A/N: Thanks for the reviews, this won't be updated as frequently as my other fics but it'll still be pretty regular so thanks for your patience...This is a double drabble and of course, utterly fiction. For my disclaimer, please check my user page...Now thats over...

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Catherine cleared her throat “Excuse me. Are you...looking for someone?”

Hodges let out a quiet curse, wishing he'd locked the door to the lab.

“Uh...oui!” he said in what he hoped was a relatively feminine sounding voice

Catherine took a few steps forward, examining the stranger dressed in a very revealing lace dress.

“So would you mind turning around and telling me what you're doing here?” she asked slowly

Hodges winced and slowly faced her, relieved that he'd waxed his upper lip hair, avoiding her gaze he tittered in a high voice “My uh...I was uh leaving un...lettre pour my...uhm boyfriend. David, David Hodges”

Catherine raised an eyebrow, resisting a sudden urge to laugh. “Oh, you mean this?”

Hodges stared at the letter, completely freaked out, he really had to stop posting love letters to himself.

“Well,I thought I'd drop it off for him. Its nice to meet you by the way, I'm Catherine Willows”

Forcing a smile, he answered “Ma nom ...Antoinette Leontiou”

Catherine smiled back “Well, why don't we see if we can find him?”

Hodges winced yet again, wondering how he was going to get himself out of that situation

“Great”