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"No Collins! You can't make me."
"Angel Dumott Schunard, just eat it."
"Excuse you? Don't break out my full name just because I won't eat that! It's gross!"
"Angel, please?! For Mimi?" Mimi said giving puppy dog eyes.
"No." She had given up the irritated "nos" so she started to use monotonous ones. She crossed her arms.
"Angel, please. This is ridiculous. Just eat it. Everyone else is." Even Maureen tried to help.
"No."
"C'mon, it's not going to eat itself!"
"Why thank you, Tom! I'm well aware of that!" she said sarcastically.
Mark and Roger couldn't help but laugh as they watched. Mimi was hitting Roger for laughing and Collins just gave irritated sighs.
"C'mon. If I can eat this then you can!" Joanne said.
"No."
"Angel DUMOTT Schunard! It's just fish!"
What? Angel couldn't believe him. "No! This is not 'just fish,' Collins! This is real, raw, uncooked fish! If it were cooked fish it might be a tad different because when you cook things you don't DIE when you eat it! They become sterilized! But noooo! These fish were alive! They swam in the fricken Atlantic ocean! People swim in the fricken Atlantic ocean! People's. . .things swim in that ocean! People piss in that ocean! I'm not eating it."
Satisfied with her little rant she leaned back into her chair, humphed, and crossed her arms.
"Whatever, Ang. You gonna be hungry."
So, instead of eating it. . .she stared at it. She stared at the nasty-fish-coverd-in-seaweed-and-rice-and-God-knows-what-else-piece-of-nasty in front of her. It seemed to be laughing at her. It seemed to be glaring and kicking her mentally. It seemed to go on forever until Collins let out a sigh.
"Please, Angel?"
She shook her head. "Nuh-uh."
"UUUUUUUUUGH ANGEL!!! Just eat it!" He was getting angry and everyone else was laughing at him.
"NO! I don't eat sushi!"
And she never did. She was indeed hungry but she wasn't going to let some pesky little dead fish beat her!
"Angeeeeel. . ."
"What?!" she snapped. Collins was still making fun of her for the fish thing. It was three days ago.
"Baby. . .it was just sushi."
"I don't care! You made fun of me! I did make fun of you when you didn't want to eat the huevos rancheros me and Mimi made because you thought that the huevos were bull balls!"
"Angel, that was different!"
"How?"
"I ate it."
"Shut up."