Larxene12: Yay! Another new ficcy to do over the summer! YES!!

Fans: You're actually going to finish this one, right?

Larxene12: But, of course! Just because Nachos and Chips is on hiatus doesn't mean I'm not going to finish it!

Fans: Riiiiiiiiiiight. -continues playing KH2-

Larxene12: Anyway, I pulled a muscle in my neck yesterday, and I more or less spent the entire day watching Top Chef on Bravo! And inspration struck me like...Like.. a bunch of stuff. So, I thought, Kingdom Hearts and Top Chef...together...BRILLIANT! And here it is! The first chappie of...Kingdom Chef! And I shall be the host. BWAHAHAHA!

It was a bright and clear day Destiny Islands like always. Nothing to do...Just sit there.

"So..bored!" Sora sighed to himself.

Kairi sat down next to Sora. "I know. What should we do? Any ideas, Riku?"

"...We could go swimming." Riku muttered.

"Aww, come on! We did that yesterday! I wanna do something different!" Sora cried, looking at Riku who was poking a bug in the sand.

"Anyone wanna go watch TV at my place?" Kairi asked, standing up.

Sora and Riku looked at one another.

"You want to?" Riku finally asked.

"Sure. Anything's better than just sitting here."

At Kairi's house

Kairi, Sora and Riku all sat on Kairi's green couch in her living room.

"What should we watch, guys?" Kairi asked.

"CS-Pie!" Riku yelled.

"No, let's watch BobSponge Pantsquare!"

"CS-Pie!"

"BobSponge Pantsquare!"

"Hey! No fighting! I'll pick what we watch, then." Kairi chirped.

The two boys groaned.

-click- Once there was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe-click-

-click- You're such a loser, Narut-click-

-click-And if you cut the stomach here, you'll see everything he's digested and-click-

-click-Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I-click-

-click- And the winner of the title 'Top Chef' is...-click-

"Hey, wait, Kairi, go back!" Sora cut in.

"Oh, all right.." Kairi pressed the back button on the remote.

-click- Way to go! You're the next Top Chef! How does it feel? Awesome, right...

"Wow, I wonder if it's hard to be on one of those shows.." Riku thought aloud.

"Probably not. I'd really like to be on one of those shows! I love cooking!" Kairi laughed.

"How would you like to be in that show?"

The three jumped from the couch and looked around frantically.

"WHO'S THERE?!" Sora screamed, summoning his Keyblade.

A portal of Darkness appeared in the corner of the room.

"Organization XIII? I thought you killed them, Sora!" Riku slapped the back of Sora's head.

"OW!"

A girl about the age of thirteen walked out, wearing a black shirt that said 'Soon to be your overlord.', a pair of dark jeans and a stud belt. She had brown hair that was parted to the right side, and black rectangular glasses that were placed near the end of her nose.

"He did," the girl started, "I just managed to harness their method of transportation." She smiled evilly, cocking her head to the left.

"You did WHAT?!" The trio exploded.

"You heard me. Anyway, I'd like to introduce myself if you're done with your pointless screaming," Her lenses flashed. "I, am Larxene12. And for the next four weeks, you will all be under my rule."

"Who said we had to answer to you?" Kairi stepped up to her.

"This did." Larxene12 put her finger on Kairi, sending at least 12 volts of electricity through her bloodstream.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Kairi screamed.

"KAIRI!" Sora and Riku ran over to her.

"Ha ha ha!"

Sora looked up at the laughing girl. "What could make you do such a thing?"

"Sugar. And too much laptop useage." She stepped over to the nearby window. "Now, you and your friends shall be in a Top Chef compition. There will be 9 others who will join you, and the last one left will be named 'Top Chef". Now, that that has been established..." Larxene12 lifted her hand in to the air and summoned a Corridor of Darkness, "Get in the portal."

Sora, Riku and Kairi stared at her like she was insane.

"Yes, I am insane, let's go, people, I have tharapy at 4:00 and my mom's going to be pissed if I'm late again. She just doesn't believe me when I tell her that I was busy bossing around video game charries..."

"GROUP MEETING, HUDDLE!" Sora cried, grabbing Riku and Kairi's heads, "Should we go with her?"

Riku looked back at her, then to his friends, "She doesn't seem to be that threating... I say we go."

"And I say we don't!" Kairi said, rubbing her shoulder.

"Well, I'm going without you lovebirds," Riku straightened up and walked toward Larxene12, "See ya.."

"Wait! RIKU!!" Sora and Kairi said in unison.

"I knew I always liked you, Riku." Larxene12 smiled at him. "Stand next to the portal. I gotta send you all at the same time.."

Sora and Kairi put thier heads back together. "So what do you think, Sora? We have to decide this together."

"Let's just go. Riku's going, and it might be fun. And don't worry, I'll protect you if she tries to hurt you again." Sora flashed his trademark smile at her.

"Okay, let's go then..."

The two walked up to her. "We're going too."

"All right. Now when I say go, you have to jump in at the same exact time. If you don't, your atoms will be split into teeny, tiny cubes and you'll float in nothingness for all of infinity. No pressure, all together now! GO!!!!!!!"

Larxene12 pushed the three into the portal as it faded away.

"Now, this is going to be great." Larxene12 laughed as she stepped into a portal of her own.

Larxene12: So, that's the first chapter! And I like reviews! The first nice reviewer get to be the guest judge!

Fans: -playing KH2-

Larxene12: You never change...