Oh my shi- IM SO SORRY!

I know its been forever since i last updated. I've been helpin with other stories. But finally i've got a good plotline. I'm hoping this can be a sister story to KawaiiOverdose's Kingdom Hearts Advent Children. Now the disclamer

I do not own Kingdom Hearts

Nor do I own POTC3

Im hoping I can get at least 3 reviwes for Chapter one. And If you can think of a better title PLEASE TELL ME!

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“It’s been quiet lately…….too quiet.” Xemnes muttered to himself while he paced in his office. He was waiting for the horrid moment what that demon would return. He, of course, had sent her on a mission, but she was due back, and she still hadn’t shown up.

“Were is she?” He finally asked, pulling out a watch. Then, the door burst open. Some one came through. It was the person Xemnes had been waiting for.

“Ah, Arue you’ve returned…how was- what the!” He said, and he ducked to avoid the book that had beenthrown at him.

“I’ll tell ya how it went! It sucked! Getting the sacred book would be easy my ass!” Arue yelled. She had Brown hair, light brown eyes, and was tall and skinny. She was wearing an Organization jacket, the thing that stuck out the most was the fox ears and tail. Arue was the mercenary (A/N: Don’t ask me how I got the job. Ask K.O.) and she was clearly pissed. Xemnes got up and picked up the book.

“Well thank you for getting this for me.”

“Yea yea, can I go now?”

“Dismissed.”The fox demon stalked out into the hall. This week had sucked so bad, she needed a way to work off some stress. She was so preoccupied she didn’t realize who she had walked into. It was Axel.

“Oh fantastic!” She said. Arue and Axel didn’t really see eye to eye. Actually they tried to kill each other every opportunity they got.

“Oh its you, How’d the mission go?"

“Try about a thousand mini people in masks chasing after you?”

"Hold that thought." Axel said. He pictured himself getting mobbed by a million fangirls.

"I feel your pain."

The two walked down to the kitchen. If the two of them were getting along, that only meant something bad would happen.

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Vexen paced up and down in his lab. He was wondering about his new potion. He wondered if it would work right. Then outside his lab he herd the unmistakable sounds or a fight. He could only guess who it was. A few minutes later a sopping wet and clearly pissed Arue came through the door. She whirled around and screamed through the doorway:

“WHY THE HELL WOULD A PYRO-MANIAC THROW WATER BALLONS!!!!! IT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL!!”

“You and Axel fighting?”

“No, really? What gave it away?” Arue said sarcastically. Vexen sighed and pulled out a blow-dryer. (A/N:Were the hell was he keeping that?!) He handed it to Arue and while she dried her hair, she eyed some of Vexen’s new creations. She was looking at a baby blue potion“What’s this one?”

“Eh? Oh that’s infancy potion.” Vexen stated.

“I’m not gonna ask.” Arue said. While Vexen had his back turned, Arue slipped some potion under her jacket. She would use this to get revenge. She said goodbye to Vexen and left (taking the other door that led to his room, and out the bedroom door) She ran down to the kitchen, dug around in the fridge and found a pitcher of lemonade. She put the potion in it and put it back. ‘Payback time Axel. Now what?’

“OI! XEMNAS,VEXEN,ROXAS, LARXENE! GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE NOW!” Arue screamed. The said people, along with Axel and Demyx came into the kitchen.

“What’s up Arue?” Roxas asked.

“Wanna go see Pirates of the Caribbean 3?” Arue asked. Everyone nodded, but Arue held up a finger.

“Sorry Demyx and Ferret-Man, you can’t go.”

“Why not!” Axel demanded. “Why are you only taking them?”

“Because Xemnas is paying for the tickets-”

“What?”

“-Larxene is awesome like that, Roxas and I haven’t seen it yet and Vexen is working too hard.”

“And we can’t go why?”

“Demyx saw it already and you’re an asshole” Arue said and with that she walked out the door.

“Lousy mutt.” Axel said reaching for the lemonade.

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(A/N: WARNING MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR POTC3!!)

Three hours later Xemnas, Vexen, Roxas, Larxene and Arue were walking back to the castle. Larxene was helping are dislodge popcorn from her windpipe. She had been laughing too hard at the movie. (Something about a monkey being fired out of a cannon, A parrot screaming Parlay, and a huge weapon being pulled out of no were.) When Xemnas unlocked the front door and they walked in, they knew something was wrong. It was quiet too quiet. Then form the other room came a heart stopping crash. The nobodies and the fox demon all ran to the room to see what had happened. When they saw what it was they rounded on Arue.

“I swear I had nothing to do with this one…..I think.”

“ARUE!”

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Please do tell me what you think.