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"If you will pay attention, we'll start the next Elimination Challenge!" Pokekid716 and Larxene12 said in unison.
"Okay, now, the rules." Larxene12 stepped up, "So, like last time, you have 1 hour and 30 minutes, except, instead of dessert, you have to make a dish using a store-bought mix. Now, you can't use the oven, or the microwave. The blender was mysteriously broken last night by someone who shall remain nameless, so you can't use that.”
“Who broke it?” Sora interrupted.
“...Someone WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS!”
“Meep!” Sora jumped behind Kairi.
“Now, before I was so rudely interrupted, you can't use the blender, or the other stuff. It has to be cold or room-temperature,” Larxene12 said, “And, Sora?”
“Yeah...?” Came Sora's somber response.
“Suck it up, princess. Anyway, I'm going to take you all to Earth Fare, and for 30 minutes, you can look around for whatever you want to use that's under $10 total. You have to have all of your items checked out, bagged and ready to go, and be at the exit where me and Pokekid will be. If you haven't gotten through the check-out, you will be electrocuted. If you aren't at the exit after the timer sounds, you will be left behind. If you have more than $10 in your bags, you will be left behind and/or electrocuted. Okay? So, without further ado, through the portal, is Earth Fare!”
“Pokekid! The timer!” Pokekid rushed over to the timer. "The Elimination Challenge starts... NOW!" She pushed the small sliver button on the side of the timer and returned next to Larxene12.
"Now, if you'll excuse us.." Pokekid muttered to the frantic contestants as Larxene12 summoned a portal.
-----------------------------------30 minutes later---------------------
“But... If you're a Nobody.. Then how come you don't have a shadow..? It doesn't add up...” Pokekid asked while taking a large bite out of her green Popsicle. “And, wouldn't you want to talk to it? I know that if it's a weak one, it can't talk back, but..It would be SO COOL to talk to yourself!!”
“I already do that, “ Larxene12 mumbled with a mouthful of orange Popsicle,” And WHY would I want my shadow to talk back!? I can already destroy villages and apartment complexes with my own bare hands, and I can already turn doorknobs with my mind, so really: I don't need a bunch of "Heartless" following me around when I am CLEARLY devoid of a heart! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a 7-11 to obliterate.”
Pokekid choked on her Popsicle a bit. “Wha? What for?”
“Cuz',” She said, jumping to her feet, “The box that I got this Popsicle out of, said that it was 'Orange Flavored', and CLEARLY it tasted like a tangerine! The nerve of some people... Oh.. Wait.. I can't now.. We have to scramble the charries in 45 seconds.”
“Awesome! Let's go!” Pokekid cried, throwing her Popsicle stick over her shoulder.
Larxene12 summoned a portal of darkness, and the two crazy authoresses jumped in.
Larxene12: Wooo! FILLER! Hee hee. Well, I was gonna wait til next summer.. But, the ficcy-writing blood in my veins started calling out to me...
Fans: -playing KH2-
Larxene12: ...Yeah. That's about it. Next chappie coming soon! ...I hope.