Author's notes: Me, my sister and my friend came up with this story together. We each had one character, in my case two. We decided what our assigned character would do or say, and I typed it up. In otherwords, we were role-playing.

Warning: Contains swearing, randomness, references to adult scenes,OOC,and all round craziness. You have been warned.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! it's plot, characters or anything like that. You all know the drill anyhow.

And now, on with our fanfic.

Yami's Sleepover From Hell

"Booger brains!" Joey snapped at Tristan, as Tristan trapped him in the quilt case. Joey became frantic trying to get the cover off of himself. Yugi sighed and rolled his eyes. Joey finally got himself free. "Air!" Tristan raised a book above Joey's head. Joey turned his head. "Tristan!" Both boys started to scuffle.

"Guys." Yugi said quietly. "Keep it down!"

Joey settled down to make his bed. After struggling in vain for several minutes, Joey threw the quilt cover over Yugi's head. "Here, you do it!" Yugi rolled his eyes again and turned around to put the quilt cover over the quilt. While Yugi sorted Joey's bed, Tristan and Joey bickered about miniscule issues. Yugi finished the bed. "Thanks."

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"Booger Brains!" Joey said, during yet another of the duo's arguments.

"I have brains too." Tristan hissed back.

"I can spell brains!" Joey retorted.

"SHHHHH!" Yugi insisted.

Joey and Tristan continued their argument, (Why are we NOT surprised?) And began fighting. Joey succeeded in hurting himself attempting to use one of Yugi's chains as a nunchaku. "How can you wear these Yugi?" Joey asked and Yugi chuckled. "I think we should open the window to let some ventilation in here. Cause with Tristan in here it would be a good idea."

"Shut up Joey." Tristan retorted.

"You shut up, you're the one who smells."

"You shut up, you pig."

"You shut up, or I'll get Yugi's grandpa onto you."

"Ooh scary. I' so scared." Tristan replied sarcastically.

"Don't underestimate Mr Muto."

"Both of you shut up or I'll get Yami onto you!" Yugi snapped.

"Shit." Joey muttered. Then cut Tristan off mid-sentence. "Shut up Tristan!"

Another fight later. "Alright that's it. Yami." Joey and Tristan were both hit on the head with pillows.

"Thanks a lot Joey. You made me lose my place." Tristan hissed moments later.

"Oh what's that? You were enjoying the page where they were having you-know-what." Joey asked opening Tristan's book. Yugi turned away, blushing.

"Hey that page is your fault." Tristan snapped.

"You were the one who bought the book." Joey retorted.

"QUIET!" Yugi hissed as the two fought.

"If my eye is black tomorrow, I'll get my lawyers. ... I don't have any lawyers. I'll borrow some from Kaiba." Joey snapped.

"If he thinks you're mutt enough." Tristan replied.

"Kaiba likes killing dogs. What he said to Yami." Joey commented. ("How the mighty have fallen. Lying there on the ground like a dog waiting to be put out it's misery. Get up. Get up so I can knock you back down." - Kaiba Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie)

"Where's the cap for my torch?" Tristan asked.

"Yugi took it. Yugi's the smallest in here. Blame him."

"I'm not Yugi." Yami replied. "I'm Yami. Who do you think hit you with the pillows?"

"Nice one Tristan." Joey hissed. "You pissed Yami off."

"Where's the cap?" Tristan asked. Joey and Tristan looked around.

"I don't know. I threw it at Tristan. What do you think it was that hit you when you two were fighting?" Yami asked.

"He's too thick-headed to notice." Joey declared, sparking off yet another row. Tristan started teasing Joey about Mai. "What would you know, you haven't got a girlfriend Pointy-Head."

Yugi turned around and pouted. "Hey."

"You're spikey. He's pointy-head. It's about the only part of him that's sharp." Joey said, ignoring Tristan's inaudible retort.

Tristan left the room, while Joey made several comments behind his back, Tristan returning after each one to take revenge. Joey made several snide remarks about Tristan's bladder, and Tristan came in threatening to stomp him. Then Tristan left again, and the bathroom door closed. "Finally." Yugi muttered, whilst thinking Peace at last. But for how long?

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Several minutes, and several fights, later; Tristan was seemingly asleep, while Yugi and Joey reflected on the previous events. Joey sniffed that the sleepover was not as peaceful as it should have been. Yami sat in his soul room grumbling about not going to get any peace until the two were gone.

"Do you want your nose to be on your forehead?" Joey asked Tristan. Tristan made several Joey-is-a-girl puns, and Joey retorted with "At least I don't get all giddy headed when a girl smiles at me."

A short while later:

"You started it." Tristan said.

"You started it. Didn't he Yugi?" Joey turned to Yugi.

"Uhh..." Yugi blinked.

"Ask Yami. He's got low tolerance, he'll know." Joey continued.

"Yami says he's not going get involved." Yugi replied awkwardly.

"My Yami says it's your fault." Joey said to Tristan.

"Well MY Yami says it's your fault." Tristan retorted.

"You guys don't even have Yamis." Yugi remarked.

"Yeah we do." Joey replied.

"Shows what you know." Tristan replied at the same time as Joey's comment.

"I'd rather spend time with that lose cannon Marik than you." Joey said to Tristan.

"Marik's okay." Yugi interrupted. "It's just his Yami."

"Exactly. Marik." Joey replied. Then turned his attention to Tristan again and they began their petty argument again. "You're gonna hear it from Téa tomorrow. You're gonna get a friendship speech from her."

"I'm glad that stupid mark came off my hand!" Tristan retorted.

"Guys come on. Don't fall out." Yugi muttered, feeling defeated.

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"What's this?" Joey asked randomly, once things had calmed down.

Yugi turned his head. "Grease proof paper. Works as tracing paper."

"What's this?" Joey asked again.

"An umbrella." Yugi answered.

"Cool." Joey commented, grabbing the umbrella.

"Don't open it." Yugi commented.

Joey and Tristan later began an argument about hair, of all things. "I'd impale myself on Yami's hair." Joey retorted to one of Tristan's comments about Joey falling offof Yugi's bed and crushing Yami, who was sitting on the floor wishing he could get some peace. Yami looked up glaring, his eye twitching. "I'll take it you didn't hear that." Joey said to Yami laughing, not noticing Yami's reaction.

"I'll take it he did." Tristan replied.

"Look. The pillow will burst." Joey dropped a pillow directly on top of Yami's head. Yami pulled the pillow off, angrilly, as Joey dropped a second missile (also known as a pillow). Yami threw one of the pillows at Joey, and another at Tristan. Joey returned the favour to Yami and threw one at Tristan too. Then Joey began throwing duel monster plushies at both of them. Before long a full blown pillow, and plushie, war started.

When the pillow fight was over, silence filled the room for all of one minute, if even that long, before the trouble started again. "How on Earth can you not notice how pointy your hair is? It sticks out like this. I mean it's like concord. Except concord don't fly no more." Joey said, causing Yugi to laugh a little. "Alright Tristan, we'll call it a truce. ... For five minutes.

Silence.

"Tristan shall we call it a truce for the night? And don't say 'get stuffed wanker'." Joey commented.

"Ass hole." Tristan replied.

"That's not much better." Joey muttered.

You know, I honestly thought, for one glorious moment, we were actually going to get some peace and quiet. Yami muttered to Yugi via their mind link. Yugi snickered.

"This Wheeler has stopped for the night." Joey muttered. "Roll on tomorrow. I'm so funny."

"I'm working tomorrow." Yugi commented.

"Well what are WE gonna do? We're gonna be on our own. Me and Tristan. If you leave us on our own, you won't have a house to come home to. Just a big pile of rubble. ... Just a big pile of crap."

Yugi? I thought he was going to be quiet? Yami commented.

"Hey Joey. It's 12:00." Yugi announced quietly.

"Oh shit." Joey muttered. "Good night. Don't let the Duel Monsters bite."

"Night Joey, Tristan." Yami. Yugi said quietly to the other two boys, and the last part through the mind link.

Silence.

"I'm hungry." Joey said suddenly.

! Yugi alone could hear Yami's frustration.

"Is that all you think about?" Tristan asked, proving he wasn't really sleeping. "Food this, food that. Pig."

"Of course. Bakura ate ALL the donuts. He owes me." Joey defended.

"And what about the fries. You forgot about them." Tristan replied.

"Oh yeah. Them too." Joey muttered.

I'm taking over. Yami announced.

"That's never a good sign." Yugi muttered.

"What's never a good sign? What is?" Joey asked. Yami took over. "Oh crap. THAT."

"Shut. Up." Yami said irritably.

"Please would be nice." Joey replied. A dark aura flowed from Yami and a shining eye appeared on his forehead. "OKAY! OKAY! Don't get all fired up! Just being the beloved best friend."

"Well let me get some sleep!" Yami snapped.

Yugi regained control. "Uh, Yami's been making a habit of challenging bullies to Shadow Games late at night again. So he's kinda tired, and grumpy."

I am NOT, I repeat NOT grumpy! Yami snapped.

Whatever you say Yami. Yugi shrugged. "G'night guys." Yugi pulled the pillow over his head and pretended to fall asleep instantly.

I'm not buying it. Yami muttered.

"What d'you want to do tomorrow!" Joey asked suddenly.

No response.

"Wake Yami early in the morning. That's what we'll do. ... And then blame Tristan." Joey decided.

"Tristan's not asleep yet, so don't start." Tristan muttered.

I know what I'M doing in the morning if Joey dares to disturb me. Heh heh heh. I can have a lot of fun. Heh heh. If Joey could hear this, he would have gulped.

A short while later Yugi left the room for a few minutes, then returned muttering "No Yami, you can NOT feed them to a Koumori Dragon."

Why not?

"Because I said so."

How about Ra then?

"No, you can't feed them to the Winged Dragon of Ra neither. I doubt he would appreciate that."

Oh! How about a starved Beaver Soldier. Like what they did with rats in the second world war to torture people?

What do YOU know about the second world war? You were in the puzzle at the time.

Hello? I can see what you can. Oh, by the way. History's a drag. Your teacher's lame. Can I send HER to the Shadow Realm?

YAMI!

I'l take that as a no. But if she does ANYthing, I won't listen.

I thought you wanted to sleep?

I do. I just don't think that's going to happen.

"Oh, shit." Joey muttered as his mobile phone bleeped, indicating that he had recieved a text message.

"What is it?" Yugi asked. Joey showed Yugi the message.

JOEYz A LOSER hehe

Yugi chuckled a little, even though he tried not to. Yami didn't even bother to try not to laugh as Joey turned to Tristan swearing revenge when he least expected it. Of course, Yugi was the only one to hear the spirit's mirth. Joey settled down to sleep, as did Yugi, then the phone went off again. Joey checked it, and got angry again. "What's it say?" Yugi asked. Joey once again obliged to show Yugi the text.

GO FUCK MAI SUM MOR

Yugi gasped, and Joey got up to attack Tristan. The two fighting again for like the billianth time that night.

"Guys." Yami said taking over again. "As much as I'd like to watch you kill each other, as amusing as it would be, I have to get up in the morning."

"Yami, be nice." Yugi muttered, taking control again.

"Okay." Joey got back in bed. "That's enough. No more texting." Joey pointed at Tristan. "No more talking." Joey pointed at Yugi. "No more fighting." Joey continued. "Including me. I'm going to shut up now."

It's about time. Yami muttered.

Joey made a comment quietly about Tristan being twisted.

Then there was silence, and it seemed that it would stay that way. Yugi was almost asleep when Joey's phone went off again. "Wassat now?" Yugi mumbled incoherently.

"I'm going to ignore that for now." Joey said to Tristan.

"What's it say?" Yugi asked.

"No where near as twisted as you." Joey answered.

And indeed it did. NO WHR NEAR AZ TWSTED AZ U

Can I mind crush them? It'll be quiet enough to get to sleep if I do. Yami said to Yugi.

No. They're my friends. And they're your friends too, Yami. You can't mind crush your friends.

I want peace and quiet.

Me too. I'm sure they'll give it a rest now. Yugi hoped he was right as the time drew near to 1:00am.

I'm taking it out on Ushio the next time I see him. Yami muttered.

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In the morning...

"Morning Booger Brains." Joey said to Tristan. "I just had to say that."

Here we go again. Yami grumbled.

Well, at least we got some sleep first this time. Yugi reasoned.

Hmph! How long until they start fighting again? You're not breaking it up. I'm not going to let you Yugi.

"Morning Joey." Yugi said, breaking his conversation with Yami. (Well, if you had a dark side that was in the mood to murder your friends, what would YOU do? Okay, maybe not murder them, but he did want to make them suffer in some way.) "Morning Tristan." Yugi said brightly.

No response.

So Yugi threw something at Tristan to get his attention.

Nothing.

Yugi turned away with a shrug. Then what he threw at Tristan hit him on the back of the head. Joey laughed. "I don't think he even looked. He just threw it."

"Hey, you messed up my doo." Yugi joked.

"Don't start with the do again." Joey sighed.

Great. You're encouraging it now.

I don't complain when you go out at midnight to challenge some random person to Shadow Games, so don't you complain about me having fun with my friends.

I'm not going to start fighting with you Aibou. So let's just drop it.

Okay.

Fin.

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Hope it pleases you guys to have this one back.