Wonder Norman! Wonder Norman!
All those drugs are waiting for you,
With the gun that you possess;
You take no baloney,
Especially not from Tony,
And your sharp eyes cause distress!

Wonder Norman! Wonder Norman!
You embody all that's deadly,
Sexy, sinister and cool;
You certainly look cute,
In your smart beige suit,
And you sure aren't no-ones fool!

Wonder Norman! You've been known to lose it, Wonder Norman!
Like the time your suit got ruined,
When a bullet tore right through;
Then with Malky et al,
You killed Lando in the hall,
And not forgetting Leon too!

Wonder Norman! Wonder Norman!
You're so corrupt, Wonder Norman!