Z/N: Surprise pairing. If you know me, you'll know it though. First thing I've made on Jarte.

Artemis Fowl belongs to Eoin Colfer.

Our names are too valuable, too connected to change. So we shall leave them as they are.

Our businesses, both are, criminally inclined. It would do good to keep our assets separate.

And we must never bee seen together, no, that would only confirm their suspicions.

We must act as if we hate each other, and any contact between us must be kept under strict confidence. We shall think of each other often, but hardly speak the other's name, and when we do feign disinterest. We are good at that. We specialize in deception.

But I am not lying, dearest Artemis, when I say that I love my wedding ring.

And I love you.

I hope to see you soon as well.

You're always welcome in Koboi Labs.