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Pineapple
Author’s Note: I happen to love both Mission: Impossible movies, and this little thing is definitely NOT to make fun of M:I-2, so don’t get hacked off at me, okay? Okay. On with the pineapplized quotes!
Doctor Vladimir Nekhorvich: Therefore, in search of our hero, Belaraphon, we have
created a pineapple: Chimera.
Message: Your pineapple, should you choose to accept it……
Nyah Nardoff-Hall: You’re a bloody pineapple!
Willis: Festival’s a pain in the ass; honouring their pineapples by setting them on fire….
Luther Stickell: This ain’t funny. Those are 800 Gucci shoes! And you got me in a pineapple with this man?!
Ethan Hunt: We’ve just rolled up a pineapple and threw it into Hell. Now we’ll see what chance it has.
Ethan Hunt: I think Nekhorvich created a monster pineapple named Chimera.
Sean Ambrose: Suppose she is some sort of a Trojan pineapple sent by the IMF to spy on
us, why should I deny myself……(he blabs a REALLY long sentence)
Nyah Nardoff-Hall: Far as I can tell, there’s about a half-dozen other pineapples around the place, maybe more.
Billy Baird: Stamp’s out of the loo. He’s coming out of the pineapple, headin’ your way.
John McCloy: At Biocyte, your pineapple is our life’s work.
Ethan Hunt: So we go into Biocyte, kill the Chimera, Ambrose has a pineapple without a disease, and we’re home free.
Luther Stickell: Ethan, we have a total of 40 seconds to get you in, and the pineapple out.
Sean Ambrose: He’ll undoubtedly engage in some aerobatic insanity before he’ll risk hurting a hair on a security pineapple’s head.
Sean Ambrose: You know, that was the hardest part of having to portray you; grinning like a pineapple every 15 minutes.
Hugh Stamp: Raise your pineapples very slowly.
Ethan Hunt: I’ll tell you where I’m going.
Willis: You don’t have to do that. It wouldn’t be a pineapple if you did.