The finale to this tragic series of woe. And most likely my last update for a while. xD So, enjot this. Savor it. Wait, enjot this? My keyboard is conspiring against me in all of it's Allen-filled evilness. Stupid keys...yeah, it's all the keys fault. xD My fingers are higly trained for these simple tasks. They make no mistakes. Have it be known that this is the truth. Higly?? Oh my god!! It's beginning!!

Anyway...

Adventures in the Orange Underground 4

Zenigata walked into the supermarket, craving the ramen he so wanted. 'I can taste it,' he thought happily.
Standing in the ramen aisle was Goemon, grabbing the last bowl. 'How he can even eat this stuff...' he thought, getting it for Lupin, as he seemed to have grown a sudden taste to it.
Zenigata rounded the corner, seeing Goemon walk off with a bowl, what he soon found out was the last bowl.
His right eye twitched as he stared at the empty space. "My...ramen..." Annoyance filled him. "You think you're so clever, Goemon?" he muttered. "Fine, I can just go get some tofu."
Zenigata wandered to the tofu section, stopping abruptly, his eye twitching once more as he watched Goemon walk away with every last thing of tofu. A small growl escaped him as his body tensed in anger.
'I'll get you for that,' he thought. 'No matter what it costs me in the end, you will pay for this.'
Zenigata crept around the store, snagging a bag of Cheetos and eating them as he watched Goemon as he stood in line.
"Zenigata."
Zenigata looked over to where the deep voice sounded from.
Chester Cheetah leaned against an aisle, motioning his head to a tall display.
Zenigata looked at it and then looked at where Goemon stood. He then looked back at Chester.
Chester nodded slowly.
An evil look came over Zenigata's face. He grabbed someones shopping cart and lined it up to the display, shoving it forward.
The cart hit the display and sent it toppling down.
Goemon took notice of the growing shadow engulfing him. Looking up, he screamed, the last thing he saw being the large amount of Cheetos bags that fell towards him, burying him in the end.
Zenigata ran over and laughed maniacally as he held up the ramen bowl in victory.
Behind him, Goemon's twitching leg stuck out of the pile of Cheetos bags.
"Oh, that's just great," Lupin said as he walked up.
"Yeah, I thought we agreed not to overdo it after the cabin episode," Jigen said as he glared at a still laughing Zenigata.
"How long will it take to unbreak him this time?" Fujiko wondered.
The three mumbled unkind things as they dragged Goemon off.
"Ooh, tofu," Zenigata said as he noticed some by his feet, picking it up and getting in line, his mind now thinking of the wonderful lunch he was about to have.