Title: Because Not Everyone Is An Entomologist

Author: Chibiness87

Genre: Humour

Rating: K

Pairing: GSR

Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: You know, it was the strangest thing… Jerry Bruckheimer showed up at my door with the contract for CSI, and as I was signing my name my alarm woke me up… sigh

Author's note at the end.

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"Sara! What did you just do?" Shock.

"Huh?" Confusion.

"Did you just kill an ant?" Hurt.

"Um, maybe?" Timid.

"SARA!" Anger.

"What? It's not like it was one of yours Griss! Look, I don't mind you having this infatuation or whatever with bugs… but you married someone who, well, DOESN'T have that same mushy-fluffy feeling about them." Exasperation.

"I know… but couldn't you just, I dunno move it?" Hope.

She looked at him, hips cocked and eyebrow raised.

Ok. maybe not…

He sighed.

She smiled, and the ant train that crawled along her desk became the latest in endangered animals.

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A/N: This was inspired by a little Hymenoptera Formicidae (ant) problem I currently have… I keep imagining what Grissom would say each time one of the little buggers die. (I'm sure Nick would be cheering me on…)

This was inspired by a little (ant) problem I currently have… I keep imagining what Grissom would say each time one of the little buggers die. (I'm sure Nick would be cheering me on…)