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A Wall Of IV
Author of 2 Stories

Rated: T - English - Humor - Reviews: 4 - Published: 05-17-07 - Complete - id:3544186

Twilight/Paramore says:

I'm trying to draw Ember

Twilight/Paramore says:

-.-'''

Fallen Angel says:

HAHAHA

Fallen Angel says:

I WANNA SEE

Fallen Angel says:

Twilight/Paramore says:

No

Fallen Angel says:

Twilight/Paramore says:

Hersheys told me to

Fallen Angel says:

Told you to what?

Twilight/Paramore says:

Draw him

Fallen Angel says:

Oh. Why?

Twilight/Paramore says:

I'm making him rock...

Twilight/Paramore says:

XD

Fallen Angel says:

oo I'm scared for him

Twilight/Paramore says:

XD

Fallen Angel says:

amazingly so

Twilight/Paramore says:

Sorry

Hersheys has been added to the conversation.

Fallen Angel says:

HOLORRR

Hersheys says:

hi

Twilight/Paramore says:

HELLO!!!

Twilight/Paramore says:

Eyes are evil

Twilight/Paramore says:

-.-''

Fallen Angel says:

TP is evil

Twilight/Paramore says:

THANK YOU!!

Hersheys says:

-'''

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Twilight/Paramore says:

ugh

Fallen Angel says:

brb

Twilight/Paramore says:

Are eyes really required to be on a drawing?

Hersheys says:

no, actually

Twilight/Paramore says:

REALLY!?!!!

Hersheys says:

yes

Fallen Angel says:

WTF!?

Hersheys says:

a lotta times people hide them with hair or people in the distance go faceless

Fallen Angel says:

I'm pretty sure they need eyes!

Twilight/Paramore says:

-.-''

Fallen Angel says:

Well, yeah unless you hide them

Fallen Angel says:

with hair

Hersheys says:

sometimes only with noses if they're closer or if they're really far, just a blank face

Hersheys says:

hair and shadows

Fallen Angel says:

Yes

Hersheys says:

I can't use shadows though T.T donno where they go

Fallen Angel says:

XD I can't draw for shit

Hersheys says:

untrue

Twilight/Paramore says:

You're better than me

Fallen Angel says:

So true. bleh, i think i am just as good as TP by the way

Twilight/Paramore says:

XD

Hersheys says:

. I'm confused

Fallen Angel says:

Yo usaid it was untrue that i can't draw for shit

Fallen Angel says:

it is so true

Hersheys says:

noooo

Fallen Angel says:

Yessss

Twilight/Paramore says:

Hersheys says:

this is another one of our neverending arguements, isn't it?

Fallen Angel says:

INDEEDY

Hersheys says:

'oooooooooooh, let's go for a ride'

Fallen Angel says:

oo

Fallen Angel says:

won't ask

Hersheys says:

random song

Fallen Angel says:

Oooook

Hersheys says:

'takushi ... didn't catch the rest...

Twilight/Paramore says:

YES!!!

Twilight/Paramore says:

I DID EYES!!!

Twilight/Paramore says:

And why are you calling me high?

Hersheys says:

O.o who did?

Fallen Angel says:

Becauseeee Your are acting sooo high

Twilight/Paramore says:

I am?

Twilight/Paramore says:

-.-''

Fallen Angel says:

YES INDEEDY

Twilight/Paramore says:

How?

Hersheys says:

Fallen Angel says:

. Yoke

Hersheys says:

yoke to you too

Fallen Angel says:

Fallen Angel says:

eggward XP

Twilight/Paramore says:

Hersheys says:

I can't find my science thing now .

Fallen Angel says:

HAHAHA

Fallen Angel says:

Hw many things are you gonna lose tonight

Hersheys says:

...two so far...

Hersheys says:

this is evil

Fallen Angel says:

No, whats evil is that I have a big report due on monday and i am barely finished T.T

Hersheys says:

My Science thingy was a project . and I lost the paper with the projects on it

Hersheys says:

. Ima make matti-chan come to my rescue this time

Mel has been added to the conversation.

Twilight/Paramore says:

O.O

Twilight/Paramore says:

-hides-

Hersheys says:

lotsa people...

Mel says:

hola

Hersheys says:

hola mi amiga!!

Twilight/Paramore says:

-.-''

Mel says:

1 sec

Hersheys says:

okie dokiez

Fallen Angel says:

Schnikeys!

Fallen Angel says:

My mom is getting mad at me saying i am not doing my homework

Mel says:

o

Mel says:

i'm sorryu

Fallen Angel says:

(Which is partially true)

Fallen Angel says:

Don't be sorry

Mel says:

i'm working on a spanish project

Hersheys says:

i'm starting my science project

Hersheys says:

kinda...

Fallen Angel says:

Gah!

Fallen Angel says:

Were all doing projects (or trying to0

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Mel says:

dont laygh at me!!!

Hersheys says:

i shall if i wish!!!!

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Hersheys says:

Hersheys says:

gotta love that

Fallen Angel says:

Hahaha

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Fallen Angel says:

Definently

Fallen Angel says:

Ever notice how we all rub off on each other and start saying things one of the others say?

Hersheys says:

we do?

Mel says:

this kid in my spanish project group just called me and he is just really awkward it was funny

Hersheys says:

haha, nice

Fallen Angel says:

Lmao

Mel says:

yup

Fallen Angel says:

Yeah we do

Mel says:

i agree

Hersheys says:

O.o how?

Fallen Angel says:

I dunno.

Mel says:

huh

Fallen Angel says:

We just start saying stuff that we didn't use to abd you realize that is something that you guys say

Mel says:

what

Mel says:

riiiight

Mel says:

Mel says:

Hersheys says:

O.o when'd i say something that i didn't say before?

Fallen Angel says:

TP?

Mel says:

idk, i just met you

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Fallen Angel says:

True

Fallen Angel says:

Eh, nvm -.- '

Twilight/Paramore says:

Fallen Angel says:

COMMENT NOW

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Hersheys says:

okie dokiez

Twilight/Paramore says:

Um

Mel says:

Twilight/Paramore says:

I'm doing a bad job?

Mel says:

guhrefjrfj

Twilight/Paramore says:

Hey

Twilight/Paramore says:

umm

Mel says:

what are we talking about?

Mel says:

-blink-

Twilight/Paramore says:

Do I have to color it?

Mel says:

-lick-

Twilight/Paramore says:

ew

Twilight/Paramore says:

Mel germs

Mel says:

hehe

Hersheys says:

no

Hersheys says:

Twilight/Paramore says:

I want to though

Twilight/Paramore says:

Mel says:

they arent germs they are gifts

Hersheys says:

then do so

Twilight/Paramore says:

Ew

Hersheys says:

cooties

Twilight/Paramore says:

XD

Mel says:

i' am a wonderful being

Hersheys says:

riiiiiiiiiiiight

Fallen Angel says:

Bleckies-

Fallen Angel says:

-hides behind Hersh-

Fallen Angel says:

XP

Hersheys says:

-'''

Mel says:

Mel says:

ITS RAINING SWEATDROPS!!!!!

Mel says:


Hersheys says:

YES

Mel says:


Mel says:


Mel says:


Mel says:

lol

Mel says:

sorry

Twilight/Paramore says:

Twilight/Paramore says:

-.-''

Hersheys says:

it is raining and making the town smell like bo!!

Hersheys says:

that was random...

Mel says:

YES!

Fallen Angel says:

-dies from smell-

Mel says:

and we live in...

Mel says:

what should the town name be

Fallen Angel says:

Forks

Mel says:

WAFFLETON

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Mel says:

oh

Mel says:

...nvm

Mel says:

no...i like waffleton

Fallen Angel says:

Me Twilight obsessed

Mel says:

MY JOB IS RUNNING THE UNDERGROUND PANCAKE BUSINESS,SO I AM PRACTICALLY A DRUG DEALER...BUT WITH PANCAKES!!!

Hersheys says:

I don't wanna live in waffleton... sounds too...

Mel says:

waffly?

Hersheys says:

...eh... nvm, I like that

Hersheys says:

Mel says:

thats wjhy i have my job

Fallen Angel says:

I make muffins in Waffleton!

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Mel says:

NOOOO I AMM THE ONLY DRUG/PANCAKE DEALER

Hersheys says:

pancakes are illegal, and practically qualifies as drugs with their addictingly sweet syrup which makes people go on a sugar high!!!!

Fallen Angel says:

Nvm, fuck that, I DEAL DRUGS IN WAFFLETON

Mel says:

FUCK YOU

Mel says:

NOOO

Fallen Angel says:

FUCK YOU

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Mel says:

I WANT THAT JOB

Fallen Angel says:

SUCKER I ALREADY HAVE IT

Twilight/Paramore says:

T.T

Hersheys says:

i think she claimed it first...

Mel says:

FINE I ALSO AM THE TOWN PIMP AND I HANDLE ALL OF THEPROSTUTES SKANKS AND HOES!!!

Fallen Angel says:

What are byour jobs?

Mel says:

prostitutes

Hersheys says:

...you do that

Mel says:

lol

Mel says:

i'm that G

Fallen Angel says:

Okay Everyone neeeds a name and job XD

Hersheys says:

Homie G

Fallen Angel says:

Key!

Hersheys says:

for her, not me

Fallen Angel says:

Nah, Salem

Mel says:

I AM...

Fallen Angel says:

I am Salem, the drug dealer!

Mel says:

I KNOW...I AM...damnit...FRED

Mel says:

Hersheys says:

Fallen Angel says:

ROFLMFAO

Hersheys says:

-snickers-

Mel says:

bitchs fred is the g-est name ever

Twilight/Paramore says:

I can't make shoes

Twilight/Paramore says:

-.-'''

Mel says:

you wish you were owned as a prostitute by a pimp named fred

Hersheys says:

nah, i'll pass

Mel says:

Twilight/Paramore says:

Hersheys says:

twilight/paramore can take that job

Mel says:

I AM ACTUALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD!

Twilight/Paramore says:

NO!!

Mel says:

Twilight/Paramore says:

Mel says:

I AM CRACKING UP!

Fallen Angel says:

Who wants meth XD

Hersheys says:

Hersheys says:

Mel says:

MEE

Fallen Angel says:

YAY

Mel says:

I WANT OPIATES PLEASE!!!!

Fallen Angel says:

1000$

Fallen Angel says:

XDDDD

Hersheys says:

opian?

Mel says:

YAY HEROIN!!!

Hersheys says:

-.-'''

Mel says:

opiates

Twilight/Paramore says:

yeah... NOw I'm scared

Mel says:

lol

Fallen Angel says:

What is TP's name and job

Twilight/Paramore says:

Fallen Angel says:

What Is Hershey's name and job?

Hersheys says:

eh... Hersheys, I'm the resident homeless person

Mel says:

canyt i give you alex for lets see -does math on fingers- 1000000 years, she's about 10 cents a day, so that many years should make up for 1000 dollars

Fallen Angel says:

LMFAO

Mel says:

lol

Mel says:

YAY PROSTITUTION!

Hersheys says:

Hersheys says:

-backs away-

Fallen Angel says:

HAHAHA

Hersheys says:

ya know... I've always aspired to be a waffle flipper...

Fallen Angel says:

DAMMIT, WHAT IS TP?

Mel says:

LETS ALL BEAT UP THE TOWN CONFORMIST!!!!

Mel says:

ALEX IS THE ONLY PROSTITUTE I MANAGE

Mel says:

lol

Mel says:

the others left

Hersheys says:

for good reasons

Mel says:

oh wait...no...i killed them, sorry, forgot

Mel says:

lol

Mel says:

I BITCH SLAPPED THEM! heehee

Hersheys says:

Mel says:

to death!!!!!!

Fallen Angel says:

xd

Mel says:

BITCH SLAPPED TO DEATH!!!!

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Mel says:

Fallen Angel says:

TP's a wh0re

Mel says:

hey...-whjispers- hey! anyone want some -shifty eyes- pancakes?

Hersheys says:

yes, we've decided that

Hersheys says:

and no, waffles PWN pancakes

Fallen Angel says:

-shrugs- that's what happens when you don't say what you wabt to be

Fallen Angel says:

You become a whore

Fallen Angel says:

I WANT A PANCAKE

Mel says:

YAY! I OWN ALL WHORES

Mel says:

lol

Mel says:

SHHH

Mel says:

the authorities that dont exist will come!

Hersheys says:

you must be secretive

Mel says:

YES!

Hersheys says:

stop snitchin ya mutha f-cka!!!

Mel says:

okay, okay, do you want...butter...-extremely quiet- or ...syrup???

Hersheys says:

butter

Mel says:

SHHHHHHHHH!H!H!HH!H!H

Twilight/Paramore says:

-.-'''

Twilight/Paramore says:

Why do I feel left out?

Mel says:

hush PROSTITUTE!

Twilight/Paramore says:

-.-''

Twilight/Paramore says:

Okay

Mel says:

Mel says:

i feel almighty

Twilight/Paramore says:

I stabbed myself

Twilight/Paramore says:

T.Y

Mel says:

NOOOOOO

Twilight/Paramore says:

T.T

Hersheys says:

i'm sorryz

Mel says:

MY ONLY ONE LEFT!!!

Twilight/Paramore says:

Mel says:

HOW WILL I MAKE ANY MONEY NOW?????

Fallen Angel says:

Ahhh

Hersheys says:

you're her whore

Mel says:

i'm a pimp/pancake dealer

Twilight/Paramore says:

Fallen Angel says:

You see TP you didn't say what job you had so now you are a whore

Mel says:

you were my prostitute that i managed

Twilight/Paramore says:

But

Fallen Angel says:

WHORE

\

Mel says:

no BUTTS

Hersheys says:

i think I'm a homeless...

Mel says:

hehe

Mel says:

yes

Twilight/Paramore says:

...XD

Fallen Angel says:

Ahh poor homeless person.

Fallen Angel says:

HOBO

Hersheys says:

YES!!!!

Hersheys says:

RESPECT THE HOBOS

Hersheys says:

everyone here does

Fallen Angel says:

-pushes hobo off cliff- oops...

Mel says:

hey hobo, want to have my prostitute for a day, ven you can afford her!

Fallen Angel says:

My name is SALEM

Hersheys says:

no

Mel says:

even

Hersheys says:

i'm not gay

Twilight/Paramore says:

-.-'''

Mel says:

oh, come on, i know that she has her slutty flaws, but she's cheap

Twilight/Paramore says:

Why do I feel like a peice of meat?

Mel says:

lol

Fallen Angel says:

HAHAHA

Mel says:

HAHAH

Hersheys says:

Fallen Angel says:

TP it is your fault you are a whore

Fallen Angel says:

you didn't say your job

Twilight/Paramore says:

Hersheys says:

i think a piece of meat gets more respect, actually

Twilight/Paramore says:

but I was doing something

Mel says:

you shouldnt have let me claim you in all your whore-dom

Twilight/Paramore says:

T.T

Hersheys says:

you should b-tchslap him/her to death and then run away to join a raiding horde of alien squirrels

Mel says:

I SHOULD!

Twilight/Paramore says:

...Ugh

Hersheys says:

I was suggesting that to twilight/paramore actually

Mel says:

-slap- ...are you okay???i'm sorry!!!! FORGIVE ME!!!!

Fallen Angel says:

IM SALEM THE ALL MIGHTY DRUG DEALER OF WAFFLETON

Twilight/Paramore says:

I think I'll keep my mouth shut till I go to sleep

Hersheys says:

haha, nice

Mel says:

I WANT MORE DRUGS THEY ARE WEARING OFF!!!!!

Fallen Angel says:

Math, coke, heroine...

Fallen Angel says:

Meth

Hersheys says:

math?

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Hersheys says:

math bad for you

Mel says:

nah, they are all too boring

Hersheys says:

ecstasy

Fallen Angel says:

Ex

Mel says:

nah

Fallen Angel says:

Good choice

Hersheys says:

opian... um...

Hersheys says:

speed

Mel says:

i'll take some KETAMINE!!!!

Mel says:

YAY THE K-HOLE!!!

Fallen Angel says:

O.o

Mel says:

woooo

Hersheys says:

. -doesn't know any drugs-

Fallen Angel says:

Whatever

Mel says:

WOOOHOOOO

Fallen Angel says:

1000$ XD

Mel says:

YAAAA

FLIBBELLS

Hersheys says:

ow, my elbow just popped

Hersheys says:

oooooh!!

Fallen Angel says:

Ouch

Fallen Angel says:

Stupid hobo

Hersheys says:

magic mushrooms

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Mel says:

oh here you go, -pushes alex to fallen-i know i still owe you more, sorry bout that

Hersheys says:

they made a guy attack people downtown with a seven to ten foot sword

Mel says:

c8

Mel says:

hehe

Mel says:

...sorry

Fallen Angel says:

HAHHAA

Mel says:

i cant help myself i am a PIMP! i deal SEX!!!

Fallen Angel says:

-throws TP off cliff-

Fallen Angel says:

Stupid whore XD

Mel says:

lol

Hersheys says:

who votes to throw the pimp off the island?

Mel says:

yeah...looks over cliff- I"L NEVER FORGET YOU!

Mel says:

NOOOOPOOOO

Mel says:

POOOOO

Hersheys says:

wha bout you fallenangel-chan?

Mel says:

NOOOO

Fallen Angel says:

Bleh. I dunno

Mel says:

who says we should play hobo soccer -all raise hands- ...-everyone- how do we play?

Fallen Angel says:

What says you TP

Fallen Angel says:

Twilight/Paramore says:

Umm

Mel says:

YOU KICK THE HOBO OF COURSE

Fallen Angel says:

HECK YES

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Twilight/Paramore says:

What is what's his name again?

Mel says:

ITS LIKE KISCK THE CAN...BUT A HOBO!!!

Hersheys says:

fred

Mel says:

i'm a girl

Mel says:

there are girl pimps

Twilight/Paramore says:

No

Twilight/Paramore says:

The thing I'm drawing

Fallen Angel says:

Ember

Twilight/Paramore says:

Yeah

Twilight/Paramore says:

What is he?

Mel says:

YAY HOBO KICKING KICK

Fallen Angel says:

Ummm...

Twilight/Paramore says:

-.-''

Mel says:

Fallen Angel says:

I dunno

Hersheys says:

human?

Mel says:

i'm lost

Hersheys says:

kinda?

Twilight/Paramore says:

No

Fallen Angel says:

Not human

Fallen Angel says:

skater

Hersheys says:

yeah...

Twilight/Paramore says:

What does he wear?

Hersheys says:

no one ever told me

Mel says:

Fallen Angel says:

Skater

Hersheys says:

skater clothes

Twilight/Paramore says:

Og

Twilight/Paramore says:

Oh

Twilight/Paramore says:

Good

Twilight/Paramore says:

Cause that's what he is in

Twilight/Paramore says:

XP

Hersheys says:

Mel says:

Fallen Angel says:

-.- '

Twilight/Paramore says:

My head hurtsa

Mel says:

me too

Twilight/Paramore says:

hurts

Twilight/Paramore says:

mine too

Mel says:

yours is probably because you were pushed over a cliff

Mel says:

mine is from the ketamine

Mel says:

lol

Fallen Angel says:

HOBO SOCCER

Mel says:

YAY!!!!

Mel says:

i need to document this conv.

Hersheys says:

ehh... try it and I kick ya all to hell and back

Fallen Angel says:

Hell yeah

Mel says:

HECK YAH!!!!

Mel says:

-KICK-

Fallen Angel says:

-kicks Hersh into goal-

Fallen Angel says:

WOOT WOOT

Mel says:

YAY!

Fallen Angel says:

-hides atop of mel-

Mel says:

AHHH

Mel says:

fudck

Mel says:

I"M CRUMBLING!

Mel says:

-FALLS TO GROUND-

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Fallen Angel says:

-I'm seriously laughing so hard right now

Hersheys says:

Mel says:

Hersheys says:

the guy's you

Fallen Angel says:

Since when?

Hersheys says:

since now

Fallen Angel says:

-.- ' since AFTER i kicked the hobo in the safe little town of waffleton

Fallen Angel says:

XD

Mel says:

RUNNING AWAY NOW!!!!

Fallen Angel says:

-jumps on mel- FLY

Hersheys says:

Hersheys says:

haha, that's fun

Mel says:

-flaps arms uselessly- i cant with you on me, you big idiot!

Mel says:

melts

Mel says:

-melts-

Fallen Angel says:

T.T

Hersheys says:

-kicks-

Mel says:

-regains shape- -jumps on fallen- fly, damnit!

Mel says:

FLY!!!

Mel says:

-glare-

Hersheys says:

she doesn't fly, embry does that for her

Mel says:

damn you!!!!

Fallen Angel says:

DAMN WHERE'S EMBRY

Mel says:

-smite's hobo- dont correct me!!!

Fallen Angel says:

Embry: I',m on my break from the story T.T

Mel says:

stupid bitchy character -grumbles-

Hersheys says:

haha, yeah

Fallen Angel says:

Ahh... DAMMIT RUN

Mel says:

i shold adopt him as my whore

Fallen Angel says:

-runs-

Mel says:

should

Fallen Angel says:

NO EMBRY IS MINE

Mel says:

-flies- hahaha i can fly bitches i just lied to you!!!!!!

Mel says:

-flaps arms

Mel says:

-

Hersheys says:

actually, he's copyrighted to stephenie meyer

Mel says:

-smites hobo a second time- no correcting people if you dont own a home!

Hersheys says:

-crucifizes pimp-

Hersheys says:

i know that's spelled wrong

Mel says:

Mel says:

-licks hobo- OH GOD THAT TASTED DISGUSTING!!!!

Hersheys says:

Fallen Angel says:

roflmfao

Mel says:

-cringe-

Mel says:

-flys away, while attatched to cross-

Mel says:

attempts to fly away while attached to cross

Fallen Angel says:

AHH -eats self-

Mel says:

T.T

Mel says:

i have to go

Mel says:

the pimp is leaving the building

Mel says:

its 12.00

Mel says:

peace out

Fallen Angel says:

AWWW

Fallen Angel says:

Bye

Fallen Angel says:

Fallen Angel says:

I'll miss you!

Mel has left the conversation.



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