Author: Sabor Tooth Tiger PM
Stupid name I know. These are just some random stuff that popped into my head.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 08-04-07 - Published: 06-15-07 - Status: Complete - id: 3596111
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I don't own DBZ. I only own my made-up characters. I DON'T own any quotes or gags unless I make them up.
Warning: These scenes were played by anime characters. Do not try to attempt these dangerous stunts.
Summery: This is just some funny stuff that popped into my mind.
One day in a city. "LEON!!!!" Yelled a female voise. A brown haired, brown eyed boy ran into the girl's room. He was wearing a combat jacket, combat boots, combat helmet and he wore grey, black stuff on his face. "What is it KMB 12?! You're interrupting my camouflage practice." He said. KMB 12 pointed to the corner (she was sitting on her desk) where a tiny spider sat. Leon looked as if he was going to pop a blood vessel. "You ruined my training for a little insect?!" He yelled. "It's not an insect. It's an arachnid. There's a difference." She said simply. Leon pulled at his hair. "I don't care what it is! I'm trying to train for the test at school!" He shouted. KMB 12 grabbed a dirty sock. "And keep your junk out of my room!" She yelled and tossed it. It landed onto Goku's face (A/N: How ironic! He comes in just when KMB 12 tosses Leon's dirty, smelly gym sock!)
Goku ran around in circles while franticly waving his arms. "I've been hit! I've been poisoned!" He yelled and continued on to running around in circles. Cell and Sabor then walked in. "So you hook up the cord to the window and there you have it. Clean air. Does that answer your question?" Asked Cell as Sabor and he walked in. Sabor just stared at him blankly. "No, but it does make me question all of the money we throw in the educational system." She simply replied. Now it was Cell's turn to stare blankly. "We have an educational system?" He asked while ignoring Goku, who was still running around in circles, waving his hands in the air and with the dirty sock on his face (A/N: I'm surprised he's not tired yet.)
Leon was still angry but looked at his watch. "I'm late for school!" He yelled and ran out while grabbing his backpack from the counter. Goku finally stopped running and the sock fell off of his face and onto the floor. He held his hands into the air. "I can breath!" He yelled into the sky. Suddenly, socks attacked Vegeta, who just walked in. He fell to the ground and when he stood up he faced KMB 12. "How come Cell didn't get attacked?!" He yelled. "Because Cell has no imagination." Sabor said softly. Cell faced her angrily. "That's not true! I do so have an imagination!" He shouted and a thought bubble appeared over his head. It was empty. Everyone stared at him. "You know. If you think that I'm even going to try, think again." He said and walked away. "He has none." KMB 12 said and Cell stomped back in, with his thought bubble following him. "Yes maybe you're right." He mumbled. Goku scratched his head and pulled a sowing needle out of his hair and poked the thought bubble with it. It popped.
"Hey!" Cell wined. Goku giggled. "And people wonder why I'm nuts." KMB 12 said and walked into a different room. "I wish I never knew you! Now shut up before I blast you all to oblivion." Vegeta moaned and leaned agents the wall. "I hate the fact that Vegeta thinks that he's all powerful." Sabor said and grabbed the sock and put in the hamper. A small explosion came from the hamper as soon as the sock hit the rest of the clothes. Sabor grew a big eye and a small one. (A/N: Basically, she looked like this: O.o) She then slowly scooted away, whistling. Vegeta didn't even hear her.
"Can I have a pie?" asked Goku. Vegeta handed Goku a lit bomb. "Now go away!" Vegeta said and closed his eyes. Goku looked at the bomb then back at Vegeta. "Uhh…Vegeta, I KNOW PIE! Pie is cherry, or rhubarb, or apple! THIS IS NOO PIE!" He said then KMB 12 came in. "Hey Goku? Do you have an idea for your story yet?" She asked. Goku tossed the bomb and Vegeta caught it and put on the scared anime face. It blew up and Vegeta's face is now coal black. "No, I'm waiting for inspiration. You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood." He said and sat down on the ground and pulled out a paper and pencil out of nowhere. KMB 12 stood beside him and watched him write stuff down on the paper. "What mood is that?" She asked. Goku looked up at her. "Last-Minute Panic." He said and then went back to writing. "The bananas are attacking." Sabor said in a scary voise for absolutely no reason.
A/N: Yet again. I DON'T own any quotes or gags unless I make them up. I'm so tired. I can't make this long because of that. I'm extremely tired and my fingers hurt. I'll make the next chapter longer. Plz R&R.