A/N: Okay, here it is. You've all been waiting for it. you all knew this day woul docme. And now, torturing Zuko in the unlucky chapter 13 is...TOPH!!!

I had a weird dream that inspired me in some twisted way...Zuko was trying to sleep and everyone was poking him...(everyone being The GAang, Haru, and Teo). Anyways, sorry for the delay! Really sorry.

He decided to sleep the chapter away and hope for the best. However, karma caught up with him.

Poke, poke, poke. Someone was poking Zuko and just refused to stop.

"What do you want?" he whined. "Can't you see I'm sleeping?"

"No." Toph kicked him. "Wake up."

"No."

Kick.

"No."

Kick.

"No."

Kick.

"No."

Kick.

"No."

Super-special-awesome-powerful-painful-karate-kickass-earthbender-kick!

Zuko tried to attack Toph, but she easily blocked him and locked him in a box of rocks.

"Let me out!"

"Say the magic word!"

"Please?"

"Nope."

"That's not the magic word?"

"It is, but you're still not coming out of there."

"Then why did you make me say it?!"

"Because you're a rude bitch on the show."

"I'M a rude bitch? What about you?!"

"What are you talking about? I'm a perfectly sweet little girl." Toph smiled innocently and batted her eyelashes, not that Zuko could see from inside his cage.

"What is this, April Fools Day?" Zuko pounded on the walls of his entrapment.

"No, you dipshit, it's December 26!"

"Let me out!"

"No." Toph bent some spikes out of the ground and forced them into the box.

"My eye! What are you trying to do?"

Toph merely forced another spike in.

"That went up my nose!"

Another spike.

"My spleen!"

And another.

"I don't know what that is, but I'm pretty sure I need that!"

It continued until our favorite prince was more holey than a piece of swiss cheese blessed by the pope.

-short interlude so the author can sing Pretty Fly For A White Guy-

Toph finally released him.

"Air!" he gasped, as his wounds were magically healed by Chuck Norris, who just happened to be passing by. Our (my) favorite karate mastah did nothing to heal Zuko but walk by, and some of his awesome aura seeped into the prince's wounds to fix them. Zu-Zu would never be the same.

Toph used Zuko's distraction to use her father's credit card to buy some dynamite. That could be useful later.

Zuko thought he was free - until he suddenly realized he was in a tunnel. A dark tunnel. And he wasn't alone...

High-pitched, frenzied gigling filled the air, echoing off the tunnel's walls.

What did she have planned for him next?!

Oh, and Happy Belated Hannuka (dammit how do you spell that? tell me and I'll fix it) Merry Belated Christmas and Happy Kwanzaa (spelling?)