider-man? You don’t have a girlfriend? Oh my god. You are pathetic. P-U-T-H-E-T-I-C-K” Venom horribly spelt, spitting green acid everywhere.

“Hey man, say it, don’t spray it. You can freaking kill someone if you do” Spider-man warned. He sighed. ‘I can’t believe I’m actually working with these idiots. I bet one of them is going to get lost while looking for Doom’s place. Jesus’ Peter thought. He sighed again and jumped off, releasing webbing from his wrist. It stuck onto a nearby building and he tugged onto it, propelling himself up into the air. ‘What an adventure this is going to be’ Spidey thought.

After a long while of swinging around and a little bit of perving on nearby girls, he reached Mary Jane Watson’s place. God, he loved her. He loved her red hair, her eyes, her lips, her skin, her…physique. He climbed onto her one and only windowsill, the one where he first met her as Spiderman. He could hear her showering. Singing too. ‘Wow, she has a nice voice too’ he thought. Suddenly, the water stopped pouring, and out came a very attractive looking red head. ‘Oh, my, GOD!’ Peter alerted to himself. Did I mention she was naked?

‘Oh, my, GOD! It’s Spider-man! He is so cute! And he’s in my house too’ Mary Jane rejoiced in her mind. In that moment, MJ remembered she didn’t have any clothes on. And she was very wet. A droplet of water ran down to an area she definitely did not want to be wanted. “EEEEEEK” MJ screamed, slapping Spiderman on the covered cheek. Whilst ripping his mask off.

‘Uh oh’ Spiderman thought, looking at the now VERY attractive Mary Jane. His nose started to bleed. ‘Oh crap’ he thought. And suddenly, she slapped him. MJ slapped him. His mask coming off too. Revealing his very familiar face. “Peter?” MJ gasped. “You’re…you’re Spiderman? And what the HELL are you doing in my apartment?!” she finished.

“Um” Peter started, wiping his bleeding nose, “well, its just that, I haven’t um, well, seen you in a while, so I decided to drop bye and say, um, well, bye” Peter mumbled, blushing at the word ‘seen’. “And why is that?” MJ questioned Peter, covering her private parts so he would focus on her face.

“Okay, um. Well. Yea, okay, I just need to tell you some stuff. So, well, now you know I’m Spiderman. Okay, well, that went quicker than I thought. Oh, did I mention I love you?” Peter asked MJ. She shook her head slowly, confused. “Okay, well, I do. Um, yea. Well, that was really quick. Um, so, I’m gonna go die now, so… don’t tell anyone what you just found out, okay? Well, bye” he quickly finished.

Suddenly, MJ’s brain started working again and she understood what he said. And she knew why Peter was telling her this. Because he loved her, and wanted her to know who he really was. He wanted her to understand why he had dumped her. ‘Actually, I still don’t understand why he did that’ MJ reminded herself. But, with that aside, she finally understood. “Um, Pete?” MJ extremely quietly asked. “Hmm, yea?” Pete asked back, turning around.

“Close your eyes, Peter” she requested.

“Um, why?” Peter asked.

“Just shut up and close your eyes you idiot.” she ordered, a touch of annoyance in her voice.

“Okay, but I don’t know. You’re not playing a prank on me or anythi-“, Parker couldn’t finish his sentence, because at that moment MJ had kissed him. ‘Oh my god, she’s kissing me. ME. Oh crap. There’s only one word that could describe this. Wow’ Peter thought.

“Wow” Peter exclaimed.

“I hope so” MJ replied shyly.

“Heh, yea” Peter said, “Oh crap, I have to go” he finished. He opened the window laying his boot on the windowsill. He grabbed his mask from the wet floor, next to MJ’s feet. ‘Wow. Those are some nice feet’ Peter thought to himself. “Wait, Peter. Why do you have to go? MJ asked.

“Oh. Well, just to go die or something remotely dangerous. Why do you ask?” Peter replied with a lot of sarcasm. “Okay then. Well, bye” she said. Peter put on his mask and jumped off, releasing a webline onto a building. ‘That…was awesome’