"Ass!"

"Four-eyes."

"Bastard!"

"Whore."

"Dick!"

"Pedophile."

Karin stopped dead, mouth half-open with a nonexistent retort, wide eyes fixed on Suigetsu.

The mist-nin merely smirked.

The insult finally clicked in Karin's mind, and she bristled immediately. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN PEDOPHILE, YOU JACK-ASS?" she thundered.

Suigetsu rose a hand and pointed to Sasuke, who stood a few metres away, waiting for them to finish their useless quarrel, onyx eyes watching a small flower bend in the soft breeze.

"He's underage." Suigetsu stated gleefully.

Sasuke didn't blink when there was an eruption of high-pitched profanities from Karin, and the sound of an explosion of water hitting the ground almost immediately after.

((END. Suigetsu is love. End of story. I know 'pedofile' doesn't actually work in Karin's case, but I wanted to use the word.))