Rating: T
Genre: Slash/Crack
Pairing: RobinRed X
Summary: Red's nicknames have gotten worse but that doesn't seem to be Robin's biggest problem.

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He feels Red X move before he feels the kiss on the back of his neck. “Time to get up, muffin. We should take a bath before you feed me breakfast so we don’t freak out your team too much if they do happen to walk in on us and find me.”

“It’s too comfortable to move.” Robin moans and rolls over onto his back so he can wrap his arms around Red’s neck and drag the boy down for a real kiss. He knows the dangers of having Red over at the Tower and he usually does agree to meet at Red’s apartment, but he felt like risking it for a night without any screaming neighbors.

“True, but I’m hungry and I’m also sticky and sweaty, ginger snaps.” Red pecks at Robin’s nose and Robin makes a face. “And you know I won’t leave until I get food and cleaned up.”

“Your nicknames are suddenly worse than usual. You're just naming off food; you're not even trying” Robin complains as Red smirks. His boyfriend had the habit of calling him a bunch of different titles but they had never been this uncreative.

“That’s the hunger, my pancake prince. So the faster we take a bath and the faster we get to breakfast then the--” Red never finishes his sentence because Robin moves out from under him and grabs two robes.

“Alright, let’s go.” Luckily the dart to the bath areas of the Tower is short or else someone might have caught them. “Oh god,” Robin freezes as Red strips off the bathrobe.

“What? We actually have a good excuse for getting naked this time since it is kid of expected when someone’s taking a bath.” Red points out as he starts to strip Robin’s bathrobe off of him.

“Not that,” Robin doesn’t blink as he continues to stare in horror at the thing staring back at him. “It’s that.” He points and notices that his hand is trembling.

“What? The rubber duck?” Red stares at the yellow object sitting harmlessly on the tile floor and his boyfriend that was frozen with terror. “Beast Boy probably left it in here. But it’s just a rubber duck, what’s the problem, sugar lips?”

“That thing is evil.” Robin glares at the death in duck form.

“You’re kidding me; you have something against rubber ducks?” Red picks the duck up and examines it.

“Just get it out of here.” Robin hisses. Red smirks and holds the duck out to him and he backs away.

“Wow, you’re really scared of this, aren’t you?” Red laughs as Robin blushes and walks to the other side of the bathroom to start the bathwater. “Don’t worry, sprinkle bits, I’ll get rid of the nasty old duck.” He throws the duck out into the hallway. “You better hope that Slade never learns of your fear for ducks.”

“Don’t even joke about that.” Robin glares and Red laughs again.

“Alright, my scared ducky, I’ll stop with the jokes.” Red climbs into the bath after Robin does.

“Just stop with the bad nicknames; I’m starting to miss ‘kid’ more than anything.” Robin rolls his eyes and allows Red to pull him into a wet kiss.

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A.N. Alright, so I love the RobinRed X pairing and I'll be writing better fics for it but I love my friend Wynja's fics for them so much and wanted to try to write her personalities for the two. Though two problems occured; 1. I suck at nicknames and she uses great nicknames and 2. I suck at writing fluff unless I think for a really long time about it and I wrote this fic in ten minutes and decided to post it before I deleted it.

But I needed to practice writing crack!fics and I also just wanted to bring up the idea that Robin's afraid of rubber ducks. Oh, Wynja's brilliant ideas seem to influence in strange ways. But yeah, I can't write fluff, or crack, or jokes like Wynja can.