A/N: Oh joy, my second fanfiction. Yippy kai yay. Oh, and I think I spelled the monkey’s name wrong.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Wolf, Leon, and Panther were in the kitchen of their hideout eating breakfast.

“To bad Oikay left. He made good muffins.” sighed Leon.

“I bet they taste a lot better than this crappy burnt toast Lord O’Donnell made.” whispered Panther.

Wolf overheard this comment. Offended, he mumbled “Like you can cook better.”

Suddenly, the door to the living room (or where ever) opened up! Enter the room was……GANONDORF, THE GREAT KING OF EVIL (dramatic music)!!!!!! Normally, the trio of rogue mercenaries would attack the intruder, but at the moment they were too hungry, tired, and lazy to do so (which was good for them because Ganon would rip them apart anyway.). He walked over to coffee maker and took out a mug out of the cabinet and poured himself the “elixir of life”. Ganon then walked over to the table Wolf and co. were sitting at and sat pulled out a copy of “The Hyrule Times” and began to drink his coffee. “Coffee sucks.” He commented after his first sip.

After about 20 minutes of ranting about Hylean politics and how the “Goron Rubies” lost to the “Zora Sapphires” (note the horrible puns) Ganon got up and left, leaving Wolf, Leon, and Panther very confused. They stared into space for about two minutes then went back to talking about Oikay’s muffins and Wolf’s bad cooking.

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END

Holy crap. This sucked more than my last fanfic. Review anyway.

Leon: points gun at Oikay All right monkey boy, start making me muffins!

Oikay: I hate you.